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Mel B
09 Jan 2005, 11:01 PM
Either wish me happy birthday and send me presents or tell me to piss off. Put your name down. A birthday messege and what your gunna buy me. Simple.
Not yet in America but in England i am.
realmadrid1086
09 Jan 2005, 11:05 PM
Happy Birthday! My name's Graeme Souness, and I'll buy you a nice Ghanian center back that goes by the name of Sammy Kuffour. :)
Mel B
09 Jan 2005, 11:05 PM
Happy Birthday! My name's Graeme Souness, and I'll buy you a nice Ghanian center back that goes by the name of Sammy Kuffour.
Champion. :) :) :) :)
Eddie26
09 Jan 2005, 11:33 PM
You bastard!! Here I am sitting up until it's midnight EST so I could open a thread wishing you a Happy Birthday but instead you went and opened one for yourself!!
Well happy birthday mate! Try to get yourself and Laney-Beth sorted out this year. That's what's most important and that's my birthday wish for you! (plus some pints if you come here in the summer like promised!)
Mel B
09 Jan 2005, 11:39 PM
You bastard!! Here I am sitting up until it's midnight EST so I could open a thread wishing you a Happy Birthday but instead you went and opened one for yourself!!
Well happy birthday mate! Try to get yourself and Laney-Beth sorted out this year. That's what's most important and that's my birthday wish for you! (plus some pints if you come here in the summer like promised!)
Im going to Court today Steady mate. For a change. The Judge will slag my ex-wife off. Seriously. Will you put me and Laney-Beth up for two weeks sunshine. I really really appreciate that man. I could turn out to be a murderer. :D :D :D :D
Russian Scouser
10 Jan 2005, 08:36 AM
He-he-he... Ha-ha-ha... ho-ho-ho... Funniest thing I've seen today... :)
Mel B
10 Jan 2005, 10:50 AM
He-he-he... Ha-ha-ha... ho-ho-ho... Funniest thing I've seen today... :)
FCUK OFF said very aggressively sunshine. Just for you.
Russian Scouser
10 Jan 2005, 11:00 AM
FCUK OFF said very aggressively sunshine. Just for you.
Hope someone gets you some brains for your birthday. Goat's brains will be an improvement. :)
Mel B
10 Jan 2005, 11:04 AM
Hope someone gets you some brains for your birthday. Goat's brains will be an improvement. :)
See. Just be nice and we'll all get along sunshine. I'm funny. And i cant think of any thing funny to say when i'm referring to you. Except Fcukwitt.
Russian Scouser
10 Jan 2005, 11:29 AM
I'm funny.
(p*ssed himself laughing :))
Mel B
10 Jan 2005, 11:41 AM
(p*ssed himself laughing :))
Honestly sunshine. The only person i give a flying fcuk about thinks i'm very very very funny. We giggle like mad. Thats good enough for me.
Russian Scouser
10 Jan 2005, 12:05 PM
Honestly sunshine. The only person i give a flying fcuk about thinks i'm very very very funny. We giggle like mad. Thats good enough for me.
(mind of a 5 year old) Awwwwight there, Forest! :)
Mel B
10 Jan 2005, 12:07 PM
(mind of a 5 year old) Awwwwight there, Forest! :)
Tis class. I couldnt give a fcuk what you say sunshine.
Russian Scouser
10 Jan 2005, 12:30 PM
Tis class. I couldnt give a fcuk what you say sunshine.
Finally explains the simple nature of your posts. :)
Mel B
10 Jan 2005, 12:34 PM
Finally explains the simple nature of your posts. :)
See. She is me. Well half of me. She is class. We rock. I would gladly do anything for her.
Russian Scouser
10 Jan 2005, 12:37 PM
See. She is me. Well half of me. She is class. We rock. I would gladly do anything for her.
(wipes a tear... touched... Single father... touching story...:)) writing a book about it, then? :))
Mel B
10 Jan 2005, 12:41 PM
(wipes a tear... touched... Single father... touching story... writing a book about it, then?
See. I could not give a flying fcuk about anything. Except her. Book? not a chance. I'm a Geordie inbred. How the fcuk would i be able to write a book. Its lucky i can smell fook right i can tell you sunshine. :D :D :) :)
Russian Scouser
10 Jan 2005, 12:51 PM
Book? not a chance. I'm a Geordie inbred. How the fcuk would i be able to write a book.
The most accurate observation you've ever made in your life. :)
Mel B
10 Jan 2005, 12:54 PM
The most accurate observation you've ever made in your life. :)
Im fcuking still giggling away at the smell bit. Honestly. I crack myself up.
Russian Scouser
10 Jan 2005, 12:55 PM
Im fcuking still giggling away at the smell bit. Honestly. I crack myself up.
That's wonderful.
(wonders how many such inbreds are out there in the community:))