Random Thoughts

[VanillaBean]

Originally posted by JeffGMc

Steal the MagLite, then give a MagLite Beatdown to acquire the .38

Then [Hypnotic Voice]
Come to the East Coast, cooommme to the Eaaast Coooaaassst
[/Hypnotic Voice]
I'm on my way. I'll give you guys periodic updates during my trip (because I can somehow magically get online while I'm on the road).

[JeffGMc]

Fantabulous! I expect you to be here first thing in the morning, I'm off to bed, so write from Jason's account so I know you're in DC!

Tomato-hatas, join together now! :D

Night!

[VanillaBean]

Buenas noches, McCrum.

[TexanSoccer06]

OJ I dont know what year you're in, but try Julio Arca from Sunderland if you get him early enough, he's relatively cheap but is a badass. If that doesn't work, try Stephen Crainey from Celtic. He's reliable and cheap. As for right backs, Jim Curtin of Blackburn is solid if you can get them to sell him. So is Wes Brown, he'll actually score you some goals. Try Stephen Carr as well.

-I must have the pickiest supporters ever at Sunderland. I'm sitting 11th in the table which is respecatble considering what I have to work with, and the board listens to them and I'm on very think ice. ************ the supporters. Ironically its kind of similar to the situation they have going on right now with some of thier fans throwing lager on Peter Ried. Stupid bastards
-Extended Family dinner tomorrow night at the Las Colinas Country Club. ITs my mom's whole side of the family (a sister and 2 bros and alllllll the freakin cousins). Knowing my family, we'll get kicked out
-Dogma is on Comedy Central. You gotta love the buddy Jesus
-I cant wait for the freakin X-Games!!!! I watched a preview tonight and I'm stoked already
-SUCK IT CHICAGO!

[JAnderson14]

Originally posted by JeffGMc
Show some leg, hitch a ride.
Hey now!

Originally posted by JeffGMc
Ah yes, make some people laugh and see how quickly they come back to you. I rub my hands together with evil glee!

Just how Hitler did it, I hear.
I think we all know you're evil, but we can't get past your pretty eyes.

No, I want you to be molested by Jason. I thought you knew to bring along a .38
http://www.bigsoccer.com/forum/images/icons/icon14.gif

Originally posted by JeffGMc
I am a tomato-hata! And down with the bitch-ass onions too!
************ yeah!

Originally posted by VanillaBean
I don't own one!

Maybe I'll break into work and steal a Mag Lite?
A Mag Lite is more powerful than any gun.

Originally posted by VanillaBean
I'm on my way. I'll give you guys periodic updates during my trip (because I can somehow magically get online while I'm on the road).
Woohoo!

Originally posted by JeffGMc
Fantabulous! I expect you to be here first thing in the morning, I'm off to bed, so write from Jason's account so I know you're in DC!
Dude...no time for writing. Come on.

-I need to go eat.

[Courtney]

Nite Jeff.


Moose, the comedy central Dogma cuts out soooo much and changes all sortsa words around. I think I'll watch mine on dvd again soon, after I get it from my apt.

No one is updating their livejournals. Update! I need reading material or someone to talk to in my time of painpill messed-uppage.

[Courtney]

Fine, nobody post anymore.

[BlueLightning]

I'm glad Cindy's going to the East Coast.

Now I won't have to follow through with my plan to build a giant catapult in Maryland and turn California into a giant foam rubber landing pad cause you can never be sure with them tricky catapult trajectories.

[BlueLightning]

:(

There's this one ad on the radio that cracks me up everytime, and I've been waiting for them to play it so I could post the transcript here, but so far no dice.

[BlueLightning]

BigSoccer's clock is about three minutes ahead of mine.

[LizAFC]

Originally posted by TexanSoccer06
Liz, Arsene Wenger says: "Wasabi"

Ask him how Matty is.

Originally posted by JeffGMc
I am a tomato-hata! And down with the bitch-ass onions too!

Ditto.


