Random Thoughts

[VanillaBean]

Thank you, Chicago, for ************ing around with my head so much.

[TexanSoccer06]

-Why do Jack and Ty (and whoever the jackass was today) have to remind us of no calls throughout the entire match? The guys who call the Champions League matches on ESPN dont do that ************. The announcers on FSW and Sky dont do that ************. Why the hell do Jack and Ty do that ************? :mad:
-I needs a job
-Suck it Chicago

[minorthreat]

Originally posted by odg78
--The sweet sights of German soccer have returned to meEfficient German sex.

[JeffGMc]

Originally posted by TexanSoccer06
-Why do Jack and Ty (and whoever the jackass was today) have to remind us of no calls throughout the entire match? The guys who call the Champions League matches on ESPN dont do that ************. The announcers on FSW and Sky dont do that ************. Why the hell do Jack and Ty do that ************? :mad:

They are idiots? I think it's Jack I mind the most.

Excuse for today: (Before anyone else gets it in) Injuries! A lack of Nowak! See how your midfield worked? See how ours got worse when Billy went out?

Suck it Dallas. Arg!

[boots15]

I survived the White Sox game I had to go to today, barely. I just sat and laughed at all the fans...they get excited about the stupidest things.
I just got a $500 check from my grandparents, solid.
I got a job at the Oswego park district as head program director for fall soccer. I am going to get paid to watch kids play soccer, lovely.
I drank a little too much last night, but I got to sleep in a king size bed with three cute guys, not too bad. Just sleeping though.

[spider_kin]

hmmm.. i'm so tired. i had a pretty good day, but i pushed myself too much.

how many steps does it take to get through a video store?? way too damn many. :mad: ************ing annoying. but i bought three movies for, yeah $20, but still. tomb raider (hey *I* like it, so back the ************ off... i'm not in a good mood right now) scary movie 2 (hey it was cheap, and funny) and urm.... oh a knight's tale. (he's hot and it's a cute movie.) most of my movies are "guy" movies... it's about time i got a few "girly" ones... although they aren't TOOOOOO girly.

i'm going to look like angelina jolie when i finish losing all my weight and getting in shape! well... except the whole chest thing, cos i don't really have one ~eek!~ but it's ok. i can just put on extra extra extra push up bras with padding and maybe i'll look *sorta* like that :-P hehe it's ok...

took a vicodin around 6:30-7 when i got home and took one just now, 8:30, i'ma be toast real soon. LOL


TEAM PAINKILLER TO THE RESCUE.

my kitty came out to eat :-) she so purty :-)

eminem is good enough to listen to, who gives a ************ if he's over rated if you like listening to his songs? huh? yeah.

i'm in a really aggressive, pissed off mood, so i'm sorry if i sound like i'm starting a fight. please don't take my comments in any way other than i'm so ************ing frustrated

arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

we nearly got hit ************ing TWICE ON OUR OUTING!!! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO ************ING GET BETTER IF PPL ARE SO ************IGN STUPID AND NEARLY HIT US AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN. i can't breathe when it happens and it scares me soooo badly. i can't stand it. i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it. i hate it!


AAAAAAARGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH i'm so scared by it all. :-( i'm soo soooo scared :-(

[Landonrocksmyworld]

Originally posted by sgnerdboy

+ Those Morningstar Farms "chicken" nuggets are really damn good. I can't believe it's not chicken!



LOL I LOVE THOSE! They taste really good with ranch or smokey BBQ sauce I think.

Originally posted by NorthGoalGang
Super WalMarts have good prices on food, but whenever I go, I feel like I've left the country and forgot my passport.

I got the same feeling when I went to our Sunnyvale K-Mart. Except this K-Mart is super janky, with mold-ridden clothing and ripped, torn, dirty items. I never go there.

Originally posted by Courtney

In other news, I love my kneecap. It's so nice to see it again!

CONGRATS! *big hug*

Originally posted by Vicar
The thoughts on this thread become less and less random.

I gotta agree with ya on that one.

My hangnail hurts. If I'm not careful it may just start its own website.

