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Ringo
02 Mar 2005, 01:13 AM
Well, I'm just guessing because I haven't seen it. Methinks this video was leaked by its 'star' in a desperate attempt to keep his name in the news.

(from imdb.com)

Durst Sex Video on Web
A three-minute sex video starring Limp Bizkit star Fred Durst has surfaced on the internet after hackers stole the graphic images from his mobile phone. Dunst has reportedly fallen victim to the same criminal who illegally gained information from Paris Hilton's T-Mobile sidekick, including topless pictures of the heiress kissing Latina TV presenter Eglantina Zingg. In the videophone clip, Durst is seen indulging in unprotected sex with a mystery woman. However, despite initial embarrassment, Dunst is refusing to feel ashamed of his antics - because men all over the world are guilty of capturing their sex sessions on video. He tells MTV.Com, "Everyone, probably everyone in this building, has done something similar to what I did, and nobody cares about it. But if you're high-profile, or on someone's radar... then it matters. What happens to me happens to me, and I have to live with it and go on."

Daniel from Montréal
02 Mar 2005, 01:23 AM
As the guy over at Gorillamask.net said, "time to unplug the internet".

skipshady
02 Mar 2005, 02:31 AM
The lovely Cathy over at cityrag (http://cityrag.blogs.com/main/2005/02/index.html#a0003696418) figures that Fred's Bizkit measures 4.5 inches when not Limp. Heh.

And it appers I'm not the only one who thinks the Sidekick "hack" may have been intentional.

CHICO13
02 Mar 2005, 07:20 AM
Bad enough I had to watch that muppet suck face with Halle Berry, no way am I watching him shtup some bimbo. Time to unplug the internet indeed....

Ray Luca
02 Mar 2005, 07:33 AM
Any sex video without the "Money Shot"

bojendyk
02 Mar 2005, 08:40 AM
A three-minute sex video starring Limp Bizkit star Fred Durst has surfaced on the internet after hackers stole the graphic images from his mobile phone.

"Three minutes."

Heh heh heh . . .

Dr. Wankler
02 Mar 2005, 08:44 AM
I don't know about the rest of you, but this makes me incredibly grateful that Tom Arnold and Roseann Barr broke up before the internet became widely available.

Dante
02 Mar 2005, 09:14 AM
I read a couple days ago that Durst said it wasn't his sidekick that was hacked, he had the clip on his computer and he brought it to get repaired and whoever fixed it lifted the clip from his comp.

Brainodo
02 Mar 2005, 10:13 AM
I read a couple days ago that Durst said it wasn't his sidekick that was hacked, he had the clip on his computer and he brought it to get repaired and whoever fixed it lifted the clip from his comp.

Sure they did. I fervently hope this story gets the shrug of indifference from the rest of the world it deserves. Jumped-up little toerag.

Claymore
02 Mar 2005, 10:16 AM
Is anyone thouroughly mystified by the appeal of Fred Durst?

CHICO13
02 Mar 2005, 10:21 AM
Is anyone thouroughly mystified by the appeal of Fred Durst?
I'm more mystified at the list of poon he's "allegedly" tagged.

soccahmomma
02 Mar 2005, 11:03 AM
Is anyone thouroughly mystified by the appeal of Fred Durst?
Can you use the words "appeal" and "fred Durst" in the same sentence???
ewwww

servotron
02 Mar 2005, 11:23 AM
While I wouldn't put it past a lame-arse like Durst to do a publicity stunt like this... ask yourself this question: Would you release a video to the entire world that shows that you are a 3 minute man with a 4 1/2" wang? I can't see a queue forming for that.

CHICO13
02 Mar 2005, 11:50 AM
ask yourself this question: Would you release a video to the entire world that shows that you are a 3 minute man with a 4 1/2" wang?
If I was hammerin' Carmen Electra? SH!T YEAH

[oldest joke in the book]

Carmen: (pointing at Fred's 4 1/2 inch crank) Who do you think you're gonna satisfy with that little thing?

Fred: ME! :D

bukie2k
02 Mar 2005, 12:35 PM
a 3 minute man with a 4 1/2" wang

Isn't that a line from a Kid Rock song? :p