View Full Version : Johnny Jackson to Real Madrid!!
jumhed
28 Dec 2004, 12:55 PM
Sources close to the club* claim that Madrid officials have contacted the Spurs hierarchy with the view of taking Jacko to Real for £7million. Jol confirmed the approach, barking "You're making this shit up, aren't you? I practically had to beg Watford to take him on loan. The only time he'll ever go to Madrid is on his holidays, or on PES4."
Arnesen could barely contain his mirth at the rumours I just made up. "You're making these quotes up, and the whole story too! I've never spoken to you in my life, and I'm not even saying this either!"
This rumour comes hot on the heels of the unlikely revelation that Barca are interested in signing Kanoute. Kanoute himself is said to have fainted when he heard the news, crying "I've had a most wonderful dream, better than the 'playing for Mali' one!" when he woke up.
*The voices in my head...Aaaiiiieee, how they mock me!
sendorange
28 Dec 2004, 01:05 PM
If only :D
Danners9
28 Dec 2004, 07:47 PM
No it's true! I saw Jackson interviewed after his Watford game.
He said "Yes i know of Real Madrid's interest, but i am a Watford player at the moment. I have a contract for another month so i won't be going anywhere."
Rumours of a swap with David Beckham or Zinedine Zidane continue to spread though.
I'm worried, we might lose a quality player and bring in some donkey!!!
The Double
28 Dec 2004, 09:45 PM
Remind me never to say anything funny again if Jumhed is going to 1-up me like this. Thread of the century.
The Double
30 Dec 2004, 05:18 AM
Johnny held a press conference today, stating simply "I am too massive for a minnow like Real Madrid". Florentino Perez responded later on that day saying "We will rename the Bernabeu after Johnny, and he will easily become the best player to ever don a Real Madrid shirt."
Danners9
30 Dec 2004, 07:30 AM
He said later on that he only signed because of that and they agreed to change the kits because he thinks he looks fat in white!
The Double
30 Dec 2004, 12:14 PM
Anybody know when the parade is happening?
Danners9
30 Dec 2004, 12:20 PM
Mañana!
The Double
31 Dec 2004, 12:35 PM
Thousands flood the streets of Madrid
Sky Sports (www.skysports.com)
About an estimated 300,000 people rushed the streets of Madrid to see the newest Galactico, Johnny Jackson. Jackson cost Madrid an estimated 60 million pounds, which Florentino Perez has been quoted as saying that "It was worth every pound".
The signing has Barcelona and Valencia searching for the next big signing, as neither club is wanting to be upstaged by this mega signing. Barcelona are rumored to be close to signing Chelsea outcast Winston Bogarde on a 6 year deal worth 75 million pounds, and Valencia are keen on signing Phil Neville from Man United, even though club president Mr. Soler has been quoted as saying "We won't pay more then 3 pounds for him".
The parade was a dangerous affair, as many people were at risk for a terrorist attack by the Basque seperatist group. But, thankfully, after seeing Johnny in the Real Madrid colors of brown and magenta (Johnny said he looked fat in white), a man that was supposed to plant C4 explosive around the parade broke down and cried. When this reporter asked what was wrong, he simply replied "El Johnny makes me cry, he is so beautiful".
Danners9
31 Dec 2004, 10:40 PM
AH WHAT?!?!
We've lost a star here!! JJ! COME BACK!!!
:( :( :(
Judas! :D
Neo¹
03 Jan 2005, 11:39 PM
LOL, This is a funny thread.
Malkamus
04 Jan 2005, 02:51 AM
BREAKING NEWS:
The Galaticos of League One posted a massive counter bid for Johnny Jackson.
If his agent accepts the 237,6K quid bid JJ will soon be plying his trade with Bristol City.
The Double
09 Jan 2005, 11:07 PM
Recent reports speculate the Johnny Jackson is going to leave Real Madrid, and start up his own club. He already has funds for a new stadium, and the world's elite players such as Ronaldinho, Totti and Sergei Rebrov are all leaving their clubs to play with him. Nothing is solid yet, but rumours are that the stadium will be named after him.
Colm
10 Jan 2005, 12:05 AM
Recent reports speculate the Johnny Jackson is going to leave Real Madrid, and start up his own club. He already has funds for a new stadium, and the world's elite players such as Ronaldinho, Totti and Sergei Rebrov are all leaving their clubs to play with him. Nothing is solid yet, but rumours are that the stadium will be named after him.Yeah and on those reports its says that the stadium is going to hold 120,000 people and he's going to spend so much money on trying to get new fans so the fans can fill the stadium.....thats just the rumours
:D
Danners9
10 Jan 2005, 06:05 AM
I just feel... so.. let down :(
JJ was like a hero to this club and now he's gone!! I honestly don't know how i'll cope.
The Double
13 Jan 2005, 01:06 PM
I just feel... so.. let down :(
JJ was like a hero to this club and now he's gone!! I honestly don't know how i'll cope.
Become a fan of FC Johnny Jackson?
The Double
14 Jan 2005, 10:46 PM
http://footballonsunday.net/cache/2f2fefb7aad22a42b185c5d121d9cf45-image.jpg
THFC1
14 Jan 2005, 11:53 PM
LOL, sh1t thats funny
andylovesoccer
20 Feb 2005, 12:51 PM
.... Nothing is solid yet, but rumours are that the stadium will be named after him.
Jackson Hole ???
Colm
20 Feb 2005, 01:09 PM
Jackson Hole ???The Jackson Areana :D