Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous

[jamison]

No, sh!t, someone is paying to make this movie.

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/miss_congeniality_2__armed_and_fabulous/_group_photos/regina_king1.jpg

http://www2.warnerbros.com/misscongeniality2/img/photos/gallery/MC2-14.jpg


I'm...just...I can't...how.........lord.

[CHICO13]

Sandra Bullock is 3 years away from the obligatory hasbeen spread in Playboy magazine.

[sch2383]

This movie will be DOA.

[jamison]

Okay, so you are a mid-level studio employee and someone hands you the script for Miss Congeniality 2, and asks you to edit it.

How do you not kill yourself right there?

[Renegade of Funk]

I'm...just...I can't...how.........lord.

I dare you to watch the preview.

You will rage at the human race and question all of its achievements.

[Ombak]

Okay, so you are a mid-level studio employee and someone hands you the script for Miss Congeniality 2, and asks you to edit it.

How do you not kill yourself right there?

Benefits pay for your drugs?

[Danks81]

I think the studio execs used the Smykowski line of reasoning here.

Studio-Exec with half a brain: "You think Miss Congeniality was a good movie?"
Warner Bros. Ass-Clown: "Sure it was. The movie made a million dollars."






[sigh]

[nicodemus]

truly, i have no words for this

[Footer Phooter]

I dare you to watch the preview.

You will rage at the human race and question all of its achievements.


I saw the preview, and thought it was horrid. But sure enough, there were a decent amount of people laughing at it.

[Daniel from Montréal]

Finally, a movie that pairs up a white cop with a black cop. There's more: they're complete opposites who will realise that they're not so different after all. Hilarity ensues.

[nicephoras]

Christ, this is the worst piece of $hit since Hollywood spent a fortune to make Battlefield Earth.
What's next, a movie with two washed up never beens and a rapping kangaroo?

[chad]

Watch your step, nicephoras.