Random Thoughts

[JeffGMc]

Originally posted by JAnderson14
I think we all know you're evil, but we can't get past your pretty eyes.

Dude...no time for writing. Come on.

Again, just like Hitler. [Flashes eyelashes]

WRITE DAMNIT!
Originally posted by BlueLightning
I'm glad Cindy's going to the East Coast.

Now I won't have to follow through with my plan to build a giant catapult in Maryland and turn California into a giant foam rubber landing pad cause you can never be sure with them tricky catapult trajectories.
Ah, you should know better, be like NASA and land in the ocean. The rescue is a bit trickier, but I think the surface just as good after the use of parachutes. Plus, larger target area.

Worst case scenario: Overshoot to Hawaii.

And now without buying a landing pad, you can build a second catapult in case he needs to get home. Again, ocean landing.

Good thing neither of you lives in Kansas, otherwise this wacky plan would never work.
Originally posted by LizAFC
--OK, we got back to my house and thought it would be fun to go have a bonfire at the beach. We went to this wood place that lets you have wood for free..and to make a long story short, we ended up getting the "special" wood from the back and about 8 guys came out and stared as if they had never seen a female before. The guy who brought the wood out for us was asking all these creepy questions, such as where we were going and if we were going by ourselves, and why we were out alone. Uhh, sure dude, whatever.

Get some wood, give some wood. No, seriously though, if you're getting free wood, you have to expect idiot zombiemen to be part of the bargain. Don't you ever watch scary movies? I bet that wood they gave you was from some Indian tree and you just released some evil spirits when you burned it. Plus it would make a great camera shot to pan up into the fireworks to imply impending doom for beachgoers. Did he offer to sell you a little furry guy named Gizmo too?

As a side note, I hope your mom feels better soon!
Originally posted by odg78
--I like the Amazing Jonathan

AAAUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH! Please tell me you're joking. Christ I hate that hack. I had to work with him once for over a week. Horrible, absolutely horrible. His wife is great, but I think he's a horrible person who delights only in the mockery of others, a lot like those awful "hypnotist comics" that I despise. I suppose it didn't help that he had this guy along too: http://www.sylvesterthejester.com/art/photo_sylvester.jpg

[NorthGoalGang]

I want to write a song titled "You Only Sing When You're Winning". I think I'm going to do that now.

[Jeff]

Originally posted by NorthGoalGang
- Sox game was lots of fun. Pedro is amazing. If you've never been to Fenway, if you sit anywhere in right field, the seats face out to right field, not towards home plate, so you have to turn your entire body to the left to see the pitches. The sun is behind you, so you get a sunburn on the left side of your face and a sore neck. Plus the seats are too small. But it's all worth it.
- The best part about yesterday is that I was so tired from going to Boston and sitting in the sun that I fell asleep and missed the Revs latest abortion of a match.
- When is the MLS Cup? I'm interested in going.
- VH-1 Classic is my favorite music channel. It's just too funny, especially the 80's. I just watched a Girlschool video. How can you beat that?
- I started a new CM game with Rushden and Diamonds. If you want to go lower league but don't want to struggle, take them. I picked up two players that you must have if you're lower league: Billy McKinlay and Adolfo. McK is a great DM and Adolfo scores a goal or two a match. Benching Orlandi Lowe was the happiest thing I've done in all my years of CM. He's mad at me. I don't care.
- I know there's a CM thread, I'm just too lazy to post there.

Pedro is Da Man. Glad to hear you enjoyed the game. Next time I'm back in NE in the summer I'm going to have to go, only been once since 1998 (last year when Hatteburg hit into a triple play then hit a grand slam in the same game). I did get to a Rockies game on Thursday, got $41 Club seats for $25. Those were the mack! People wait on you lie a restaurant and all, you can go in if you have an AC fix, damn.

[JAnderson14]

Originally posted by GoDC
Much as I hate to say it, Kenny only took one goal off the boards. Our ineptness kept many others off. We suck. Jaime Moreno should learn that you have to try if you want to be a good player.
Oh, I know that. It's our fault we didn't win by 3 or 4. However, Kenny cost us 1 goal and 2 points.

