Random Thoughts

[NorthGoalGang]

- In CM, Rushden stopped scoring. But I refuse to put Orlandi Lowe in the lineup, because he's a giant turd.
- I get these e-mails from my boss asking me to either fix or explain to her things that I've had absolutely no dealings with at any time. No wonder the stress is killing me.
- There is no greater let-down than going to physical therapy and getting a guy therapist.

[Topo]

Originally posted by mikelley037
i hate north carolinians and mayonaisse on burgers
Represent.

I ordered a burger last week. It looked all find and all. Then, I take a bite and it had mayonaisse and mustard hidden under the lettuce.

I, of course, spit the contaminated stuff out of my mouth immediately and made them make me food which was not contaminated. If I said I wanted a hamburger with lettuce and tomatoes, what room is there for misunderstanding?

Then, twice in the same week I have this problem. I ordered calamari last night. I'm paying attention to the conversation and I popped the first two rings in my mouth. The third one felt kind of grainy like it had something on it, but I popped it in my mouth anyway. Guuuuh! I had to spit it out. Some jackass had sprinkled parmesan cheese on my calamari. Not somebody at my table, the jackass in the restaurant kitchen. That is just not done. I ran to the bathroom and barely avoided hurling while they replaced the contaminated calamari with edible food.

What a week. Two spit-takes due to contamination within a week. I have to stop trusting restaurants and check my food more closely.

[Topo]

Originally posted by Courtney
On another note, I miss Jeff. Our time together was so brief. *tear*
Nobody misses me. *sniff*

And I already come with my own flavored condoms (but only grape and mint). More significantly, they make flavored dental dams too. I think it's the same company.

[Topo]

Originally posted by Courtney


Do bundt cakes go well with new yorkers like steak sauce with north carolinians?
I don't know. But I've heard that the McCrum can hold a dozen donuts without using his hands.

[Topo]

Originally posted by Courtney
The preview for tomorrow nite looks like a winner. The dude sings to her. This girl in the schoolgirl outfit is weird because the skirt also comes up higher than her bellybutton, and she has weird mismatched pink glasses on.

Now he's taken them to a strip club.
This sounds like what I would do on that show...take them to a "novelty" store and then a strip club.

[mikelley037]

i thought of other stuff i hate...........

1) people who put 20's on ************ cars like mercury lazers and 91 dodge shadows

2) when ur at the barber shop next to get ur haircut and insted of getting the hot chick with the really tight pants the gay guy with greasy bangs calls u over and says ur next

3) philadelphia flyer fans

4) people that slow down to like 4 mph to go through EZ pass tolls

5) deer ticks

6) people that make pointless lists that just manage to take up space in threads....oops nevermind

7) when ur at hooters and u happen to get the ugly waitress from the czeck rep who has a gap so big between her front teeth that u would get 3 points for kicking a buffalo wing through it

8) nelly

9) back to school shopping

10) nelly again...i just really hate that ass****

[NorthGoalGang]

Originally posted by mikelley037
i thought of other stuff i hate...........

1) people who put 20's on ************ cars like mercury lazers and 91 dodge shadows

2) when ur at the barber shop next to get ur haircut and insted of getting the hot chick with the really tight pants the gay guy with greasy bangs calls u over and says ur next

3) philadelphia flyer fans

4) people that slow down to like 4 mph to go through EZ pass tolls

5) deer ticks

6) people that make pointless lists that just manage to take up space in threads....oops nevermind

7) when ur at hooters and u happen to get the ugly waitress from the czeck rep who has a gap so big between her front teeth that u would get 3 points for kicking a buffalo wing through it

