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[mikelley037]

ace of base is the tool of the devil

[FulhamRev]

Originally posted by JeffGMc
Feeling well enough, not like I have any choice. :) Sounds like you had a great time, if I see any Mexican fans, I too will taunt them, and cry "And Nordy says you suck!"
If you actually do an impression of each of the US goals and goal celebrations, you can draw tears.

Pity about the lack of sex for solving the cold fusion problem. I want you to know that I would do what I could for you if you did such a thing. Really.
I can see the headline "Man Solves Cold Fusion...Has Butt Sex"

Ahh...the theme continues...

I would like to come back with a story that mentions the phrase "and then the cop brandished the dildo"
Did I tell you this story at the All-Star game, or something? Freshman year I had purchased a strap-on dildo for a fraternity prank, placing it on a statue in the middle of campus (Glasper, that chain-link guy that already looks like he's getting a b.j. from the chain-link dude on his knees...non-Wake Forest people will just have to trust me on this one). Well the night before I was to pull off the prank, a bunch of us were hanging out in a room drinking. I had been amusing myself with wearing the strap on underneath my jeans with the fly open. I'd then walk around and bump into unsuspecting people with my plastic erection (Johnny Knoxville owes me royalties). It was all good fun (who knew that Chinese delivery men could jump that high?).
So, we're sitting in a room and there's a knock on the door. I throw it open, to be face to face with 3 campus cops. And there I am, with a 40 in one hand and a dildo in the other.
Fast forward a couple of weeks, and those of us that got caught drinking that night, are meeting with the dean to receive our punishments (oh the joy of a small, no-fun, conservative, Southern school). The cop is retelling the story: "the door was answered at oh-one-hundred hours [ed note: thanks jackass] by Mr. Nordstrom. Would you like to tell everyone what you had in your hand at the time you answered the door Mr. Nordstrom?"
"Um, a plastic sexual device..."
It wouldn't have been that bad, but I had gotten in trouble again and knew I'd be back in front of the same dean in less than a week.
Moral: campus pigs blow goats
Originally posted by Courtney [QUOTE]Originally posted by mikelley037 i hate north carolinians and mayonaisse [QUOTE]I prefer them with steak sauce myself.
Note to self: "stock up on A-1 flavored condoms"

[JeffGMc]

Originally posted by FulhamRev
I can see the headline "Man Solves Cold Fusion...Has Butt Sex"

(Glasper, that chain-link guy that already looks like he's getting a b.j. from the chain-link dude on his knees...non-Wake Forest people will just have to trust me on this one).
No, I meant I'd find some lady... aw crap, sometimes I hate these boards.

No, I missed that tale, but it is mightily funny! Next time, just use the dildo for its intended purpose and leave the antics for another sexual device.

[Own Goal Hat-Trick]

Originally posted by Freestyle2000
OGHT - A couple of tips if the G'Town gig doesn't work out:

1) Be online tomorrow at 3 p.m. and go to www.washingtoncitypaper.com . It's the local "alternative weekly" and it updates its classifieds section then. There is a serious, serious housing shortage in DC (~99% occupancy will do that), so it's a lot like a race. Get the listings right at three, start calling immediately, and go visit apartments THAT evening, if possible, with checkbook in hand.

2) Anything within four blocks of the Metro will be a minimum of 33% more expensive.

3) If you have a car (and you do, right?), you could do worse than Gaithersburg or outerlying Silver Spring. They seem removed, but it's a short ride to the Metro or into town.

4) Prince George's County is much cheaper (College Park, Bowie, Largo, etc.), but know that much of the county is a high-crime area. It's also where all the former residents of DC that had to move out when rent went out of control moved to.

5) Virginia - bleh. Arlington isn't awful, if you must; Wilson Blvd. area (Clarendon, Rosslyn, Courthouse metro stops on the orange line) has a decent music scene from a couple of clubs there, but it's still Virginia.

That's all I have to say now.

RS

thanks.

[Own Goal Hat-Trick]

BL - i went to ASU last year. had a blast. god poor grades. didnt get financial aid. so here i am. basically, im going to live/work in DC until i hit up the air force, hopefully as a linguist, then, after that, ill work for the CIA or something. yeah, thats the ticket.


Originally posted by JAnderson14

Where did you find a farm?

I wish I could help. I'm going to be looking for housing soon enough.

Good luck Chris. Make Darcars your bitch.


Hopefully indeed. You don't want to end up in that toilet of states, Virginia.

