101 reasons to hate Arsenal

Discussion in 'England Rivalries' started by Rambler, Feb 18, 2005.

  1. Rambler

    Rambler New Member

    May 6, 2003
    1) Arsene Wenger
    2) Tony "Donkey" Adams
    3) The Offside Trap
    4) The Clockend
    5) Geroge Grahams Bungs
    6) Robert "F'kin" Pires
    7) Thierry Henrys goal celebrations
    8) The Library
    9) Making an art of winning boring matches 1-0
    10) Then inventing a chant about it
    11) Dixon, Adams, Keown, Winterburn (for about 10 consecutive seasons)
    12) Buying a place in the old 1st Division at a more honourable London clubs expense
    13) Playing in North London when they originate from South of the river
    14) The fabled Marble Halls. Who gives a stuff ?
    15) Ian Wrights television career
    16) Never produced a decent post war striker for England
    17) Thinking they are bigger than Man Utd
    18) Winning the double with boring, uninspired football (70/71)
    19) Arsene Wenger
    20) Introducing Anelka to this country
    21) Nick friggin Hornby
    22) Having to explain to their fans that big clubs are able to defend their status as champions
    23) David Seaman
    24) Perry Groves
    25) Paul Davis breaking Glenn Cockrills jaw with a right hook
    26) Arsene Wenger
    27) Don Howes "attacking" brand of football
    28) Sacking Bruce Rioch (if ony they had kept faith)
    29) Micheal Thomas lucky lucky last minute goal in '89. How do you say "rub of the green".
    30) Ditto Alan Sunderland in the '79 cup final
    31) Nayim from the half way line
    32) Thats not a reason for hating Arsenal
    33) But I thought I'd slip in in there
    34) Arsene Wenger
    35) The **********ist pitch in the prem. I've screwed women with wider snatches than Highbury
    36) Ruining Charlie Nicholas career
    37) The Wright Stuff. ***gag***
    38) Bob Wilson. Has there ever been a more boring football prersenter
    39) Martin Keowns disgraceful scenes at Old Trafford
    40) Arsene Wengers opticians


    Feel free to add your own. 101 is the target
     
  2. Acronym

    Acronym BigSoccer Yellow Card

    Nov 26, 2003
    Ol' blighty
    1. arsepipe wanker
    2. arsepipe wanker
    3. arsepipe wanker
    4. arsepipe wanker
    5. arsepipe wanker
    6. peanut head henry (Gallic shrugs)
    7. peanut head henry (goal celebrations)
    8. his mate captain raisin head viera (i need 2 mins of physio) for a kick Rooney never made.
    9. his mate captain raisin head viera (i need 2 mins of physio) for a kick Rooney never made.
    10. his mate captain raisin head viera (i need 2 mins of physio) for a kick Rooney never made.
    11. monkey man
    12. monkey man
    13. bullet head henry (bottler)
    14. arsenal fans copying our songs
    15. that wank small pitch
    16. denis (i dont want to fly) bergcamp
    17. arsepipe wankstain
    18. freddy bumstain (going down like a sniper has shot him)
    19. bob pires and his whiskers pmsl
    20. ashley girls name cole, and his baseball style lunges
    21. ashley girls name cole and his tripple pikes
    22. that invincible crap (when they actually got beat) and it went to their heads
    23. wearing tees saying "50 not out" arrogant scented ass wipes
    24. arsepipe wanker
    25. bullet head
    26. jens lemon
    27. captain viera for trying to sly a move away several seasons in a row
    28. captain viera for laying on the ground for 2 mins, even though nowt happened
    29. freddy bumberg for constantly getting snipered
    30. van purse (got that arsepipe feeling)
    31. southern media twats for saying arsenal were the greatest team of all time, yet couldnt beat us in several attempts
    32. small clubs believing it
    33. monkey man mutant footballer
    34. pipe wanker
    35. "i didnt see it"
    36. pat rice cake
    37. no british players
    38. les invicibles pmsl~
    39. reyes "lost in translation"
    40. gypsy boy
    41. bob whiskers pires
    42. emirates stadium pmsl
    43. that logo har har
    44. dein
    45. dein
    46 arsenal
     
  3. Mel B

    Mel B Red Card

    Nov 10, 2004
    South Shields UK
    Club:
    Newcastle United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    47. Cockney bastards
     
  4. Acronym

    Acronym BigSoccer Yellow Card

    Nov 26, 2003
    Ol' blighty
  5. mad theory

    mad theory New Member

    May 10, 2004
    London
    acro, mate just answer this question. where in england are you from?
     
