Chris_Bailey
13 Aug 2002, 01:35 PM
I am not from Toledo any longer. My info lies!
boots15
13 Aug 2002, 01:40 PM
Originally posted by mikelley037
-i hope boots is a girl cause shes getting set up with a guy
-i had to watch TLC's wedding story and dating story with my friends hot ass sister and that ruled cause he didnt get home from work so i hung out with her
I'm sure you HAD to watch it, isn't it great? Yes, I am a girl.
mikelley037
13 Aug 2002, 01:44 PM
dating story was cool cause they got along but they both were dorks....wedding story was kind of depressing cause i think the wife had terminal cancer and was gona die soon :(
TheSlipperyOne
13 Aug 2002, 01:59 PM
Originally posted by Doctor Stamen
Please tell me you didn't go through the whole thread to compile this data.
There's a much easier way than that. And I know Moose knows how to do it.
I need to post more. I was 2nd before the Big Crash.
TheSlipperyOne
13 Aug 2002, 02:00 PM
Originally posted by LizAFC
Nasty paper cut = blood everywhere.
Lovely.
What the heck kind of paper cut is that??
Topo
13 Aug 2002, 02:24 PM
Originally posted by mikelley037
i love girls
You and Moose should get along famously then. He keeps bringing pictures of 12 year olds to the thread.
I love women.
sgnerdboy
13 Aug 2002, 02:27 PM
So, Moose, I hate to pose this question, but...
Why is Roy Keane such a f***ing c**t?
In words of Chris Farley, "Shut your cake hole!". That's meant for Roy Keane, not Moose.
kevin
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Own Goal Hat-Trick
13 Aug 2002, 02:27 PM
Originally posted by Topo
You and Moose should get along famously then. He keeps bringing pictures of 12 year olds to the thread.
I love women.
oh man, that was a classic captain splarg line.
mikelley037
13 Aug 2002, 02:29 PM
roy keane is a bitchy pu***
FulhamRev
13 Aug 2002, 02:38 PM
Originally posted by mikelley037
roy keane is a bitchy pu***
So what then do you call someone who posts nothing but lists of things he hates, then calls Moose a dork?
But, Mike's got a point...you all are a bunch of dorks! My lord, there were a lot of posts last night!
Dave Attell...TOMORROW!
Currently listening to Antibalas...always puts me in a good mood.
That, and when my d-bag boss is away travelling...
LizAFC
13 Aug 2002, 02:40 PM
Originally posted by TheSlipperyOne
There's a much easier way than that. And I know Moose knows how to do it.
I know how to do it, too! :D
What the heck kind of paper cut is that??
A nasty one that was bleeding everywhere. Now it stings like hell.
mikelley037
13 Aug 2002, 02:56 PM
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mikelley037
13 Aug 2002, 02:57 PM
kick the sand man in his sack
stay up late
insomniac
carolinab
13 Aug 2002, 03:16 PM
Originally posted by sgnerdboy
So, Moose, I hate to pose this question, but...
Why is Roy Keane such a f***ing c**t?
Ahhh, the eternal question.
Kevin, I will be here on the 31st of August and would be delighted to stand with you in La Norte (I think that's the best bet for ruckus and rowdiness). Let me know when your plans are more definite and we can meet up before the game or something and I can finally lend that Paolo di Canio book to J! Or maybe you'll get the book before then, Jason. Whichever. :)
Courtney
13 Aug 2002, 03:28 PM
I do not understand the appeal of Olive Oil. The cartoon character, not the stuff you cook with. First off, she's friggin stoopid. Second off, she's so grotesquely skinny. What exactly does that big Bluto guy think he's gonna do with her if he really does win her affections? Maybe he and Pop-eye both locked themselves out of their houses, and want to use her legs to pick their locks with or something.
mikelley037
13 Aug 2002, 03:32 PM
do girls realize that they and only they can accomplish total world domination?
FulhamRev
13 Aug 2002, 03:42 PM
Originally posted by Courtney
I do not understand the appeal of Olive Oil. The cartoon character, not the stuff you cook with. First off, she's friggin stoopid. Second off, she's so grotesquely skinny. What exactly does that big Bluto guy think he's gonna do with her if he really does win her affections? Maybe he and Pop-eye both locked themselves out of their houses, and want to use her legs to pick their locks with or something.
Offsides comment alert: grotesquely skinny girls make your dong look bigger.
Maybe they're self-conscious...
I'm drunk.
sgnerdboy
13 Aug 2002, 03:47 PM
Originally posted by carolinab
Kevin, I will be here on the 31st of August and would be delighted to stand with you in La Norte (I think that's the best bet for ruckus and rowdiness). Let me know when your plans are more definite and we can meet up before the game or something and I can finally lend that Paolo di Canio book to J! Or maybe you'll get the book before then, Jason. Whichever. :)
Yes, that would be great. The only thing now is that I'm not leaving till Friday morning, so I'll probably get in a mere hours before kickoff. Do you guys tailgate or anything? Can you buy DC United stuff at RFK? I just want to at least have a scarf on.
I've heard you give out Rolling Rocks. *smirk.
Also, Liz should really stop playing with paper ninja stars. Those things really cut deep.
kevin
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sgnerdboy
13 Aug 2002, 03:50 PM
Also, lyric time:
Pump It Up
(Costello)
I've been on tenterhooks, ending in dirty looks
List'ning to the Muzak, thinking 'bout this 'n' that
She said, "That's that, I don't wanna chitter-chat"
Turn it down a little bit or turn it down flat
Pump it up, when you don't really need it
Pump it up, until you can feel it
Down in the pleasure centre, hell-bent or heaven-sent
Listen to the propaganda, listen to the latest slander
There's nothing underhand that she wouldn't understand
Pump it up, until you can feel it
Pump it up, when you don't really need it
She's been a bad girl, she's like a chemical
Though you try to stop it, she's like a narcotic
You wanna torture her, you wanna talk to her
All the things you bought for her, putting up your temperature
Pump it up, until you can feel it
Pump it up, when you don't really need it
Out in the fashion show, down in the bargain bin
You put your passion out under the pressure pin
Fall into submission, hit-and-run transmission
No use wishing now for any other sin
Pump it up, until you can feel it
Pump it up, when you don't really need it
kevin
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