Originally posted by Own Goal Hat-Trick
the ridiculously solid sandwich

toast two slices of bread
on each, spred a bit of mayo
one one slice, stack two slices american cheese
on the other, stack swiss
pile on slices of turkey, which can also be shredded
cut sandwhich in half
nuke for 30-45 seconds
enjoy

*drools* sounds good, I'll have to try it.

Originally posted by OhioDuran
It's not like I see bazillions of people shopping at Old Navy when I drive by.. Where are they/Gap getting all the money to put an ad on every five minutes of any show I see on TV??

My friends Eric and Dominique have a little brother, Anthony Lomojo, who does the Gap commercials (think: the "I saw mommy kissing santa claus" commercial with the boys dancing)

He's only 13 and he already acts like a little badass

Originally posted by JAnderson14

The one downside to the Metro: almost every single stop lacks public bathrooms.


That sucks monkey balls, when ya gotta go, ya GOTTA GO NOW. I say, when you gotta take a piss, take it in the corner, and if any security guard complains, mention the fact that there are no public restrooms, and then pee on his shoe. Just a thought.

Originally posted by JAnderson14
-What's wrong with Dulles Airport? Sure, it's not as nice as National...er...Reagan, or BWI, and it is in Virginia, but other than that it's ok.

Obviously it was good enough for that Sandra Bullock and Ben Affleck movie (Forces of Nature I think?) I was there leaving my aunt to come back to Cali.

Originally posted by JeffGMc

Her name is Danielle. I owe her a CD and some photos. She has yet to choose a name to post here, so we have to collectively think of something for her. I like either Blossom, Bubbles or Buttercup.


My nickname is Butt-ercup (because of my bodacious booty, and the fact that I'm friends with a blonde and a redhead)

Originally posted by Courtney
As much as I don't like going to the movies, I kinda wanna see that XXX movie. Yeah that just sounds pornographic.

Yeah, I wouldn't mind being in a porn with Vin Diesel. LOL JK I'm just jailbait to him.

Originally posted by JAnderson14

************ you guys. Bitches.

Awwwe, you're a sweetie pie! *pinches cheeks* You're such a dah-ling! I'm touched.

Originally posted by LizAFC

Salad isn't always bad. I like the Chicken BLT salad from Wendy's.

-Yesterday was HOT, HOT, HOT!! I was outside watering the plants and finally decided to just "water" myself. It felt oh so good. Today seems to have the same makings as yesterday.


Since I don't eat pork, I like the mandarin chicken salad, w/o the ginger dressing. It's killer. So is the weather. My cat has been sleeping in front of the AC for most of the day, other than pooping and drinking water.

Originally posted by Ian Lozada
Off to live out the Jason Anderson dream... flying to California.

Will drop in sporadically.

Don't forget to drop by my wild & crazy birthday party next Sunday :) Lots of bikinis...

Originally posted by BlueLightning


I don't think I've posted my "Band Camp Girl" song here.

Well, then...

"Band Camp Girl"
(To the tune of "Uptown Girl" by whomever)

Band Camp Girl
She's been living in a band camp world
She stuck a flute up her...

You know, on second thought, it's probably best that I haven't posted my "Band Camp Girl" song here.

I'm going to color guard/band camp tomorrow. None of that flute pü§§y action goes on at our camp, ty very much.

Originally posted by JAnderson14

-Whoever's teamed up with Ty today just called Agoos "Ahh-goose".

Whoever calls him "Ah-goose" obviously doesn't watch enough if any US Nats or SJE games.

Landon donovan is in the September YM magazine.

Argh, at the staff members (including me, Miss color guard captain) have to drive up there tomorrow, which is a day before the thing actually starts. I'm scared chicken sh!t that my cabin will be a pain in the ass.

I got my own cell phone as an early birthday present. It's a Kyocera 2119b. I've been waiting for my confirmation code (in a text message) for about an hour now. If this doesn't work, does anyone else know where I can get free ring tones for a kyocera phone?

