Random Thoughts

[TheSlipperyOne]

- I just talked with the president of Harvard. He seemed like a pretty nice guy.

[JeffGMc]

Originally posted by Jawz10
I suck, but its still fun. Thanks again McCrum.
Just speading the love.
Originally posted by NorthGoalGang
If I win, I'm looking to overhaul healthcare.

Hope everything goes well.
You've got my vote.
Originally posted by Own Goal Hat-Trick
(or any old navy commercial for that matter?) Yes. I think even the ad executives are about fed up as well.
Originally posted by HalaMadrid
- As a backup should the GF dump you, go to Tulane. Plenty of willing girls to choose from. Seriously.
Since the gf in question went to Tulane, are you implying she's willing?

Thanks for the info though, I will print it out and bring it with.
Originally posted by Sachin
Hey,,, meant to give a shout out to everyone I met and met again at the All-Star Game. Jason, sorry about pinching your cheeks. You all are just so young.
I'm not sorry. I'd do it again in a heartbeat. J, you're so damn dreamy.

Also: Sachin, hi! A pleasure to have met you, and to have learned how to pronounce your name correctly!
Originally posted by JAnderson14
The one downside to the Metro: almost every single stop lacks public bathrooms.

Are you sure that's a bad thing? We have bathrooms here on the MTA, and I don't know of anyone that actually crosses the threshhold of them. Sketchy!
Originally posted by NorthGoalGang
- I, too, am jealous looking at the All-Star photos. McCrum is a dead ringer for the Pope. Can you barely speak too?

State Rep would mean the ladies would love me and all the guys would want to be me.

I can barely speak indeed! At least right now! This viral infection (as the hospital thinks) has caused me to get the King of Sore Throats! So ChlorAhhhSeptic for me!

Sounds like you made your choice then.Originally posted by HalaMadrid
The next big RT gathering, after MLS Cup 2002, must be in Chicago.

MUST.

I don't think I'll be going. I got a viral infection, Courtney and Alexia got in a car wreck, them things is cursed, cursed! Plus, CMGI field won't let me take my camera in, since it has a detachable lens, I am boycotting them.

To be continued after pudding!

[JeffGMc]

Originally posted by TexanSoccer06
-Whose the chick with McCrum and C-Diddy in the 1st pic? She's cute

Her name is Danielle. I owe her a CD and some photos. She has yet to choose a name to post here, so we have to collectively think of something for her. I like either Blossom, Bubbles or Buttercup.
Originally posted by Ian Lozada

And since she's obviously out of jr. high school, probably a little old for your tastes...

Beaten to it!

- Pudding rules. Russia might have beaten us into space, but where's your 5 minute pudding? Huh? Where?!
- They don't have those neat space pens either, now that I think about it.

[JeffGMc]

As a quick side note:
http://www.valvigirl.net/quizzes/blossom.html

[TheSlipperyOne]

- I have not met this Danielle person, but since Caroline vouches for her, I will welcome her to the RT Thread. And Danielle, if you're reading this, come up with a cool name. I'm not too sure about those B names Jeff offered up. :p

[FulhamRev]

Wohoo, Dave Attell is coming to Charlotte next week. I'm definitely going to see him. He's not filming "Insomniac" though...but I want to go drinking with him afterwards (whoa, I just realized that my man-crush is on a fat, balding comic...).

And, oh yeah, I'm going to VEGAS....TOMORROW!!!

Should be fun. My sister hooked me up with free tickets to go see the Blue Man Group. So it won't be all gambling.

The Legendary Roots Crew on Sunday! Glasper, you making it up to Raleigh?

Think I can find a sports book taking odds on Fulham winning the Premiership?

[JeffGMc]

Originally posted by TheSlipperyOne
I'm not too sure about those B names Jeff offered up. :p
How about Liberty Belle, Harmony Bunny or Mange instead?

[DaniD]

Hey McCrum, I like your work.

[JeffGMc]

Originally posted by DaniD
Hey McCrum, I like your work.
This is also acceptable.

[JeffGMc]

Also: Welcome! Greetings and salutations!

[Ian Lozada]

Originally posted by FulhamRev


Think I can find a sports book taking odds on Fulham winning the Premiership?

Why don't you just give me the money? Since you obviously don't want it, I mean...

[JAnderson14]

Originally posted by HalaMadrid
The only cool thing about Dulles is the giant rolling tanks that take you from terminal to terminal and look like they could be modified if the Canadians or Mexicans ever made a land assault on Washington.
Would we really need tanks to repel the Canucks?

