Random Thoughts

[TheSlipperyOne]

Originally posted by LizAFC

A nasty one that was bleeding everywhere. Now it stings like hell.

One word: Neosporin!

[Courtney]

Originally posted by mikelley037
do girls realize that they and only they can accomplish total world domination?

Yes. Sam and I are just waiting for the right time to strike.

[LizAFC]

Originally posted by TheSlipperyOne

One word: Neosporin!

Ya think?

[Courtney]

Originally posted by FulhamRev

Offsides comment alert: grotesquely skinny girls make your dong look bigger.

Maybe they're self-conscious...

I'm drunk.

That explains so much. The offsides comment that is.

Drunk? It's mighty early on a Tuesday afternoon for that, dontcha think?

[JAnderson14]

Originally posted by NorthGoalGang
- In CM, Rushden stopped scoring. But I refuse to put Orlandi Lowe in the lineup, because he's a giant turd.
Good work. Keep hope alive.

Originally posted by Topo
What a week. Two spit-takes due to contamination within a week. I have to stop trusting restaurants and check my food more closely.
I feel that. Mustard and mayo...I would have run my car through the front door in a blind rage.

Originally posted by Topo
And I already come with my own flavored condoms (but only grape and mint). More significantly, they make flavored dental dams too. I think it's the same company.
I always thought that if you need a dental dam with someone, then they must be nasty.

Originally posted by mikelley037
1) people who put 20's on ************ cars like mercury lazers and 91 dodge shadows

3) philadelphia flyer fans

8) nelly

10) nelly again...i just really hate that ass****
All very hatable.

Do you just hate the fans of the Flyers, or the Flyers themselves? I hate the team more myself.

************ing Flyers.

Originally posted by NorthGoalGang
2) A good barber shop doesn't have a woman within 5 miles of the place. Nothing but old men and newspapers. I think you are going to a beauty parlor, which is probably why you have this problem, among others.
It's true. This is one of the many flaws of Crofton's barber shop. It's other main flaw is that they have the worst hours in the history of man. They're never, ever open when I need a haircut. And that usually is around 5 or 6pm. How can you be a business and never be open then? ************ers.

Originally posted by LizAFC
-Classes start again for me in a month and five days. .
13 days for me.

Originally posted by mikelley037
-im afraid to turn around cause connie chung might still be standing behind me
Hmm...things seem to be getting strange in Jersey.

Originally posted by LizAFC
Nasty paper cut = blood everywhere.

Lovely.
This sounds more like a stabbing than any kind of paper cut.

Originally posted by Doctor Stamen
Please tell me you didn't go through the whole thread to compile this data.
Click on the number of total posts. It shows that list.

Originally posted by Own Goal Hat-Trick
= i start work on monday. holy ************.
= "Sales Associate" sounds so much better than "Server" or "Host" or "Barback"
Indeed.

Originally posted by mikelley037
is bob saget really a coke addict like the one he portrays in half baked
Of course he is.

Originally posted by boots15
Maybe I should do at least one productive thing today.
Crazy talk.

Originally posted by Bailey8
I am not from Toledo any longer. My info lies!
Quality.

Originally posted by sgnerdboy
So, Moose, I hate to pose this question, but...

Why is Roy Keane such a f***ing c**t?

In words of Chris Farley, "Shut your cake hole!". That's meant for Roy Keane, not Moose.
He was accused of faking injury. That's not exactly cool.

Originally posted by carolinab
Kevin, I will be here on the 31st of August and would be delighted to stand with you in La Norte (I think that's the best bet for ruckus and rowdiness). Let me know when your plans are more definite and we can meet up before the game or something and I can finally lend that Paolo di Canio book to J! Or maybe you'll get the book before then, Jason. Whichever.
With school ending for a couple weeks tonight, I could just find my way over to your office. I'll have nothing else to do.

Originally posted by sgnerdboy
Yes, that would be great. The only thing now is that I'm not leaving till Friday morning, so I'll probably get in a mere hours before kickoff. Do you guys tailgate or anything? Can you buy DC United stuff at RFK? I just want to at least have a scarf on.
There's a tailgate in Lot 8. That's also where you can talk to Sachin and get tickets in La Norte.

RFK does sell lots of DC stuff, though I never stop to check what they have. I'd think they have scarves.