  6. mis-e-one

    mis-e-one New Member

    Aug 23, 2004
    Bedfordshire
    48 - Spurs fans don't like the fact Arsenal are a more glamourous club now and play better football (two reasons why Spurs fans thought they were bigger than Arsenal).
    49 - They also don't like the fact the 2002 double side played good football and set records like their 1961 double side
    50 - Arsenal were boring
    51 - Rioch was a ************ Arsenal manager
    52 - Wenger hasn't the decency to field a squad with an English player
    53 - Spurs haven't beaten them since 1999/2000 season and it pisses me off.
     
  7. SLO-Gunner

    SLO-Gunner New Member

    Mar 11, 2003
    Baltimore
    he's from blackpool.
     
  8. Acronym

    Acronym BigSoccer Yellow Card

    Nov 26, 2003
    Ol' blighty
    lol are you gooners gay pen pals LOL :? Keep guesing pant sniffers.
     
  9. the_baron

    the_baron New Member

    Jan 27, 2004
    County Tyrone
    Jealousy Jealousy! :p
     
  10. Acronym

    Acronym BigSoccer Yellow Card

    Nov 26, 2003
    Ol' blighty
    Lets be honest fellas, Arsenal within the next 5 years will be the ************ mid table club they have always been, with 30,000 people in a 60,000 seater "corporate" stadium.
     
  11. Mel B

    Mel B Red Card

    Nov 10, 2004
    South Shields UK
    Club:
    Newcastle United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    54. They say apples and pears. wtf is that carry on all about man.
     
  12. Ballzack

    Ballzack New Member

    Feb 2, 2005
    Acro, good call, it will be so great, indeed, to see them the whining Wengerites, er, Wankerites!
     
  13. hawk_claw

    hawk_claw New Member

    Aug 14, 2003
    Wisconsin
    i hate highbury......!!!!
     
  14. Mel B

    Mel B Red Card

    Nov 10, 2004
    South Shields UK
    Club:
    Newcastle United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England

    See 47 sunshine.
     
  15. Colm

    Colm Member

    Aug 17, 2004
    UK
    Club:
    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    Nat'l Team:
    --other--
    55. Highbury is a library

    :D
     
  16. Mel B

    Mel B Red Card

    Nov 10, 2004
    South Shields UK
    Club:
    Newcastle United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England

    56. Its not. Its a football ground.
     
  17. Colm

    Colm Member

    Aug 17, 2004
    UK
    Club:
    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    Nat'l Team:
    --other--
    57. The Arsenal players are cupcakes
     
  18. Mel B

    Mel B Red Card

    Nov 10, 2004
    South Shields UK
    Club:
    Newcastle United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England

    58. They are in my house sunshine.
     
  19. Lanesra

    Lanesra BigSoccer Supporter

    Feb 13, 2003
    LONDON
    Acronym, whats division 2 ?
     
  20. Motterman

    Motterman Member

    Jul 8, 2002
    Orlando, FL
    Club:
    Manchester United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    59. They're still in Europe, and we're not. :mad:
     
  21. mad theory

    mad theory New Member

    May 10, 2004
    London
    didn't last long though...
     
  22. Mel B

    Mel B Red Card

    Nov 10, 2004
    South Shields UK
    Club:
    Newcastle United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England

    I think it comes after division 1. pffffffffft.
     
  23. Winston Smith

    Winston Smith New Member

    Nov 17, 2003
    London
    60. For all the hype they're still absolute gutless shite in Europe.
    61. Bottlers at crucial games.
    62. Their name contains the word where shit comes from.
    63. Wenger looks like someone Dan Dare should be at war with.
    64. Fans constantly whining on about how Chelsea have taken away 'their' decade.
    65. Vieira. Not only does he break peoples legs, he now dives too.
    66. Has housed more criminals than Brixton Prison.
    67. Evicted honest, hard working business men so they can build on their new rubbish dump.
    68. Ray Parlour's wife.
    69. Reyes makes Ronaldo look like Vinnie Jones.
    70. Not staying in Woolwich where they rightly belong.
    71. Having trendy, poncy, gay fans from the camp half of North London who wouldn't know support if they were put on a life support machine.
     
  24. Motterman

    Motterman Member

    Jul 8, 2002
    Orlando, FL
    Club:
    Manchester United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Guess we need to have a new Number 59 then.
     
  25. Mel B

    Mel B Red Card

    Nov 10, 2004
    South Shields UK
    Club:
    Newcastle United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England

    Reeeped.
     

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