-OK, today was....interesting.
--Around 11:00 this morning, my bro's g/f and I (we hung out all day because my bro is in Reno and there was nothing going on anywhere) went to the 7-11 that's right down the street from my house. We're standing there at the soda machine, and there's a guy right next to me at the Slurpee machine. I look up at him, he looks up at me. We both make these weird faces. "Liz?" he asks. "Scott?" I reply. We start laughing...it's none other than Earthquakes midfielder Scott Bower! It's just really weird that he was in my town's 7-11, since I live about 45 minutes away from San Jo, and there's absolutely no reason for him to be here.
--So then Marcy and I decide to go to Monterey for a few hours and chill at the wharf. A few minutes later, we decide it would be fun to take my cousin. So we call her house and tell them to get her dressed and get the car seat ready, blah blah blah. We pick her up, and she's wearing almost the exact same thing I am: blue jean shorts, and an orange shirt. Sorry, that just wouldn't work. So her two year-old little ass had to go back in and change her clothes.
--We got to the wharf in Monterey, and she was afraid of the little monkey that hangs out there and collects money. What a goober! Then we went into this little shop and she saw a little duck picture thing, and she walked around for the next ten minutes quacking.
--Ended up going into Costo, and this guy started hitting on us. Marcy made some snide comment though that quickly shot him down in flames (he was gross).
--On the drive home, we passed this Mercedes with about 5 really, really, really hot guys in it. As we drove by, they all stared. OK, we thought, this is cool. We switched lanes (because our off-ramp was coming up :() and they switched lanes so they drove by us and all of them waved as they went by.
--OK, we got back to my house and thought it would be fun to go have a bonfire at the beach. We went to this wood place that lets you have wood for free..and to make a long story short, we ended up getting the "special" wood from the back and about 8 guys came out and stared as if they had never seen a female before. The guy who brought the wood out for us was asking all these creepy questions, such as where we were going and if we were going by ourselves, and why we were out alone. Uhh, sure dude, whatever.
--My mom decided to get out of the house for once and go with us to the beach. She insisted she was fine and then when she started walking from the car to the sand, she fell down and now has a big gash on her hand. :( Needless to say, we didn't stay very long. Some weirdos were there shooting off fireworks.
--Now I'm home, all wired and full of energy.
-Did anyone just read all that? I hope not.
-I'm glad the Quakes didn't play tonight.
-Go Gunners.

[JAnderson14]

Originally posted by BlueLightning
I'm glad Cindy's going to the East Coast.

Now I won't have to follow through with my plan to build a giant catapult in Maryland and turn California into a giant foam rubber landing pad cause you can never be sure with them tricky catapult trajectories.
What a magnificent plan it was. Your maps at the game were quite fantastic.

Originally posted by BlueLightning
There's this one ad on the radio that cracks me up everytime, and I've been waiting for them to play it so I could post the transcript here, but so far no dice.
Cocks.

Originally posted by LizAFC
We're standing there at the soda machine, and there's a guy right next to me at the Slurpee machine. I look up at him, he looks up at me. We both make these weird faces. "Liz?" he asks. "Scott?" I reply. We start laughing...it's none other than Earthquakes midfielder Scott Bower! It's just really weird that he was in my town's 7-11, since I live about 45 minutes away from San Jo, and there's absolutely no reason for him to be here.
So why was he there?

That's cool though...slurpees are the drink of the gods.

--My mom decided to get out of the house for once and go with us to the beach. She insisted she was fine and then when she started walking from the car to the sand, she fell down and now has a big gash on her hand. Needless to say, we didn't stay very long. Some weirdos were there shooting off fireworks.
Sorry to hear that Liz. I hope she's ok.

[odg78]

--If I'm found dead of alcohol poisoning blame DC United. If my zombie body comes back and kills Noel Kenny then rejoice
--I like the Amazing Jonathan
--I also like sleep
--Good night

[JAnderson14]

Originally posted by odg78
--If I'm found dead of alcohol poisoning blame DC United. If my zombie body comes back and kills Noel Kenny then rejoice
This will be zombiedom's finest hour.

[Jeff]

YO!

Off to post in the drunk thread.

[JAnderson14]

Originally posted by Jeff
YO!

Off to post in the drunk thread.
Solid.

[GoDC]

Originally posted by JAnderson14

This will be zombiedom's finest hour.

Much as I hate to say it, Kenny only took one goal off the boards. Our ineptness kept many others off. We suck. Jaime Moreno should learn that you have to try if you want to be a good player.

[minorthreat]

Originally posted by odg78



I shudder to think of what passes as pornography there. Ever hear that Rammstein song, "Ich Will Ficken?" Yeah.

[NorthGoalGang]

- Sox game was lots of fun. Pedro is amazing. If you've never been to Fenway, if you sit anywhere in right field, the seats face out to right field, not towards home plate, so you have to turn your entire body to the left to see the pitches. The sun is behind you, so you get a sunburn on the left side of your face and a sore neck. Plus the seats are too small. But it's all worth it.
- The best part about yesterday is that I was so tired from going to Boston and sitting in the sun that I fell asleep and missed the Revs latest abortion of a match.
- When is the MLS Cup? I'm interested in going.
- VH-1 Classic is my favorite music channel. It's just too funny, especially the 80's. I just watched a Girlschool video. How can you beat that?
- I started a new CM game with Rushden and Diamonds. If you want to go lower league but don't want to struggle, take them. I picked up two players that you must have if you're lower league: Billy McKinlay and Adolfo. McK is a great DM and Adolfo scores a goal or two a match. Benching Orlandi Lowe was the happiest thing I've done in all my years of CM. He's mad at me. I don't care.
- I know there's a CM thread, I'm just too lazy to post there.

[Freestyle2000]

I am so frustrated by United that I can't believe this is all supposed to be a relaxing diversion.

Two articles to write today, but all I can think about it the abject pathetic nature of this squad. 2 MISSED PENALTY KICKS. 2. More than 1, less than 3.

Marco takes the first, scores it, then puts it in the EXACT SAME PLACE on the second kick?!??!!? Gee, Marco, y'think Tony knew where you'd go after the first one?

RS