-I have a test at 6, and then Fenlon's friend is having some kind of party? I don't know whether I'm going to go or not. As of now, probably not.
-I didn't go to work today, because I was in and out of the bathroom for most of it. Not puking, but...
-I feel better now though.
-It was good that I didn't go it, because the AC at mom's work died...on a day where it got to 102 outside. When she left the temperature inside was 90. Fun.
-I should leave now to eat before the test.

[Courtney]

Originally posted by JAnderson14


I always thought that if you need a dental dam with someone, then they must be nasty.



I've never heard of anyone I know using one, though I know a few people who could have and would have saved them a lot of grief.

The best point to this is, though, avoid nasty people.

[Courtney]

There is a friggin WEIRD show on Boomerang right now, I think it's called the banana splits. It would probably be moderately enjoyable if one were on EXCESSIVE DRUGS. However, it's freaking me out. My brother went to take off trash and left it on. That he watches this stuff frightens me to no end.

[Courtney]

Pigtails are cute. I figure when and if I cut my hair off, I'll start wearing them. That is, if I can get my uncoordinated self to make them even.

The show just got weirder. Now there's some tribal guys with skeleton paint, and a chick in pigtails. Earlier it was people in big animal suits and these two little girls singing with guitars. WEIRD.

[TheSlipperyOne]

Originally posted by LizAFC

Ya think?

It's the greatest thing ever.

[LizAFC]

Originally posted by TheSlipperyOne


It's the greatest thing ever.

Are you sure about that?

:D

[boots15]

My one productive thing of the day. I am going to Curves with my best friend. I have never been there, this should be interesting.
Yes, girls can dominate the world, we already do!

[Doctor Stamen]

Originally posted by Courtney
I do not understand the appeal of Olive Oil. The cartoon character, not the stuff you cook with. First off, she's friggin stoopid. Second off, she's so grotesquely skinny. What exactly does that big Bluto guy think he's gonna do with her if he really does win her affections? Maybe he and Pop-eye both locked themselves out of their houses, and want to use her legs to pick their locks with or something.

Bluto
http://www.everwonder.com/david/popeye/b&b.jpg

Zak Dingle from Yorkshire-based soap Emmerdale
http://home.swipnet.se/emmerdale3/skrivbordsbilder/zak.jpg

Maybe one of them is Harrison Ford in disguise. And another thing, why doesn't Bluto eat all Popeye's spinach, so he's super strong, thus depriving Popeye of his trump card ?. Where's the US Navy to discipline both of them for constantly fighting whilst on leave ?. In answer to the original question, I blame the fact they're both sailors, and are desperate to shag anything, animal, vegetable or mineral.

[TexanSoccer06]

-RE: Goal of the year. I was thinking of Santino's as well J. It was a beautiful shot
-Harvey, give me credit. I'm starting to like 14 year olds :D
-Kevin, Roy's a great footballer, but what he did is uncalled for. The game doesn't need that. Sounds to me like ol Roy may need some anger management classes
-Deuces

[FulhamRev]

Originally posted by Courtney


That explains so much. The offsides comment that is.

Drunk? It's mighty early on a Tuesday afternoon for that, dontcha think?
I wish I really was...

I just don't want to get TOO offsides. It's way too easy to misintereprit things on the internet.
Originally posted by Courtney
Pigtails are cute. I figure when and if I cut my hair off, I'll start wearing them. That is, if I can get my uncoordinated self to make them even.

Pigtails are indeed cute! Me and someone else (Kevin maybe?) had a little discussion about this on the "Overrated/Underrated" thread before the crash.

I feel like I've seen the show Banana Splits before. But there's the chance that I was on EXCESSIVE DRUGS at the time...

J, I hope you're dominating a test right now. I'm considering dominating a plate of wings in a few hours.

Boots, have fun. If you're female (you are, right?) you'll be VERY popular there (with the dancers).

What's up with all the mayo-hate? Can we at least all agree on one thing: barbeque sauce!

"Firefly" by Homelife is a cool song that you probably haven't heard of.

[Own Goal Hat-Trick]

i did nothing productive today, except for looking at a few places online.

again, anyone with any roomate/room finding sources let me know.

tomorrow is gonna be fun. gotta call JD, gonna get some Carlsberg, but i also need to call and set up my training schedule with Darcars, as well as maybe check up on a place or two. also need to call midwest auto group and get my GTI checked up.

god i cant wait to drop twin turbos in that mofo.