Originally posted by NorthGoalGang
- Sox game was lots of fun. Pedro is amazing. If you've never been to Fenway, if you sit anywhere in right field, the seats face out to right field, not towards home plate, so you have to turn your entire body to the left to see the pitches. The sun is behind you, so you get a sunburn on the left side of your face and a sore neck. Plus the seats are too small. But it's all worth it.
Gotta love that old school design. "************ the people, we're doing this my way!"

- When is the MLS Cup? I'm interested in going.
October...?

- I started a new CM game with Rushden and Diamonds. If you want to go lower league but don't want to struggle, take them. I picked up two players that you must have if you're lower league: Billy McKinlay and Adolfo. McK is a great DM and Adolfo scores a goal or two a match. Benching Orlandi Lowe was the happiest thing I've done in all my years of CM. He's mad at me. I don't care.
- I know there's a CM thread, I'm just too lazy to post there.
I remember seeing an article or post saying that Onandi Lowe's performance in MLS was as good as his performance in non-league, thus making MLS = non-league. Forgetting the fact that Lowe scored like 2 goals in his time in MLS, and generally was awful.

Originally posted by Freestyle2000
I am so frustrated by United that I can't believe this is all supposed to be a relaxing diversion.

Two articles to write today, but all I can think about it the abject pathetic nature of this squad. 2 MISSED PENALTY KICKS. 2. More than 1, less than 3.

Marco takes the first, scores it, then puts it in the EXACT SAME PLACE on the second kick?!??!!? Gee, Marco, y'think Tony knew where you'd go after the first one?

RS
The sad thing is that we had 2 saved penalties, Quintanilla hit the post, Olsen nearly scored, even Richie Williams nearly scored. I'm wondering who on the team pissed off a voodoo priestess and how we can get this curse lifted, because clearly no earthly means of ours can force the ball to cross the goal line and have it counted.

Originally posted by JeffGMc
WRITE DAMNIT!
We both figure that we'll post a couple times, but nothing extensive.

AAAUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH! Please tell me you're joking. Christ I hate that hack. I had to work with him once for over a week. Horrible, absolutely horrible. His wife is great, but I think he's a horrible person who delights only in the mockery of others, a lot like those awful "hypnotist comics" that I despise. I suppose it didn't help that he had this guy along too:
I don't even know the guy.

Originally posted by NorthGoalGang
I want to write a song titled "You Only Sing When You're Winning". I think I'm going to do that now.
Do better than Robbie Williams did.

-I have 2 tests tomorrow, and one Tuesday. ************.
-The problem is, I thought I had until Thursday to take the 2 tomorrow.
-What am I doing online?
-Apparently my friend Christian is having a cookout at 4:30, so I should get some work done between now and then.

[NorthGoalGang]

Originally posted by JAnderson14
Do better than Robbie Williams did.

He wrote that? Crap. I hate when people I hate come up with good ideas before I do.

I played CM all afternoon anyway.

It's my Mom's birthday. Wish Mom a happy birthday. I think she's 90.

[Own Goal Hat-Trick]

well... im in DC now.

dunno if im actually gonna be living in rockville. ill be here through tomorrow though, i have an interview with darcars at 10a.

great area though.

drifting is fun. so far ive spent the night at: a holiday inn, a farm hands house with 6 mexicans and a south african, and this place. tremendous.

[LizAFC]

Originally posted by JAnderson14

So why was he there?


I don't know, but apparently he was on his way back to SJ and the airport, 'cause he's been playing a few games here and there for the Portland Timbers.

-Beautiful day outside.
-I really like cucumbers. Does this make me weird?
-Gilberto Silva!

[Own Goal Hat-Trick]

what a ********ing flop!

the landlord is selling this place, and upping the rent.

what does this mean?

no house for chris.

********ing L!

now where am i supposed to live?

anyone know anyone who needs a roomate for $300-450/mo in the DC/MD area? ******** ********ity ******** ********


anyone with any ideas please let me know cause, uh, im sorta desperate now. i knew it seemed too perfect.

[sgnerdboy]

+ So, uh... who here on RT is going to be at RFK to see DC United on August 31st? I guess they are playing the Earthquakes and I'm going to be in town for that Labour Day weekend, so... Jason? Caroline? McCrum (do you live in DC now?)? We should go to Chick-Fil-A before hand. Also, I think I will be staying in Alexandria.