8) nelly

9) back to school shopping

10) nelly again...i just really hate that ass****

1) I hate people who put those stickers of Calvin pissing on something on their cars/trucks. That just screams out "I'm a Skoal chewin', Bud drinkin', sister porkin' redneck."
2) A good barber shop doesn't have a woman within 5 miles of the place. Nothing but old men and newspapers. I think you are going to a beauty parlor, which is probably why you have this problem, among others.
3) Flyer fans are big fat losers. And that's just the women.
4) I don't have EZ Pass because we don't have it in CT, but I'd try to wreck anyone who drives slowly in front of me for any reason.
5) Ticks suck.
6) Ah, irony.
7) My Hooters Story: I went down there with a buddy of mine to watch something. He was driving, so I started drinking beer. I really didn't have that many, maybe 4 in a 5 hour span. I order #5, and the waitress says "We're only supposed to serve you 3, and I wasn't even supposed to bring you #4, so I'll have to ask my manager." I was irate. So then, the manager approved, noting that I would kill him if he did otherwise, so they brought me a beer. Then, I noticed that the bottle was half empty. I asked her "where's the rest of it?" So she apologized, went back, and brought me a full one. I took a sip and they had apparently filled the half-full one with water. I asked for the manager, call him a ************ and left. I haven't been back. The moral of the story is go to a strip club instead. Always.
8) Yup.
9) I'm too old to go back to school. "Back to school shopping" means a sales tax waiver for 2 weeks, so I love it.
10) Carson Daly is worse.

[mikelley037]

carson daly is a tool and he sucks big sweaty balls. i hate him so much. i love when black people come on TRL and hes like all whats up homes! then when rockers come on the show he gives the devils horns symbol. plus hes a big fa***t how could JLH and tara reid ever liked him

[LizAFC]

-Today is Tuesday.
-Classes start again for me in a month and five days. *eek*
-My ear feels much, much, much better.
-For some reason I was thinking about Courtney and purple ketchup last night. It made me wonder if you like the green ketchup too.
-I need a vacation.

[mikelley037]

-i need a girl
-i want a soft taco supreme
-summer reading for school is dumb
-there is a communist in my backyard
-my dog doesnt like pop rocks
-im afraid to turn around cause connie chung might still be standing behind me

[Fanaddict]

Originally posted by VanillaBean
I got the CLTV tape in the mail, I'm about to go watch it. And John, if I find out you mentioned me again, I'll be forced to send you a can of Whoop-Ass Concentrate.






















:) (of course I'm kidding)


I was going to call up and have Carlos say hi to Cindy, but I thought better of it at the last minute.

[LizAFC]

Nasty paper cut = blood everywhere.

Lovely.

[Doctor Stamen]

Originally posted by TexanSoccer06
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Please tell me you didn't go through the whole thread to compile this data.

By the way, fish is brain food after all.

[mikelley037]

Originally posted by Doctor Stamen


Please tell me you didn't go through the whole thread to compile this data.

By the way, fish is brain food after all.

i bet the dork did

[Own Goal Hat-Trick]

******** yeah! third highest poster.

= i start work on monday. holy ************.
= "Sales Associate" sounds so much better than "Server" or "Host" or "Barback"
= time to hunt for a 'home'
= i know of a great barber shop. i need a haircut too. perhaps ill pay it a little visit.
= dc = 'alive' and significant, columbus = 'dead' and insignificant
= im going to drop twin turbos in my GTI. maybe a 4-motion upgrade too. god thatll be fun. ill blow supras out of the water.
= its gonnna storm this evening. it will be good.
= im hungry. subway? wendys? make it myself?

[NorthGoalGang]

I'm up to 11th on the post list. The drugs are working!

[GoDC]

Originally posted by Own Goal Hat-Trick
******** yeah! third highest poster.

= i start work on monday. holy ************.
= "Sales Associate" sounds so much better than "Server" or "Host" or "Barback"
= time to hunt for a 'home'
= i know of a great barber shop. i need a haircut too. perhaps ill pay it a little visit.
= dc = 'alive' and significant, columbus = 'dead' and insignificant
= im going to drop twin turbos in my GTI. maybe a 4-motion upgrade too. god thatll be fun. ill blow supras out of the water.
= its gonnna storm this evening. it will be good.
= im hungry. subway? wendys? make it myself?

Excellent news on the job.

Storm, maybe, maybe not. We will see.

Subway for food.

[mikelley037]

man that whole communist thing in russia didnt work out really well huh

id better ice my hamstring tonight

is bob saget really a coke addict like the one he portrays in half baked

when is brian adams coming out with a new cd...remind me to kill myself that day

aspen....where the beer flows like wine

[boots15]

My best friends mother is trying to set me up with someone, not too sure about this...but he is a soccer fan, that helps.
I really enjoy chocolate in the morning.
TLC is such a good channel. I could watch it all day long.
Maybe I should do at least one productive thing today.

[mikelley037]

-i hope boots is a girl cause shes getting set up with a guy
-i had to watch TLC's wedding story and dating story with my friends hot ass sister and that ruled cause he didnt get home from work so i hung out with her