Keane in Court

[antifan]

Roy Keane's trial has begun on charges that he allegedly assaulted a sixteen year old wiseass. Full Story Here. (http://football.guardian.co.uk/News_Story/0,1563,1427464,00.html) The so called "victim" in the incident has testified that the Man United captain swung a walking stick at him and later grabbed him by the collar breaking his cheap necklace. The unidentified victim was so upset that he rode his moped straight to the Police station, even before calling the papers. The trial is expected to last two days, and sources report that tomorrow the defence will present evidence that the boy had been intimidating Gary Neville, and therefore incited Mr. Keane's response.

[Mac_Howard]

The trial is expected to last two days, and sources report that tomorrow the defence will present evidence that the boy had been intimidating Gary Neville, and therefore incited Mr. Keane's response.

Lol!

It sounds as if Keane decided to teach a lesson to a kid who gave him the one finger salute and called him a w__nker by pretending to hit him but it backfired when the kid decided to report it to the police.

[Acronym]

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lol

[billyireland]

breaking his cheap necklaceThe teen really screwed himself over here, as he claimed this was a family airlume, before it was revealed that his ex-girlfirend bought it for £2.99.

[Motterman]

Cleared of all charges....


Move along, move along.

[antifan]

Cleared of all charges....


Move along, move along.
Move along? No way this story is too funny. I'm glad Keane was acquitted, but does anyone believe his testimony that he spoke "calmly and politely" to the young punk who called him a wanker? Just doesn't sound like Roy's style to me.

[billyireland]

I believe if you read the transcripts Roy can be quoted as saying:

So I told him if you're having a god at me, you're haing a go at me stickOnly this teen was braver than Vieira... stupider, too.