[spider_kin]

Originally posted by TexanSoccer06
Damn. In the one hour I was gone Blue, Court, Lex, and McCrum went apeshit and I had 5 pages of catching up to do
-Blickity blam!!!!!

we rock... what can we say?

Originally posted by BlueLightning
We're a volitile mix.


Or not. Originally posted by JeffGMc
And we just had a lot to say. We are friendly chatty folk.

the above two quotes are definately too troo.

Originally posted by JeffGMc
G'night all, see you in a week!

WITHDRAWAL SETTING IN>>>> SOMEONE SAAAAVVE ME :p

Originally posted by TexanSoccer06
Top posters:


how did you get this list??? i demand a RECOUNT!! DAMNIT... i have posted more than 68 times here, i must have... J can't have three times more posts than i have... can't can't can't... i'm going to have to go apesheet again tonight then!! :-P~~~~~~

well i dunno. i'll be too tired LOL today was not good. achey all over, tired as all heck. read tons of the return of the king of the LOTR trilogy, ended up having a weird dream where batman was in the LOTR (the section i was reading) and i ended up being frodo and i was reallllly smart and out smarted his (the bad guy, sauron?) ass and made the ring disappear down the "lava-sink" which was the place it had been made. damn it was strange. LOL

goddamnit. i'm so sore and my sister broke her new pen. stupid girl took it apart and lost a spring, so i had to get on the floor and look for it, course as soon as i'd battled my slow painful ************ing way down it was right under her knee. goddamnit. so then i had to battle my way back up into the chair... arrrrrrghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I HATE THIS ************ING HURTING. IT NEEDS TO ************ING STOP!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHHHHH

sorry. frustration is getting to me.

back to ketchin-up

speakin' of ketchup...

Originally posted by GoDC


I am glad my purple ketchup could provide such amusement. :-D I bought it (and green) because the kids wanted it. Now, I am the only one who will eat it.

too funny :-)

Originally posted by Courtney


Yes. Sam and I are just waiting for the right time to strike.

out of curiosity, what happens if i happen to take over first what with my up and coming music career? does that mean you will wage war on me? or can we all get along and you two sit on the thrones while i do what ever the hell i want at concerts and such? i think this needs thinking about.

Originally posted by Courtney
Pigtails are cute. I figure when and if I cut my hair off, I'll start wearing them. That is, if I can get my uncoordinated self to make them even.


i put pigtails in megs hair for her cos it's so cute. i can't really rock the pigtail look though. a simple elegant bun or a single braid normally work best for me... i do try two braids sometimes, but not really... too much effort for the wrists..

i like elegant buns. (buns=the hair type: otherwise known as chignons or whatnot, not the butt type)

Originally posted by Own Goal Hat-Trick
god i cant wait to drop twin turbos in that mofo.

just out of passing noticing and not in anyway criticizing, or however you spell that sheet, you spend a helluva lot of money on your car... i don't have a car myself cos i don't want to spend the money on it. plus I CAN"T FREAKING DRIVE RIGHT NOW.

damn hip area. grrrrrr

everything always goes back to me... time for a new post now that i've ketch-ed-up

[spider_kin]

i'm really really really really tired today. :-(

well right now. i need drugs but they are upstairs and i can't be bothered to go get them.

megs is bothering me ~sigh~ patience is a virtue right? :-( i must be reeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaalll virtuous then.


virtuoso i'm not thought.

[spider_kin]

dang diggity dong a long lang. arggggghhhhhhhhhh i'm bored and tired and sore...

someone show up and keep me company.

courtney, how come after asking if i was msn and me saying yes i was, you didn't come online and talk to me last night??? mean ~sniff~ mean mean ~sob~

[Own Goal Hat-Trick]

well, i wont be able to get the twin turbos for a while.

i actually havent done ANYTHING to my car, other than change the oil and put gas in it... i just want to do a lot of stuff to it :)

[spider_kin]

even those things, oil change and putting gas in it, are too expensive for me. especially cos i haven't freakin WORKED in two weeks... damn.

insurance co. said they are going to reimburse me that lost money, but like HELLLLOOOOO!!!!!! WHEN????