View Full Version : DC's New Recruits: 'Sickie' Tops Kenny and Clyde :: Plenderleith, MASR
OnTheSidelines
02 Mar 2005, 01:35 PM
Ian's latest:
http://unitedmania.matchnight.com/umindex.cfm?page=ARTICLE&show=2738
"Now it's that time of the year when we sit back and assess the names of the new arrivals on the DC United roster. I have to focus on the names, because I've little or no clue as to their playing skills."
Diceson
02 Mar 2005, 01:42 PM
I'm disappointed that Ian missed the obvious headline for the third string GKs first shutout:
"Terris-firma"
Knave
02 Mar 2005, 01:43 PM
The comic value from Kenny won't come from his name but from watching him pair up in central defense with David Stokes for DCU Reserves.
Ian clearly hasn't climbed aboard the Stokes bandwagon.
PSG Stunna
02 Mar 2005, 02:11 PM
"I'm cuckoo for Kuykendall"
this is too easy..
http://www.toysrgus.com/images-food/cocoapuffs-sticker.jpg
CHICO13
02 Mar 2005, 02:12 PM
"Or will he suck so much we'll call him "Kenny Lingus"? :D :D
[Kenny Banya] GOLD JERRY! That's Comedy Gold!
Sachin
02 Mar 2005, 02:16 PM
I'm surprised he missed the chance to note we could have Sick and Gros as our wingers this year.
Sachin
fatbastard
02 Mar 2005, 03:10 PM
"Or will he suck so much we'll call him "Kenny Lingus"?
Where's Colonel Angus to weigh in on this? :D
eltico
02 Mar 2005, 03:26 PM
Ian clearly hasn't climbed aboard the Stokes bandwagon.
I think you meant to say that he doesn't stoke Ian's fire.
"Or will he suck so much we'll call him "Kenny Lingus"? :D :D
[Kenny Banya] GOLD JERRY! That's Comedy Gold!
This was my favorite quote of the piece, absolutely comedy gold! :D
K
Lowecifer
02 Mar 2005, 03:40 PM
Where's Colonel Angus to weigh in on this? :D
That ol' carbetbagger?
Cweedchop
02 Mar 2005, 04:33 PM
"Or will he suck so much we'll call him "Kenny Lingus"? :D :D
[Kenny Banya] GOLD JERRY! That's Comedy Gold!
"Soups not a meal"
GrillMaster
02 Mar 2005, 05:53 PM
"Or will he suck so much we'll call him "Kenny Lingus"? :D :D
[Kenny Banya] GOLD JERRY! That's Comedy Gold!Hand in hand with that expression would be a team cheer for the cunning runts since DC's modus operandi is to use small but smart players. :cool: