Random Thoughts

[BlueLightning]

Originally posted by TexanSoccer06
I just got an email entitled: "Tight beavers getting pumped!" And what, praytell, is wrong with hip-hoppin' mammals lifting weights? What, do you think just build those dams by magic?

Oh...wait...

HOW DARE THEY E-MAIL THAT STUFF TO YOU!!!

[BlueLightning]

Originally posted by Courtney
Here's a haircut I really like, it's Alyson Hannigan from Buffy and American Pie (Band Camp Girl).

I don't think I've posted my "Band Camp Girl" song here.

Well, then...

"Band Camp Girl"
(To the tune of "Uptown Girl" by whomever)

Band Camp Girl
She's been living in a band camp world
She stuck a flute up her...

You know, on second thought, it's probably best that I haven't posted my "Band Camp Girl" song here.

[JAnderson14]

Originally posted by Courtney
Reflection Eternal's "Touch You" is on now.
Excellent.

Originally posted by caddisfly
I found out that my new client played the gimp in Pulp Fiction.
Wow.

Does he put that on his resume?


Originally posted by BlueLightning
Jason forgot my name.
No I didn't...I figured not many people here knew it.

I'm going to blame it on my being tired at the moment (convenient excuses are always the best), but Kris = Fulham Rev, right?
Correctamundo.

Originally posted by BlueLightning
You know, on second thought, it's probably best that I haven't posted my "Band Camp Girl" song here.
Probably so.

-Dennis Leary is on. "Eggplant tastes like eggplant but meat tastes like murder, and murder tastes pretty goddamned good, doesn't it?"

[VanillaBean]

This was at my journal, but I figured I'd post it here, since it's practically soccer-related:

Anyway, last night I had this weird dream about Luis Figo and Luis Enrique. I was standing in line at a grocery store when I turned and saw Luis Enrique talking to another woman. Now being that I'm quite the fan of those crazy Spaniards, I pointed to him for a while and said, "Seleccion Espanola" (still can't do the tilde, sorry). He couldn't hear me, so I said it a couple more times, and then he responded, "Oh, you're a fan!" In English. Eh? I'm not sure if we continued talking after that, but the store suddenly turned into someone's backyard. And it was hailing pretty hard. Luis Figo was there in a light blue t-shirt (and he was apparently Spanish in this dream...hmm), some other soccer players were there, and Tommy Lee was there. Tommy ************ing Lee. What have I ever done to deserve having that bastard in my dreams? Anyway, I know I saw Caroline, and Courtney was running around too, getting all touchy-feely with Tommy Lee. So we're hanging out in the hail, talking, when the wind picks up and we all run inside for cover. Caroline and I run to the bathroom to get towels, and the power's going out sporadically. For whatever reason, she runs back outside to talk on her cellphone, so when I chase after her to tell her to go back inside, I see Figo running towards me, and I congratulate him for the World Cup (yeah, yeah, I know). Well, a simple congratulatory statement turns into a rather lengthy hug, and Figo starts crying because he's touched by what I said. And in the middle of the hug, he suddenly turned into Tommy Lee, so Courtney got pissed off at me. If I remember correctly, she said, "Don't touch my Tommy Lee!!"

It was all quite odd.

Originally posted by Courtney
(Haircut post)
Well, regardless of all the trash-talking about the haircut, I have to say that after all the trouble, it looks really good.

[NorthGoalGang]

Originally posted by JAnderson14
-Dennis Leary is on. "Eggplant tastes like eggplant but meat tastes like murder, and murder tastes pretty goddamned good, doesn't it?"

I'm putting this on my headstone.

[JeffGMc]

Originally posted by odg78
--Forza McCrum
--A Muppet Show (http://www.kermitage.com/) site
I'm doing my best, thanks for the support.

That site reeks of excellence. Best episode ever was the Mark Hamill and Luke Skywalker one. Brilliance.
Originally posted by JAnderson14
as if it was a dangerous place that needed scoping out. So I get there, and there's a WUSA game going on.
Dangerous indeed. "Watch out! Ponytailed Hooligan with a Sharpie!"
Originally posted by caddisfly
I found out that my new client played the gimp in Pulp Fiction.
Holy Christ that is the best thing I have heard. Can you score me an autograph?
- Courtney and Sam, I love the livejournal. First entry is brilliant. "Zach called last nite and woke up my mom."- I want a bagel
- I want this sore throat to go away while I'm at it.
- And for all of us to be rich and buy new socks everyday, what the hell

[JeffGMc]

Originally posted by BlueLightning
"Band Camp Girl"
(To the tune of "Uptown Girl" by whomever)

Billy Joel
Originally posted by VanillaBean
So we're hanging out in the hail, talking, when the wind picks up and we all run inside for cover. Caroline and I run to the bathroom to get towels, and the power's going out sporadically.
Was there an All Star Game around?
Originally posted by VanillaBean
Figo starts crying
Figo is an emotional sissy!

[Freestyle2000]

Originally posted by JAnderson14
-Dennis Leary is on. "Eggplant tastes like eggplant but meat tastes like murder, and murder tastes pretty goddamned good, doesn't it?"

"Cancer of the face, cancer of the colon, cancer of the wrist, yeah, and John Denver on compact disc!"

Quick list: Top five comedy specials of all time.

1) Eddie Murphy, "Raw"
2) Denis Leary, "No Cure for Cancer"
3) Chris Rock, "Bigger and Blacker"
4) Janeane Garofalo (self-titled)
5) Eddie Murphy, "Delerious" (sp)

RS

[GoDC]

Courtney, you would be proud of me today. I took the boys out to play tennis. Had a good time thoug I don't think I have played in close to 15 years and they have never played before. MiniGo (5 years old), "Tennis is the sport for me" We had him using a racquetball racquet but he had fun.

[JAnderson14]

Originally posted by NorthGoalGang
I'm putting this on my headstone.
If you become ridiculously rich, you could make your headstone into a slaughterhouse.

Originally posted by JeffGMc
Dangerous indeed. "Watch out! Ponytailed Hooligan with a Sharpie!"
It did accurately capture the shrillness of the crowd noice.

- I want this sore throat to go away while I'm at it.
- And for all of us to be rich and buy new socks everyday, what the hell
Awwww yeah.

Originally posted by JeffGMc
Figo is an emotional sissy!
And that's why he has a red, white, and blue foot up his ass now.

Originally posted by Freestyle2000
Quick list: Top five comedy specials of all time.

1) Eddie Murphy, "Raw"
2) Denis Leary, "No Cure for Cancer"
3) Chris Rock, "Bigger and Blacker"
4) Janeane Garofalo (self-titled)
5) Eddie Murphy, "Delerious" (sp)

RS
Great list, though I preferred Delirious to Raw. "Your wife ain't Puerto Rican"

Originally posted by GoDC
Courtney, you would be proud of me today. I took the boys out to play tennis. Had a good time thoug I don't think I have played in close to 15 years and they have never played before. MiniGo (5 years old), "Tennis is the sport for me" We had him using a racquetball racquet but he had fun.
Cool.

-Mom's watching General Hospital. It's surprisingly good fodder for mockery.
-She used to have time to watch it when I was like 12 or 13, and I remember some of the people on it. They look like they haven't aged a day. Weird ass ageless bastards.
-I'm looking forward to the Chicago-Dallas game. It'll be the first time in a while that I get to see the whole game before leaving for RFK.

[odg78]

Originally posted by JAnderson14

-I'm looking forward to the Chicago-Dallas game. It'll be the first time in a while that I get to see the whole game before leaving for RFK.


Is there a webcast or anything for this game?


--The sweet sights of German soccer have returned to me
--Pizza is good

[JAnderson14]

Originally posted by odg78
Is there a webcast or anything for this game?
Not that I know of. I heard complaints that it wouldn't be on TV. Sucks.

-My dad just told me a great story. He went out on his kayak to fly fish, and some other kayakers told him that there was an asshole in a power boat who was going too fast and tipping people over. My dad went about, minding his business, and eventually the people that told him about the guy and the jackass got into an argument. The jackass promised to tip "all 3 of you" (counting my dad in). My dad, meanwhile, went to cast his line and ended up having the fly hit the jackass right in the head. My dad was in shallow water so the guy couldn't get back there with his boat, which made it even better.

[spider_kin]

holy whacked unlyrical lyrics andre!!! your ************in righhht!!!

:-D i like eminem.

i'm not going insane in my vikes now, we (courtney and i) were doing so last night. courtney more so than i... what a posting spree!!! woot!

i'm not so tired now, just a little achey. this is a good day :-) i'm going to go to see spy kids 2 with my sister, damn will smith one is only showing at like 8pm. sucky suckassed biatches. :mad:

yeah. i'm really hot right now. damn. i need ac!! :-P not really but it would be nice.

did i tell yuo guys how cute my cat is?? well she's cute

did i tell you how ~gag~ cool ~gag, gag~ my sister is?? she got a roll of film developed with all sorts of photos on, most of them cat photos but some are of me and flannery, some of flan and her bf and some of my with captain splarg. yeah! anyway...

lemonade is yummy.

i like these particular sugary-type cookies with lots of frosting on.. mmm... i'm going to go and eat one and you aren't! HA!

:-D bye!

[JAnderson14]

Originally posted by spider_kin
:-D i like eminem.
http://www.bigsoccer.com/forum/images/icons/icon13.gif

Massively overrated.

-Whoever's teamed up with Ty today just called Agoos "Ahh-goose".

[JAnderson14]

-It gets better: "Let's go to Veronica Paysee now with the Chicago Burn head coach, Mike Jeffries."

[odg78]

Originally posted by JAnderson14

http://www.bigsoccer.com/forum/images/icons/icon13.gif

Massively overrated.



Like so many of today's rich and famous rappers.

[JAnderson14]

-Without giving anything away, Ty Keough is quite wrong about this non-call. Deering didn't touch the ball. Damn crackhead.

[odg78]

I think I'm going to adopt Veronica Paysee as my personal muse.

[odg78]

I think she'll be shrinking that t-shirt and cutting out most of the midriff if she wears it next week.

[Courtney]

Originally posted by GoDC
Courtney, you would be proud of me today. I took the boys out to play tennis. Had a good time thoug I don't think I have played in close to 15 years and they have never played before. MiniGo (5 years old), "Tennis is the sport for me" We had him using a racquetball racquet but he had fun.

AWWW I am so proud!