Last Tuesday, my mom thought that I was missing because I left a message on her work voicemail, and she didn't check it. Our instructor pulled a spur of the moment rehersal, so I left a message at work and she didn't check it. She got home, and I wasn't there. She freaked out and called the police and filed a report. Scary stuff. When I called from my friend's cell phone to ask if I could go out to dinner with the rest of the squad (assuming she got my previous message), she freaked and told me to be home ASAP. She wasn't mad when i got home, just relieved.

I'm going to be gone for a week, so I won't be here for a while. This will probably be one of the last posts for another week.

[TexanSoccer06]

Liz, Arsene Wenger says: "Wasabi"

[odg78]

Originally posted by C-towner
Efficient German sex.


I shudder to think of what passes as pornography there.

[odg78]

Originally posted by spider_kin
i'm going to look like angelina jolie when i finish losing all my weight and getting in shape! well... except the whole chest thing, cos i don't really have one ~eek!~ but it's ok. i can just put on extra extra extra push up bras with padding and maybe i'll look *sorta* like that :-P hehe it's ok...



Don't forget the extra push up lips

[odg78]

Okay. My Oldham squad just finished 5th in our 2nd year of Premiership football. I've got a left-sided defender who does well but I'm still not completely certain about. I want to get someone who will be at least a little bit better so I can make my current defender a solid backup. On the opposite side of the defense I've got a defensive midfielder playing there as a stop gap. I want to find someone to take over on the right side for him so I can move him back to a midfield spot. So I need your suggestions for good but not overly expensive left and right-sided defenders. I have $40 mill in the bank but don't want to spend to much. I'm also looking for a good back up or 3rd string keeper if you have suggestions.
--It's weird seeing Douda Kante playing for the Revs
--Ruiz's wife just had another kid. That means more diving ass kids. Damn

[JeffGMc]

Originally posted by boots15
I drank a little too much last night, but I got to sleep in a king size bed with three cute guys, not too bad. Just sleeping though.
Stogey23, look away:

Opportunities missed!

Stogey23, you can look again.
Originally posted by Landonrocksmyworld
My nickname is Butt-ercup (because of my bodacious booty, and the fact that I'm friends with a blonde and a redhead)

Don't forget to drop by my wild & crazy birthday party next Sunday :) Lots of bikinis...

I'm going to be gone for a week, so I won't be here for a while. This will probably be one of the last posts for another week.
See, Buttercup works. You should sometimes go as Mange and be a badass.

And where might this party be? I'm just wondering.

Have a good time, tell everyone out there I said "Hi!"

- Alexa, I think you should just stay out of the cars for a bit, hmm? Failing that, get some sort of large Hummer-esque vehicle, driven by Ah-nold or Bruce Willis, who can drive though anything with no problems.
- SWAT 3 is badass. The LA criminal element stands no chance against me
- I assume there's a mission where I get to shoot Damned Dirty Ruiz
- Otherwise I'm going to request my money back.
- I shall sleep in tomorrow too
- Laziness rules!
- Tonight on the TV: Superman, followed by Superman II
- And then I watched a bit of Die Hard for dessert
- Damn shame the cable has to go, it sometimes has things on
- But oh, so often it does not, alas!

[VanillaBean]

Originally posted by odg78
Don't forget the extra push up lips
And don't forget to french-kiss your sibling!

-No one to cover for me at work = no 311 concert. :mad: I'm more mad than a...um...very mad person.

[JeffGMc]

Originally posted by VanillaBean
-No one to cover for me at work = no 311 concert. :mad: I'm more mad than a...um...very mad person.
Ask Ian, he's somewhere out there

[JAnderson14]

Originally posted by odg78
I think I'm going to adopt Veronica Paysee as my personal muse.
Solid.

Originally posted by TexanSoccer06
-Why do Jack and Ty (and whoever the jackass was today) have to remind us of no calls throughout the entire match? The guys who call the Champions League matches on ESPN dont do that ************. The announcers on FSW and Sky dont do that ************. Why the hell do Jack and Ty do that ************?
It was the proper non-call. If the ball had hit Deering's hand, his fingers would have moved and the ball's trajectory would have changed.

