Arsenal: Everybody Hates You

[Winston Smith]

Sorry, I hate to troll, but all I hear of Arsenal fans, apart from the endless boasting about having the greatest team on Earth is the 'and everybody hates us don't they?'

I think a bit of appreciation is required to drag the gooners out of their doldrums. I for one can say that I absolutely hate arsenal with a passion. In the Oxford Dictionary, this is the definition:

Arsenal; [verb] a) A stockpile of offensive weaponary and ammunition; or b) sub-human scum originating from Woolwich, which in the beginning of the 20th century spread like a pox north of the river infecting the residents with red and white skin lesions, hysteria and self loathing.

I know that Arsenal, having fu cked up the title so many times, still demand the loyalty of it's frustrated international fans who feel put upon because they didn't change their allegiance to Man Utd, or as you yanks like to call them, 'the red devils' (who the fu ck are the red devils?).

But please, can all you none gooners show your appreciation for the ravaged fans of the plastic half of North London and massage their deflated ego's as they witness another 8 point collapse.

(Cue no one but Gooners posting with cries of 'Spurs are going to get relegated' 'What have spurs ever done' 'You only won it in black and white' etc. etc.)

[Its only Ray Parlour]

I don't know how you've done it but you've managed to become an embarrassment to your utter wank, glory-boy, light-weight support.

I couldn't give a toss who hates us or not but i can assure you the entire country has been pissing themselves laughing watching your mob lose 3 goal leads to 10 men, every other week. You're a joke mate just like those bunch of inbreds in white.

Oh & BTW, who the **** are spurs? Even boro are bigger club than you now!

[Coach_McGuirk]

Wow! That's a lot of hatred there, guy! You might want to think about some counseling before you blow a gasket.

BTW, an 8 point collapse....means Arsenal only win the league by one point. Oooohhh, the pain of winning by one point. That would sure show 'em, wouldn't it?

Don't you need to go make a list of transfers you'll "almost" sign or something????

[juice013]

Originally posted by Winston Smith
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Why do you even bother with these posts? I don't know if it's just because I'm not from London, but this Gunners - Sp*rs rivalry doesn't do much for me. Maybe you should look to start up a rivalry with fans of a smaller, less significant club like yours.

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Jealousy ... tsk, Winnie, tsk.

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[Winston Smith]

Here we go. Plastic gooners. Two points:

1. We will be in the Champions League next season

2. We will be the first team to end your unbeaten run, thereby starting a typical gooner collapse at the end of the season.

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Don't class me with plastic gooners, I'm a bloody ex-pat. Not my fault my folks moved.

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[Boro_lad]

Originally posted by Winston Smith

1. We will be in the Champions League next season



LOL!!!!!!!!!!

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[Coach_McGuirk]

Originally posted by Winston Smith
Here we go. Plastic gooners. Two points:

1. We will be in the Champions League next season

2. We will be the first team to end your unbeaten run, thereby starting a typical gooner collapse at the end of the season.

Who are you...Kreskin???

You certainly have a great view of the future from your seat.

Champions League??? CHAMPIONS LEAGUE????? You're 8 points (and 6 CLUBS!) out of that spot. Are you predicting, in addition to an Arsenal meltdown, meltdowns for 6 OTHER CLUBS????

Here's some advice:

1. Put the glue DOWN!

2. Try and join the rest of us here in the real world.

[DBecks]

Originally posted by juice013
Why do you even bother with these posts? I don't know if it's just because I'm not from London, but this Gunners - Sp*rs rivalry doesn't do much for me. Maybe you should look to start up a rivalry with fans of a smaller, less significant club like yours.

Yeah, even CHARLTON is twice the team that Sp*rs are! And it's only a matter of time before a good, competitive, London derby between Tottnescum and West Ham!

(No offense to the Charlton supporters, I think you have a damn fine club there. Very unluckly not to score a 2nd against us last weekend.)

[The Double]

Originally posted by juice013
this Gunners - Sp*rs rivalry doesn't do much for me. I don't know if it's just because I'm not from London,


Ding ding ********ing ding.

[The Double]

Originally posted by DBecks
Yeah, even CHARLTON is twice the team that Sp*rs are! And it's only a matter of time before a good, competitive, London derby between Tottnescum and West Ham!




NewsFlash Plastic Boy!

Every game played between two teams of the same city is considered a derby.

[phishy]

I'm confused with the whole plastic bit... is that someone that isn't from britain? or someone that has jumped on the arsenal bandwagon post 97-98?? what is the interpretation? we are just a little club w/out any money trying to make it in this crazy world of football.... maybe we should copy the blueprint of tott~

btw s*um.. watch how many we put past your sorry defence!!! should be scary......

phishy~

[Clan]

He he he...funny thread.

Give the A*se their due.

Spurs may get into the UEFA cup yet - bollock all chance of the holy grail though.

Phishy asking about the plastic fan bit is killing ny sides.

Gunners have been smug for some time now - but they've yet to hit the heights of 'pool fans in the glory years.

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Well, Chelsea fans aren't doing too bad in the 'smug' department either. You are, after all, just a ********** team in Fulham.

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[Clan]

Originally posted by Intermission
Well, Chelsea fans aren't doing too bad in the 'smug' department either. You are, after all, just a ********** team in Fulham.

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Hello Wildman262.

[Its only Ray Parlour]

Originally posted by The Double
NewsFlash Plastic Boy!

Every game played between two teams of the same city is considered a derby.

NewsFlash MORON!

He said a good COMPETITIVE London derby. I'm sure you end up crying in your beer every season due to everyother other London team taking points off you. Maybe you'll find your level against West Ham in division one next season.

Glory Glory Tottenham Hotspurs.

[The Double]

Originally posted by its_only_ray_parlour


He said a good COMPETITIVE London derby. .

And?

[billyireland]

Originally posted by its_only_ray_parlour
NewsFlash MORON!

He said a good COMPETITIVE London derby. I'm sure you end up crying in your beer every season due to everyother other London team taking points off you. Maybe you'll find your level against West Ham in division one next season.

Glory Glory Tottenham Hotspurs. Yeah, Spurs are getiing relegated.

Seriously man, did somebody switch your deoderant with ether?

[juice013]

I may not be from London, Double, but I do know that a truly strong rivalry requires either side to have a chance of winning when the teams play. Not really the case here, is it?