+ I've been staying off this thread as CM crashed on me again and I was too sad to hear talk about it. All those Kevin Phillips goals gone, that 2-0 win at Highbury gone. Yarr.

+ Before anyone warns me about going to see DC United, yes, I know they can't score, but I'd still like to see Santino, Pope & Benny Olsen.

+ I don't think Bower played last night for us. Roner(?) did and I thought his jersey said "Boner".

+ There's a town in Ohio called Knockemstiff.

kevin
+ http://tullamarine.org

[LizAFC]

Originally posted by sgnerdboy
+ I don't think Bower played last night for us. Roner(?) did and I thought his jersey said "Boner".


No? Who knows then.

Chris Roner seems to come from a family who either doesn't know how to pronounce their last name, or forgot a letter many centuries ago because he prounounces it "Ronier" (Frenchy-like).

[sgnerdboy]

Originally posted by LizAFC
No? Who knows then.

No, he's is indeed on loan to us, but I just don't think he played. However, I could also be wrong about that not playing thing.

kevin
+ http://tullamarine.org

[HalaMadrid]

Back from Dallas.

Jason Kreis needs to go to some anger-management classes.
Meals in Dallas

Friday
Dinner : Mexican (enchiladas, stuffed taco, chille relleno)
Saturday
Breakfast : Brasilian (brasilian migas w/ fruit)

Lunch : American (beer)
Dinner : Spanish (assortment of tapas too numerous and costly to mention, sangria pitcher)

More on Dallas later.

[Jeff]

OGHT try http://www.easyroommate.com.

If I can remember other sites, I'll let you know. Forget the one I used when I was considering roommates when I moved to Denver.

[minorthreat]

I might come down to DC for that game. God knows I'll be doing nothing that weekend anyway, cause I don't get back to Chicago till September 20th or so.

Yesterday, I got paid. Today, I dropped that entire paycheck on clothes. When school starts, I should be one well dressed mutha.

[fireluv]

Those Virgin Mobile commercials are a bit odd.

[HalaMadrid]

The Man Show is great, great television.

[Own Goal Hat-Trick]

Originally posted by Jeff
OGHT try http://www.easyroommate.com.

If I can remember other sites, I'll let you know. Forget the one I used when I was considering roommates when I moved to Denver.

some good listings there. ive tried other ones, roommateaccess.com and roommateservice.com (or whatever the ehll thier called) and its frustrating. i either cant find ************, or its too expensive, or its all females wanting other female roomates, or guys requesting female only roomates. i mean, jesus christ, its not a ********ing dating service...

amazingly i found a townhose in g-town area for $500/mo!

[JeffGMc]

Originally posted by JAnderson14
We both figure that we'll post a couple times, but nothing extensive.

I don't even know the guy.

POST! Grr!

If you don't know AJ, take your blessings, count them, then multiply that number by two. Just thinking about him makes me feel like I need a shower.
Originally posted by sgnerdboy
+ So, uh... who here on RT is going to be at RFK to see DC United on August 31st? I guess they are playing the Earthquakes and I'm going to be in town for that Labour Day weekend, so... Jason? Caroline? McCrum (do you live in DC now?)? We should go to Chick-Fil-A before hand. Also, I think I will be staying in Alexandria.

I do not live in DC, and do not think I will be down for that game. I'm flying out to Chicago the weekend before for that game out there and between school starting the next Wednesday and a decided lack of funds, will not be attending any events in the DC-Metro area until loan checks come though.

And I still live in NYC, it's just that with my latest visit there, the strong love created for the McCrum caused spiritual residue to reside with the fine people in DC. I like to think I live somewhere nice down there. Spiritually. Possibly The Smithsonian?

Your Random Segrove Brilliance of the Day:
"I guess you missed me in the off Broadway production of Rogers & Hammerstiens "I don't give a ************ about you or your team'. It got rave reviews."
http://www.bigsoccer.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=4782&perpage=15&pagenumber=9

- I am tuckered out, nite all

[Chachi King]

When I don't take a shower for 2 weeks, I can smell my genitals without having to crane my neck like I usually do.

[Courtney]

Originally posted by HalaMadrid

Jason Kreis needs to go to some anger-management classes.


He was perfectly nice to me last weekend, even though he is a Duke ************er.