The All Bald Team -- UEFA

[hartley]

This may not be the place to get this started. But here's my start at the all bald team for UEFA -- it will be primarily EPL players.

GK -- Brad Friedel of Blackburn Rovers
D -- Andy Mills of Boro
D -- Cristiano Cris of Lyon
D -- Zat Knight of Fulham
D -- Paul Konchesky of Charlton Athletic
M -- Thomas Graveson of Real Madrid
M -- Lee Carsley of Everton
M -- Stelios Giannakopoulos
M -- Papa Bouba Diop of Fulham
F -- Fredi Kanoute of Tottenham
F -- Andy Johnson of Crystal Palace

Not an especially talented squad. But I doubt they would get relegated.

[doug001001]

hartley, might there be a few more hairs at the bottom of your shower every morning now?

just kidding..

but are you counting shaved bald along with bald bald?

[Lord15]

If you're going all time, you've got to add Lombardo from Italy.

[servotron]

Obviously, Collina would ref the match.

Also I'd like to nominate Klaus Jensen of Fulham and how could you forget Zindane?

[hartley]

My hairline is in retreat a little. But I am by no means bald.

And yes, I would include shaven bald simply because those men are usually somewhat bald already -- that's why they shave.

I don't know how I forgot Zidane. I overlooked Jensen because he hasn't played much this year.

This is not an all time list. This is an all bald list for this year in UEFA. Thanks.

[Eddie26]

This may not be the place to get this started. But here's my start at the all bald team for UEFA -- it will be primarily EPL players.

GK -- Brad Friedel of Blackburn Rovers
D -- Andy Mills of Boro
D -- Cristiano Cris of Lyon
D -- Zat Knight of Fulham
D -- Paul Konchesky of Charlton Athletic
M -- Thomas Graveson of Real Madrid
M -- Lee Carsley of Everton
M -- Stelios Giannakopoulos
M -- Papa Bouba Diop of Fulham
F -- Fredi Kanoute of Tottenham
F -- Andy Johnson of Crystal Palace

Not an especially talented squad. But I doubt they would get relegated.

I think instead of Andy Mills you meant:
D - Danny Mills of Man City (he played at Boro last year)

I think you should also TOY with the idea of bumped Kanoute to the bench and playing with 5 MF's and replacing him with Zidane, he's close enough isn't he?

Like the idea though.

[hartley]

Yes, I meant Danny Mills now of Man City. I knew that, but I forgot.

So, since in the EPL the 4-5-1 is very popular, we will take Kanoute out of the starting lineup and insert Zidane in the midfield. Besides, Andy Johnson is familiar with the formation and working up top alone.

[servotron]

Remember: It's not a bald spot, it's a solar panel for a sex machine.

I'm almost 30 and more balding than just about anyone I know. You could park a car on my receeding hairline, and what's left up top if getting VERY thin. Fortunately I keep my hair buzzed down to about 1/8" at all times, and have since I was 18, long before I started balding :)

[hartley]

I'm almost 30 and more balding than just about anyone I know. You could park a car on my receeding hairline, and what's left up top if getting VERY thin. Fortunately I keep my hair buzzed down to about 1/8" at all times, and have since I was 18, long before I started balding :)

So, what position do you play, then?

[sarabella]

I like bald guys. But most men are so self-conscious about it!

[doug001001]

what about a team for them to play against.. how about an all-big/bad-hair team?

i don't watch enough to come up with a big list... but i'll start it off with milan baros from liverpool... for some reason i don't like his hair

[servotron]

So, what position do you play, then?
I'm a striker, know anyone looking for a bald player? :D