Bowie sucks. Just letting you know.


-its yvonkas families farm. its ************ing huge. her dad owns horses and ************, he races em too. used to be a jockey back in south africa.

-how soon we talkin?

-they are. i am officially hired!

-god, if VA is the toilet of states, whats ohio, the corn filled turd?

-ok, thanks for the heads up.




-i still may need that matress. ill keep you informed.
-im back in ohio now. only till thursday or friday, methinks.
-I GOT THE JOB!!! im ********ing stoked.
-nick barmby? paul okon? jesus christ what are we thinking?!?!
-jason, you need to start answering your phone man...
-i think im going to get some carlsberg tonight...
-when i go back to DC, i need to remember to bring all my liqour.

im happy now, and things were looking so down just last night...

[FulhamRev]

Chris, good news...congrats!

Wise words from Dave Attell:
I don't like to exercise, especially not jogging. The joggers always seem to find the dead body. You never find a dead body when you're watching porno.

[NorthGoalGang]

Originally posted by mikelley037
ace of base is the tool of the devil

You, sir, are wise.

[sgnerdboy]

+ I just went to the video store and rented "Becket", starring Richard Burton. I'm not sure what I was thinking.

+ Played football last night. Decent match. Scored two goals, including one on my left foot and made some nice passes that lead to goals.

+ Also managed to kick the ball directly at a girl's butt.

+ As for DC, not sure if we're staying in Alexandria now. Might actually be staying in Baltimore. Whatever, but I am still down with seeing DC United. I was reading the DC Utd. boards and it seems like there are sections you can't stand in? I just want to make sure I'm somewhere where I can stand and sing. I'm even thinking of chants.

+ Sucks about Santino. He's such a stud in CM01/02 that I want to say that I've seen him play. It'll impress all the European friends. However, I forgot about Bobby Convey, so that'll be cool.

kevin
+ http://tullamarine.org

[Own Goal Hat-Trick]

im glad those little black dots are back to see which threads ive posted in. quite helpful.

[Doctor Stamen]

I have photographic evidence that Tony Danza is involved in a cult that worships Bertie the Bee, the Burnley club mascot.

Tony
http://www.vanishingtattoo.com/images/tattoo/1danza.jpg

Bertie
http://www.btinternet.com/~adam.alba/Bertie_Bee_Burnley.jpg

I also have disturbing news that Bertie happens to be the truest form of evil, and that Tony plans to sacrifice Scotland scrum half, Brian Redpath in order to resurrect his dark lord.

Tony must be stopped at any cost.

[Own Goal Hat-Trick]

Reason (www.propellerheads.se) is the schiznit. too bad its complicated as ********

[JeffGMc]

Originally posted by Doctor Stamen
Tony must be stopped at any cost.
I agree with this, but I think we may have different reasonings to get this result.

Alyssa Milano, however, should be allowed to continue her reign of hotness.

[Courtney]

Originally posted by FulhamRev

Freshman year I had purchased a strap-on dildo for a fraternity prank, placing it on a statue in the middle of campus (Glasper, that chain-link guy that already looks like he's getting a b.j. from the chain-link dude on his knees...non-Wake Forest people will just have to trust me on this one).

OH MY GOD! My friend Kelley and I toured there and saw that and made all sorts of jokes! That's awesome.

What if you put purple ketchup on ace of base?

Also, Bowie does ************ing suck! Me and some girls in my fraternity travelled up there for a careerfest at Baysox stadium, only to be stuck in traffic for hours, turning what shoulda been a 3 hour drive there into a 5 1/2 hour drive. It took us an hour to get between 2 friggin exits, and by the time we got there, everything was over and it started to storm, cancelling the baseball game that was supposed to take place afterwards. The plus side to this, is the Food Network was doing the halftime show, so they had nothing to do either. I approached the van, and the dude who looked like he was the head of the show, and was like "Hey, what's up? Got any free stuff?" And indeed he did. We all went home with hats, tshirts, bumper stickers, and potato chips.

I don't like Alyssa's new haircut with the quasi-bangs. It looks like she got in a fight with some hedge-trimmers and lost.

[Courtney]

I hope no one calls, my phone is upstairs and I am being super-lazy.

What if Bertie poured purple ketchup on ace of base? :eek:

[TheSlipperyOne]

- Without publicizing it, MLS had a "weighted" lottery that NY/NJ "won" and got Nelson Akwari in.

