Random Thoughts [Archive] - Page 81

BlueLightning

11 Aug 2002, 01:07 AM

-I think I'm going to have to buy "By The Way" by the Red Hot Chili Peppers.
-I like the name "Red Hot Chili Peppers". It's a great band name.
-If you had a zephyr would you offer rides on it to random strangers?

JeffGMc

11 Aug 2002, 01:23 AM

Originally posted by JAnderson14

It was probably Jeff, drunk off his ass.
What?
Originally posted by BlueLightning
Probably. Darn you, McCrum!

(I like this explination...it doesn't violate The Rules.)
Where is all this playa' hatin' coming from?

A man has one too many purple katchups and he's branded as a drukn for lief! Wall [stumbles over couch] fark yu two, I never [smashes lamp] kneased anybody [cries unmercifully] where's my mom? Mom? [weeps silently in corner holding People magazine]

JAnderson14

11 Aug 2002, 01:27 AM

Originally posted by JeffGMc
A man has one too many purple katchups and he's branded as a drukn for lief! Wall [stumbles over couch] fark yu two, I never [smashes lamp] kneased anybody [cries unmercifully] where's my mom? Mom? [weeps silently in corner holding People magazine]
Ironically, Cindy and I are talking about puking right now.

JeffGMc

11 Aug 2002, 01:29 AM

Originally posted by JAnderson14

Ironically, Cindy and I are talking about puking right now.
Tell her I said "hi!" and [in a hypnotic voice] "Come to the East Coast, cooommme to the Eaaast Coooaaassst"

VanillaBean

11 Aug 2002, 01:34 AM

Originally posted by JeffGMc

Tell her I said "hi!" and [in a hypnotic voice] "Come to the East Coast, cooommme to the Eaaast Coooaaassst"
If only that really worked. :(

JeffGMc

11 Aug 2002, 01:35 AM

Originally posted by VanillaBean

If only that really worked. :(
Hmm...

[Hypnotic Voice]
Come to the East Coast, cooommme to the Eaaast Coooaaassst[/Hypnotic Voice]

Courtney

11 Aug 2002, 01:37 AM

I had some really good comments to make but damned if I didn't forget them!

Fulham Rev is Kris, btw, not Kevin. I spelled his name wrong when I typed it into my cell phone and he was quite upset. "Who's your daddy? Spell your daddy's name right."

Going back to the apartment tomorrow just for the day, hope nobody has broken in.

I'm feeling talkative, yet my phone isn't ringing, and I don't feel like calling anyone.

Also I've been singing rather than talking for most of the day, but I think that's over with. I got yelled at when I made the salad for dinner and started rhyming a line about a cucumber with something that ended in ass. "Don't you dare say what I think you're going to!" "Mom, don't be such a perv, I was gonna say 'stick the cucumber in the grass.' What'd you think I was gonna say?"

This dude has that stoopid IM thing on where it doesn't say when you're idle. That is bound to be the most annoying thing ever when you really want to talk to someone, cos they MIGHT be there. Tools.

VanillaBean

11 Aug 2002, 01:38 AM

Originally posted by JeffGMc
Hmm...

[Hypnotic Voice]
Come to the East Coast, cooommme to the Eaaast Coooaaassst[/Hypnotic Voice]
Should I just walk? I heard it's not that far.

JeffGMc

11 Aug 2002, 01:39 AM

Originally posted by VanillaBean

Should I just walk? I heard it's not that far.
Show some leg, hitch a ride. :)

BlueLightning

11 Aug 2002, 01:41 AM

Originally posted by JeffGMc

What?

Where is all this playa' hatin' coming from?

A man has one too many purple katchups and he's branded as a drukn for lief! Wall [stumbles over couch] fark yu two, I never [smashes lamp] kneased anybody [cries unmercifully] where's my mom? Mom? [weeps silently in corner holding People magazine] lol

You're all right in my book, McCrum.

VanillaBean

11 Aug 2002, 01:42 AM

Originally posted by JeffGMc

Show some leg, hitch a ride. :)
You just want me to get molested by truck drivers! *sob*

BlueLightning

11 Aug 2002, 01:43 AM

Originally posted by Courtney
Fulham Rev is Kris, btw, not Kevin. I spelled his name wrong when I typed it into my cell phone and he was quite upset. "Who's your daddy? Spell your daddy's name right.Hi.

I'm BlueLightning.

I'm terrible with names.

BTW what was your name again? :p :) (Kidding!)

JeffGMc

11 Aug 2002, 01:44 AM

Originally posted by BlueLightning
lol

You're all right in my book, McCrum.
Ah yes, make some people laugh and see how quickly they come back to you. I rub my hands together with evil glee!

Just how Hitler did it, I hear.
Originally posted by VanillaBean

You just want me to get molested by truck drivers! *sob*
No, I want you to be molested by Jason. I thought you knew to bring along a .38

Courtney

11 Aug 2002, 01:46 AM

Earlier tonite during my singing mess I started rapping about people being tomato-hatas. This was also during the salad-making. Mom was like "you been into the pain pills?" "Nope, not yet!"

JeffGMc

11 Aug 2002, 01:47 AM

I am a tomato-hata! And down with the bitch-ass onions too!

VanillaBean

11 Aug 2002, 01:48 AM

Originally posted by JeffGMc
No, I want you to be molested by Jason. I thought you knew to bring along a .38
I don't own one!

Maybe I'll break into work and steal a Mag Lite?

VanillaBean

11 Aug 2002, 01:51 AM

Originally posted by JeffGMc
And down with the bitch-ass onions too!
TESTIFY!

JeffGMc

11 Aug 2002, 01:52 AM

Originally posted by VanillaBean

I don't own one!

Maybe I'll break into work and steal a Mag Lite?
Steal the MagLite, then give a MagLite Beatdown to acquire the .38

Then [Hypnotic Voice]
Come to the East Coast, cooommme to the Eaaast Coooaaassst
[/Hypnotic Voice]