West Midlands Police = Arseholes.

[Colin Bell the King]

Went to West Brom vs Man City at the weekend!

Everything was fine before the game, got there 5/6 hours early as you do for the pre match pissup, was really going at it but managed to get into the game and had a laugh. Anyway, after the game the police had cordoned off both side entrances out of the away end and the only way out was down a half mile walkway. Anyway we were in cars, not coaches or trains, but the coppers leading the escort wouldn't let us out. My mate had 'words' with them and blam, he got a baton up his arse.

Ended up having to get a train to Wolverhampon, and back to West Brom to get the cars.

Feckin Arseholes.

[Mel B]

Went to West Brom vs Man City at the weekend!

Everything was fine before the game, got there 5/6 hours early as you do for the pre match pissup, was really going at it but managed to get into the game and had a laugh. Anyway, after the game the police had cordoned off both side entrances out of the away end and the only way out was down a half mile walkway. Anyway we were in cars, not coaches or trains, but the coppers leading the escort wouldn't let us out. My mate had 'words' with them and blam, he got a baton up his arse.

Ended up having to get a train to Wolverhampon, and back to West Brom to get the cars.

Feckin Arseholes.


The police are nobs. Simple as. And to of my family are high up in the police force. They think they can bully the little man. It doesnt work in my house though sunbeams.

[John Boy]

Done 2-0 by the worst team in the League, a baton up the arse and a trip to Wolverhampton. What a shat day.


The WMP are twats.

[Albion + England]

At least you don't have to live in their jurisdiction. The West Mids police are total tossers - never met a decent one.