[BlueLightning]

Originally posted by FulhamRev
BL...I think I remember meeting you in DC. You had on a Sounders jersey, right? I don't think I caught your Big Soccer game, so I failed to make the connection. But now I know who to look out for next time :).Yeah, I was wearing the Sounders jersey.

I find it amusing that we met each other in DC and are just now realizing whom each other are.

[TexanSoccer06]

Originally posted by TheSlipperyOne
- Without publicizing it, MLS had a "weighted" lottery that NY/NJ "won" and got Nelson Akwari in. ************ NY/NJ. ************ them up their stupid asses.

[spider_kin]

haha i'm waiting for my lil' sis to pick up on the fact that i said mccrum was "drinking purple ketchup in one photo" haha she's gonna *DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE* if she doesn't get some ;) i'ma pull out the big guns if she picked up on the purple ketchup thing "ewww. meg it tasted so GROOOOOSSS. ewwww not like ketchup at all... eewwww don't BUY any.. ewww" and make a big deal of it. i mean, it's just food coloring added and they charge an arm and a freakin leg for that sheet. helllllls no!

had an excellentay talk with andrew tonight. he's 8years old and beyond intelligent. more in the lj on all that.

i'm so psychic :-P well sort of.

i have GREAT forsight i should say. intuition. i can tell when "things" are gonna happen. like i knew for weeks something in a car was going to go bad. i was so scared. and it did. now i'm not so scared at all anymore. it's very strangeness.

footloose!

center of the earth was the best umass lowell band. then the lead singer had to leave :( but i like them all non the less. dayam good music.

i'm a better singer than whitney houston. and what pipes she has!! suck it, whitney! RAR!

i have to get my confidence up some how :P but it is true. i can sing better than her :-D i'm psyched.

i'm so tired though.

i told megs i would walk with only one crutch tomorrow. doubt it'll happen, but i'd like it too.

is it dumb to miss someone you have only met like twice and spent less than 4hours total with? i mean... i don't even know him and yet i want to talk to him again :-) he is nice :-)

jon is a freak. he's mean and i know so much about him i love him and hate him and he's... ~complexed look~ i like him and i like the fact if i ever need him he'll be there and i know he'll be in my life soon... like not as the friend i see occasionally... he's... i don't know. i don't know if i like this all though. it's too... it's like... i'm not going to go into it all. i just have misgivings.

scaredy cats.

meet me: the next angelina jolie from tomb raider :-P haha RIIIIIIGHT

blue, you should have phase two as "get contacts" and then everyone will see :-D hehe

my wrist hurts.. grrrr and i've been so happy and good and not hurting lately. except my hip area and chest, but really now.

my left breast has an extremely disgusting bruise on it, but it isn't swollen to twice it's normal size anymore.

is this random? digiorno's stuffed crust pizza is excellentay.

dove makes some nice raspberry sorbet/sherbet (i forget which) icecream bars. mmm mmmmmm

my little sister was playing with one of my bras today, saying she was stealing it ("cos it's a pretty green color") and she was putting it on upside down LOL (it's a strapless one) haha but it was too cute.

i'm such a role model for them. they def. love me. (andrew and megs) i'm really happy for/with andrew right now, he's growing up so fast and it's amazing and cute :-)

[BlueLightning]

G'ah! They just played the funny convenience store ad again. (Finally!) But I wasn't ready, so I just got one more line written down.

I have Notepad open now, though so next time, man...next time I'll be ready!

[BlueLightning]

Originally posted by spider_kin

i'm so psychic :-P well sort of.

i have GREAT forsight i should say. intuition. i can tell when "things" are gonna happen. like i knew for weeks something in a car was going to go bad. i was so scared. and it did. now i'm not so scared at all anymore. it's very strangeness.So did you know I was gonna respond to this particular portion of your post? :D

Originally posted by spider_kin
i'm a better singer than whitney houston. and what pipes she has!! suck it, whitney! RAR!

i have to get my confidence up some how :P but it is true. i can sing better than her :-D i'm psyched.You are, though. You have an amazing voice. You should record a demo of your singing and send it record reps. With a voice like that, there's no reason you shouldn't be able to make some money off your singing. Seriously.

Just stay away from the drugs. Drugs are bad, m'kay?

Originally posted by spider_kin
blue, you should have phase two as "get contacts" and then everyone will see :-D heheI know, shi-ot! I gots baby blues that would make Frank Sinatra green with envy!

Actually, the blank phase two was a South Park reference, but don't worry, I won't try to steal any underpants. I'm not a gnome, afterall.