Originally posted by odg78
--Rivaldo's useless if he can't score and he won't be against Inter
As much as I wanted Milan to sign Cannavaro, I understand he's been part of the defense that collapsed under pressure in the past 2 major tournaments Italy's played in, while Rivaldo only scored in 5 straight WC games.

I'll take my chances with Rivaldo.

--The weather today rocked a great rocking
In-************ing-deed.

Originally posted by Own Goal Hat-Trick
holy ********, im moving today.

it still hasnt really sank in yet.
You're probably here by now.

Originally posted by Ian Lozada
And since she's obviously out of jr. high school, probably a little old for your tastes...
Ian 1:0 Moose

Originally posted by LizAFC
-Carlos Ruiz is a whining, diving, ugly mofo. He did hit one good ball though.
This is a fair description of him. Skilled, but a ************ing bastard.

-Someday, I will own a monkey, a giraffe, and a tiger.
Solid.

Originally posted by C-towner
Just finished the 02/03 season with Bayer 04 Leverkusen as Bundesliga and German Cup champs. Bizarrely enough, the FIFA World Player of the Year, World Footballer of the Year, European Player of the Year, European Striker of the Year, German Player of the Year, and German Striker of the Year was... Oliver Neuville. Who'da thought?
Diving slut.

Not you...Neuville. He's Swiss too.

Originally posted by TheSlipperyOne
That sounds like a good plan. Just off campus at my old Linfield College was a fast food joint called Alf's. They had a room with glass walls that 3 monkeys lived in. They were dressed in overalls and would swing around and make all sorts of noise.
Justin is crazy. Damn train engineer monkeys.

Originally posted by TheSlipperyOne
- I just talked with the president of Harvard. He seemed like a pretty nice guy.
Cool.

Originally posted by JeffGMc
I'm not sorry. I'd do it again in a heartbeat. J, you're so damn dreamy.
Damn right.

Are you sure that's a bad thing? We have bathrooms here on the MTA, and I don't know of anyone that actually crosses the threshhold of them. Sketchy!
I'm told our Metro keeps itself in better shape. I haven't been on the MTA though, so I don't know.

[QOUTE]I can barely speak indeed! At least right now! This viral infection (as the hospital thinks) has caused me to get the King of Sore Throats! So ChlorAhhhSeptic for me![/QUOTE]
Not solid.

To be continued after pudding!
And if there's a reason to stop posting, it's pudding.

Originally posted by JeffGMc
Her name is Danielle. I owe her a CD and some photos. She has yet to choose a name to post here, so we have to collectively think of something for her. I like either Blossom, Bubbles or Buttercup.
Sparkles!!!

- Pudding rules. Russia might have beaten us into space, but where's your 5 minute pudding? Huh? Where?!
- They don't have those neat space pens either, now that I think about it.
I think it's clear we win.

Originally posted by TheSlipperyOne
- I have not met this Danielle person, but since Caroline vouches for her, I will welcome her to the RT Thread. And Danielle, if you're reading this, come up with a cool name. I'm not too sure about those B names Jeff offered up.
You'd prefer Sparkles wouldn't you?

Originally posted by FulhamRev
Wohoo, Dave Attell is coming to Charlotte next week. I'm definitely going to see him. He's not filming "Insomniac" though...but I want to go drinking with him afterwards (whoa, I just realized that my man-crush is on a fat, balding comic...).
Attell is great. Insomniac is a dream job...drink and make fun of others.

And, oh yeah, I'm going to VEGAS....TOMORROW!!!

Should be fun. My sister hooked me up with free tickets to go see the Blue Man Group. So it won't be all gambling.
Solid.

Think I can find a sports book taking odds on Fulham winning the Premiership?
I'm sure you could...just really long odds.

Originally posted by DaniD
Hey McCrum, I like your work.
That certainly beats Mange.

Hello, by the way.

Originally posted by Ian Lozada
Why don't you just give me the money? Since you obviously don't want it, I mean...
Ian is fierce today.

-The internet at work is ************ed still. I spent much of the day climbing around shelves counting pieces of metal. Not so much fun, as bad.
-I did cap the day off by spending the last 20 minutes sleeping in a chair. Which was nice.
-Class soon. Damn.
-I had a salad at lunch. It was weird.
-I need to go change clothes and get going.

[VanillaBean]

Originally posted by JeffGMc
Also: Welcome! Greetings and salutations!
Yeah, what he said! And by the way, I hope you feel better soon, McCrum. Another RTer goes down. :(

-Lex, you kind friend, you. You deserve a hug in the form of..someone very nice on the Revs who wasn't traded away to another team.

