1) Arsene Wenger 2) Tony "Donkey" Adams 3) The Offside Trap 4) The Clockend 5) Geroge Grahams Bungs 6) Robert "F'kin" Pires 7) Thierry Henrys goal celebrations 8) The Library 9) Making an art of winning boring matches 1-0 10) Then inventing a chant about it 11) Dixon, Adams, Keown, Winterburn (for about 10 consecutive seasons) 12) Buying a place in the old 1st Division at a more honourable London clubs expense 13) Playing in North London when they originate from South of the river 14) The fabled Marble Halls. Who gives a stuff ? 15) Ian Wrights television career 16) Never produced a decent post war striker for England 17) Thinking they are bigger than Man Utd 18) Winning the double with boring, uninspired football (70/71) 19) Arsene Wenger 20) Introducing Anelka to this country 21) Nick friggin Hornby 22) Having to explain to their fans that big clubs are able to defend their status as champions 23) David Seaman 24) Perry Groves 25) Paul Davis breaking Glenn Cockrills jaw with a right hook 26) Arsene Wenger 27) Don Howes "attacking" brand of football 28) Sacking Bruce Rioch (if ony they had kept faith) 29) Micheal Thomas lucky lucky last minute goal in '89. How do you say "rub of the green". 30) Ditto Alan Sunderland in the '79 cup final 31) Nayim from the half way line 32) Thats not a reason for hating Arsenal 33) But I thought I'd slip in in there 34) Arsene Wenger 35) The **********ist pitch in the prem. I've screwed women with wider snatches than Highbury 36) Ruining Charlie Nicholas career 37) The Wright Stuff. ***gag*** 38) Bob Wilson. Has there ever been a more boring football prersenter 39) Martin Keowns disgraceful scenes at Old Trafford 40) Arsene Wengers opticians Feel free to add your own. 101 is the target
1. arsepipe wanker 2. arsepipe wanker 3. arsepipe wanker 4. arsepipe wanker 5. arsepipe wanker 6. peanut head henry (Gallic shrugs) 7. peanut head henry (goal celebrations) 8. his mate captain raisin head viera (i need 2 mins of physio) for a kick Rooney never made. 9. his mate captain raisin head viera (i need 2 mins of physio) for a kick Rooney never made. 10. his mate captain raisin head viera (i need 2 mins of physio) for a kick Rooney never made. 11. monkey man 12. monkey man 13. bullet head henry (bottler) 14. arsenal fans copying our songs 15. that wank small pitch 16. denis (i dont want to fly) bergcamp 17. arsepipe wankstain 18. freddy bumstain (going down like a sniper has shot him) 19. bob pires and his whiskers pmsl 20. ashley girls name cole, and his baseball style lunges 21. ashley girls name cole and his tripple pikes 22. that invincible crap (when they actually got beat) and it went to their heads 23. wearing tees saying "50 not out" arrogant scented ass wipes 24. arsepipe wanker 25. bullet head 26. jens lemon 27. captain viera for trying to sly a move away several seasons in a row 28. captain viera for laying on the ground for 2 mins, even though nowt happened 29. freddy bumberg for constantly getting snipered 30. van purse (got that arsepipe feeling) 31. southern media twats for saying arsenal were the greatest team of all time, yet couldnt beat us in several attempts 32. small clubs believing it 33. monkey man mutant footballer 34. pipe wanker 35. "i didnt see it" 36. pat rice cake 37. no british players 38. les invicibles pmsl~ 39. reyes "lost in translation" 40. gypsy boy 41. bob whiskers pires 42. emirates stadium pmsl 43. that logo har har 44. dein 45. dein 46 arsenal
48 - Spurs fans don't like the fact Arsenal are a more glamourous club now and play better football (two reasons why Spurs fans thought they were bigger than Arsenal). 49 - They also don't like the fact the 2002 double side played good football and set records like their 1961 double side 50 - Arsenal were boring 51 - Rioch was a ************ Arsenal manager 52 - Wenger hasn't the decency to field a squad with an English player 53 - Spurs haven't beaten them since 1999/2000 season and it pisses me off.
Lets be honest fellas, Arsenal within the next 5 years will be the ************ mid table club they have always been, with 30,000 people in a 60,000 seater "corporate" stadium.
60. For all the hype they're still absolute gutless shite in Europe. 61. Bottlers at crucial games. 62. Their name contains the word where shit comes from. 63. Wenger looks like someone Dan Dare should be at war with. 64. Fans constantly whining on about how Chelsea have taken away 'their' decade. 65. Vieira. Not only does he break peoples legs, he now dives too. 66. Has housed more criminals than Brixton Prison. 67. Evicted honest, hard working business men so they can build on their new rubbish dump. 68. Ray Parlour's wife. 69. Reyes makes Ronaldo look like Vinnie Jones. 70. Not staying in Woolwich where they rightly belong. 71. Having trendy, poncy, gay fans from the camp half of North London who wouldn't know support if they were put on a life support machine.