Originally posted by JeffGMc
Excuse for today: (Before anyone else gets it in) Injuries! A lack of Nowak! See how your midfield worked? See how ours got worse when Billy went out?
Hate to say it, but things weren't going well before Ugly was taken out. I wasn't surprised at all to see Dallas end up winning.

Originally posted by boots15
I drank a little too much last night, but I got to sleep in a king size bed with three cute guys, not too bad. Just sleeping though.
That's the only kind of guy I would share a bed with.

Originally posted by Landonrocksmyworld
That sucks monkey balls, when ya gotta go, ya GOTTA GO NOW. I say, when you gotta take a piss, take it in the corner, and if any security guard complains, mention the fact that there are no public restrooms, and then pee on his shoe. Just a thought.
I've become quite adept at holding it for long stretches. My bladder can bench over 100 pounds.

Awwwe, you're a sweetie pie! *pinches cheeks* You're such a dah-ling! I'm touched.
Well played.

Since I don't eat pork, I like the mandarin chicken salad, w/o the ginger dressing. It's killer.
That's the one I had. I tried not to use too much of the dressing, because it actually had more fat than the nuggets.

Originally posted by odg78
So I need your suggestions for good but not overly expensive left and right-sided defenders. I have $40 mill in the bank but don't want to spend to much. I'm also looking for a good back up or 3rd string keeper if you have suggestions.
Abubakari Yakubu can be both your defensive midfielder and your right back. He's not that good on the ball, but he does an excellent job with all the defensive and athletic duties. He's also only 19 at the beginning of the game.

As for left backs...Ajax has Tim de Cler, Maxwell, and Mitchell Pique, all of whom are young, cheap, and good. de Cler is the best of them, though.

Originally posted by JeffGMc
- I shall sleep in tomorrow too
- Laziness rules!
Damn ************ing right it does!

Originally posted by VanillaBean
-No one to cover for me at work = no 311 concert. I'm more mad than a...um...very mad person.
:( I'm sorry babe.

Are you around?

-SNL is good tonight. "Oh snap! That monster's doing that chick!"
-I'm starting threads throughout BS's MLS boards to start a campaign to get Noel Kenny fired. After tonight's match, I can't take seeing him officiate anyone's games any more. I'd even feel bad if he was assigned to LA-metro************ers games.
-************ ************ ************ ************.
-2 penalty misses? ************!!!!!!!
-DC United may never score a goal again.

[JAnderson14]

-Tonight's game felt worse than last year's match against Chicago, where they had 2 shots for the entire game, scored both (including one awful PK given against AJ Wood) and a 1-0 DC win turned into a 2-1 loss in the last 3 minutes. After that game, I felt like I was stabbed in the gut. Tonight, I somehow felt even worse.
-I've vented enough of it, so I don't feel as awful as before. Still feel gutted.

[JAnderson14]

-This SNL is also a repeat.
-"Damn, this fence is a dick!"
-I hope my beer gets cold soon.

[BlueLightning]

Originally posted by JAnderson14
No I didn't...I figured not many people here knew it. Ah. Foolish of me to doubt the one who is known as "the best". I shall have to make a note to neft make that mistake in the future.

Originally posted by JAnderson14
Correctamundo. I think somebody might have told me he was Fulham Rev when they introduced him to me, but I just remember him being introduced to me as Kevin.

Originally posted by JAnderson14
-Dennis Leary is on. "Eggplant tastes like eggplant but meat tastes like murder, and murder tastes pretty goddamned good, doesn't it?" (Warning: Horrible misspelling ahead. Use of protective gogglees and seat belts is advised) Trachiotamy Man!

[BlueLightning]

For the record, Kevin was hella cool as well. (I left him out of my previous "I met a few folks from the RT crew and they were hella cool" post cause my idiot brain couldn't remember that Kevin was Fulham Rev, one of the RT crew.)

[JAnderson14]

Originally posted by BlueLightning
I think somebody might have told me he was Fulham Rev when they introduced him to me, but I just remember him being introduced to me as Kevin.

It was probably Jeff, drunk off his ass.