Need help...

[655321]

I need a long time and well spoken member here to write up a little player by player preview of the Fulham match for another Fulham supporter/bigsoccer posters fanzine/website/somethingorother.

Please PM me if interested.

[SuperElf]

I need a long time and well spoken member here to write up a little player by player preview of the Fulham match for another Fulham supporter/bigsoccer posters fanzine/website/somethingorother.

Please PM me if interested.So which players would we be writing up? I presume that, in the interim, Stevie will suffer a broken leg, Jamie will contract a horrible case of tetanus, and Moro will have his head spontaneously explode while attempting to put on the yellow shirt. Sadly, I don't know enough about Mark Smyth and Danny Mannix to do player capsules for our starting lineup at the Cottage.

And I'm only half joking.

[nicephoras]

And my question is, do you want these to be positive portrayals, or will any do? Because in the latter case, I and my thesaurus stand a the ready. (How many synonyms of "overrated useless ponce" are there?)
:p

[therealronaldo7]

actually it is not a write up or a match preview it is simly answering about 10-12 questions about your team. All you have to do is write your answers in the word document I send you and then email it back to me. Your help would be appreciated. It is just something we like to do at FulhamUSA to get some original content and learn a little about the next opponent. If you are interested, please let me know.

Thanks!
Tom

[liverbird]

And my question is, do you want these to be positive portrayals, or will any do? Because in the latter case, I and my thesaurus stand a the ready. (How many synonyms of "overrated useless ponce" are there?)
:p

Thiago, Kezman, Drogba ..... three I can think of :D :D

[lackadaisical]

Nice will just come back with three Liverpool players who stink worse then them. For example, Josemi, Pellegrino, and Nunez.

[nicephoras]

Thiago, Kezman, Drogba ..... three I can think of :D :D

En garde, eh? I'll give you Kezman, who's been, um, well.....not so good, but Tiago's hardly been crap, and how many strikers do you have who've scored more goals than Drogba?
Say, what's Bruno Cheyrou up to these days? Has Diarra ever put on a Liverpool shirt? And do you think my grandmother and her plastic hip could beat Josemi to the ball by two or three paces? Of course, Josemi would probably take her out, crudely. :(

[NC RED]

En garde, eh? I'll give you Kezman, who's been, um, well.....not so good, but Tiago's hardly been crap, and how many strikers do you have who've scored more goals than Drogba?
Say, what's Bruno Cheyrou up to these days? Has Diarra ever put on a Liverpool shirt? And do you think my grandmother and her plastic hip could beat Josemi to the ball by two or three paces? Of course, Josemi would probably take her out, crudely. :(

Lampard would prob get her first and break her ankle.

Poor lady - plastic hip, broken ankle and a Wingnut Chelski fan for a grandson!