-Exactly how many C-Diddy's do we have in here?

-I'm going to see 311 with Caroline this weekend!! Since she got the tickets, I almost want to make out with her.

-Almost, mens, almost.

-Off to clean. I left the kitchen spotless yesterday, and now I have to clean it again because people can't be bothered to be more careful with the food.

[JeffGMc]

Originally posted by JAnderson14

Would we really need tanks to repel the Canucks?

That certainly beats Mange.

-I had a salad at lunch. It was weird.

Yes, especially after they leave cases of their alcohol filled beers at the border, thus weakening our resolve and making our troops sway and gibber. I've seen the plans, I know what will happen.

Mange was the alter-ego of Buttercup one episode. She was ninja-esque, but couldn't fight as well as Buttercup, since she could only move in the dark. Mange is perfectly acceptable.

Salad? That's what happens when we don't choose your lunch for you.

My friend Lumpy just sent me this:
http://www.newhavenninjas.com/
I think I know one team that's got a new fan.

[TheSlipperyOne]

Originally posted by JeffGMc

This is also acceptable.

I think DaniD is a good one.

So welcome DaniD.

[FulhamRev]

Originally posted by Ian Lozada
Why don't you just give me the money? Since you obviously don't want it, I mean...
Ouch...
Does our Frenchitude make you nervous?
Originally posted by JAnderson14
Diving slut.
Not you...Neuville. He's Swiss too.

Non-commital diving slut

--Jeff, good work on the pudding...bad work on the sore throat. But sickness does make you more Pope-esque!

--I think DaniD is a terrible name. It reminds me of an ex-football player with a bad moustache.

--Definitely SPARKLES!

--It's no vigilante monkey rescue story, but this is quite funny. Inspired by Amelie (sp?) possibly?

Garden gnome activists strike again

A further 98 garden gnomes have been 'freed' by activists in France.
They were found lined up on a football pitch in Les Deux-Sevres.
Two weeks ago, over 100 garden gnomes were 'liberated' from private gardens in Les Vosges by the French Liberation Front For Garden Gnomes. They were left on a roundabout.
After the latest incident, gnome owner Anne Marie Cheneau rescued her Snow White figure and four others from the pitch.
She told TF1 television she will keep them in her cellar for a while as added protection.
She said: "I like my garden gnomes, because my mother bought them for me."
Police say it is time consuming reuniting the gnomes with their owners, and 30 are still unaccounted for.
The FLNJ (Front de Liberation des Nains de Jardin) aims to free all garden gnomes.

[JeffGMc]

Originally posted by FulhamRev
--I think DaniD is a terrible name. It reminds me of an ex-football player with a bad moustache.

You have no understanding of the fury of DaniD:
http://www.swrpga.com/empire/sith/characters/812835693.html

Nor of the sensitive and artistic side:
http://www.distributedintellect.com/forum/images.asp?byauthor=DaniD
Originally posted by FulhamRev
"I like my garden gnomes, because my mother bought them for me."
This was just worth a repost.

[FulhamRev]

Sensitive DaniD sucks a fat one!

Ladies and gentlemen, your BigSoccer dartboard:

http://www.distributedintellect.com/forum/submissions/DaniD/200261821952.jpg

Furious DaniD at least is trying to "restore order to the galaxy". You've got to admire that kind of ambition.

My only objective is to own a Cadilac with dice on the mirror.

[FulhamRev]

I think I might get put on Jason's ignore list for that last post :)

[spider_kin]

cindy it took me about ten minutes to understand why you said that LOL then i remembered i think i posted some stuff last night, and sure enough i did... :eek:

oh well i stand by it all! damnit!

i went to my doc's today and i'm ok. gotta go the orthopeadic ppl tomorrow at MY healthcare to make sure there are no insurance issues if i went in three weeks and they find something else wrong... instead i'll be checked tomorrow and then no insurance fooker can get me! jerks :mad:

my dad is awesome. did i say that yet?

i love my dad sooooooo much... did i say *that* yet?? well i do. he's great. and i love him.

i'ma go up to lowell tomorrow i think, come back either sunday or monday, so i should have aim up there. can i get a "SO-LID"??? mm hmmm

i'ma go chill out some for a while, leigh might be coming over to chill for a little. greg should be calling me later, and susan's sister and her fam. are here. god help me, i just want a nice quiet night :-(

oh well. i miss my nube, but i'ma see her tomorrow cos i have an awesome dad :-) :-)

awesome!

btw. hi dani! don't listen to these jerks make fun of your name... just make fun of theirs ;-) :-D

g'night yall.

mccrum, get better :-)