Chants. Part 2.

[Mel B]

Can i just say. That that Russian who posts a load of shite. And took the piss out of me. Isnt allowed to post.


Right i'll start.

Peter Read's got a fcuking monkeys heed.
Peter Read's got a fcuking monkeys heed.

Repeat untill you get sick.

[Acronym]

here here!


I see the Stretford End arising I see trouble on the way,
Don't go out tonight,
Unless you're red and white I see there's trouble on the way....

[Mel B]

here here!


I see the Stretford End arising I see trouble on the way,
Don't go out tonight,
Unless you're red and white I see there's trouble on the way....


:D :D :D


You only sing when your winning.
Sing when you winning
Sing when your winnnnnning.

Repeat until you get bored.

[pookspur]

on the sunderland manager's recent return to millwall
- to the tune of the hallalujah chorus -

miiiick mccarthy - he's a wanker - he's a wanker
miiiick mccarthy - he's a wanker - he's a wanker :||

you can't beat the classics.
handel surely would've approved.

[Mel B]

here here!


I see the Stretford End arising I see trouble on the way,
Don't go out tonight,
Unless you're red and white I see there's trouble on the way....



The Stretford end is full of shite.
The Stretford end.
The Stretford end.
Is full of shite.
Oh the Sretford end is full of shite.

[Acronym]

Not really a chant, but worth listening to as it's Funny as Fck:

http://home.iprimus.com.au/htn/manutd.mp3

[Captain Splarg]

How did the song go about Peter Reid eating bananas with his feet?

[Mel B]

Not really a chant, but worth listening to as it's Funny as Fck:

http://home.iprimus.com.au/htn/manutd.mp3

A classic. Fcuk Deportive. Fcuk Franny Lee. Honestly that is the fcuking dogs mate. I think there was a hidden messege in there. If there was. :) :) . If there wasnt. :D :D Just me reading to much into things.

Captain Sparg - I honestly cant remember.


Just listened to it again. Fcuk Eddie Gray. Honestly that is funny as.

[Colin Bell the King]

Celtic fans in Seville.

'We're all on summer benders
While your at home watching Eastenders'

'We're in Seville
While yer at home watching the Bill'



He's out of the England squad and I know why
Cause Rio got high
Cause Rio got high
Rio got high
La la la la


Oh Manchester, is a great place to be
Full of tits, fanny and Manchester City.


Alan Ball, Alan Ball
Hes a squeaky ginger bastard
and hes only three foot tall


(About Tim Howard and his Tourettes)

Timmy Timmy Timmy Timmy Tourettes
Fcuk off, Fcuk off!


(Sang at any ground where Blackpool Town take pisspoor away support)

Come on a donkey
You must have come on a donkey

[Colin Bell the King]

(During the foot and mouth crisis)

Head, shoulders, foot and mouth
foot and mouth
Head, shoulders, foot and mouth


Roslers dads a German
he wears a bombers hat
He dropped a bomb on Old Trafford
And we love him just for that.


Cheer up Tony Adams
Oh what can it mean
To a pissed up donkey
and a ********** football team

[Mel B]

(During the foot and mouth crisis)

Head, shoulders, foot and mouth
foot and mouth
Head, shoulders, foot and mouth


Roslers dads a German
he wears a bombers hat
He dropped a bomb on Old Trafford
And we love him just for that.


Cheer up Tony Adams
Oh what can it mean
To a pissed up donkey
and a ********** football team

:D :D :D :D The foot and mouth one.

[Mel B]

Sh!t ground. Sh!t fans.
Sh!t ground. Sh!t fans.

[Russian Scouser]

Sh!t ground. Sh!t fans.
Sh!t ground. Sh!t fans.

That's a bit of a harsh chant to sing byt the home fans!!! But then again, the Skunks are a different (in)breed. :)

Sh!t for sh!t, sh!t for sh!t (during subs) and Sh!t on the floor (during injuries) - sung by Wycombe fans at Grimsby players, but can be applied to any incident involving the home side at St.James' Park.:)

[Russian Scouser]

Roslers dads a German
he wears a bombers hat
He dropped a bomb on Old Trafford
And we love him just for that.




By the way, is it still possible to get the shirts of "Uwe's Granddad bombed Old Trafford"? :)
Loving Man City's Luftwaffe connection. :) Wasn't Bert Trautmann an airman as well?

[Mel B]

That's a bit of a harsh chant to sing byt the home fans!!! But then again, the Skunks are a different (in)breed. :)

Sh!t for sh!t, sh!t for sh!t (during subs) and Sh!t on the floor (during injuries) - sung by Wycombe fans at Grimsby players, but can be applied to any incident involving the home side at St.James' Park.:)


Mate. Dont get this thread closed. Just go and play with the traffic. Do us all a favour. I have tried twice. Luckly i failed. Had a very sore head when i woke up. Granted. See if you can do a better job than me sunshine.

[Russian Scouser]

Don't remember where I heard this but it goes something like this:

Build a brothel, build a brothel,
Put Wayne Rooney on the top,
Put your grannies in the middle,
And he'll sh*g the f8cking lot. :)

[Russian Scouser]

Mate. Dont get this thread closed. Just go and play with the traffic. Do us all a favour. I have tried twice. Luckly i failed. Had a very sore head when i woke up. Granted. See if you can do a better job than me sunshine.(wonders what the hell this strange man is on about)

[Mel B]

(wonders what the hell this strange man is on about)


Mate there is fcuk all strange about me. You seem like a right fcuking tool of the highest order. If the Queen knighted you. She would say. Arise Sir TOOLAFCUKINGOMONDO. It still wont let me neg rep you. But when it does. Your getting the max sunshine.

[Russian Scouser]

Mate there is fcuk all strange about me. You seem like a right fcuking tool of the highest order. If the Queen knighted you. She would say. Arise Sir TOOLAFCUKINGOMONDO. It still wont let me neg rep you. But when it does. Your getting the max sunshine.
Question to the school English teacher: "Was this not-so-young man ever taught punctuation?" :) Question to whoever brought him up: "Did the word humour ever enter his lexicon?" :)
(wonders whether Geordieland could possibly have a future - this fine specimen makes one fear the worst)

[Mel B]

Question to the school English teacher: "Was this not-so-young man ever taught punctuation?" :) Question to whoever brought him up: "Did the word humour ever enter his lexicon?" :)
(wonders whether Geordieland could possibly have a future - this fine specimen makes one fear the worst)



See i studied William Shakespear, the Brontie Sisters and Readers Wives at college. This is only a messege board at the end of the day. What you gunner do sunshine. Shout down the phone. If you had my number. And you will never ever get that. Because you are a complete Russian twat. Simple as. To Harsh? Not at all.