Random Thoughts

[JAnderson14]

Originally posted by JeffGMc
We are scheming. Do not rush us.
Oh...my fault. I didn't know scheming was in progress. Please, continue.

Originally posted by sgnerdboy
+ I wonder if that has been a plot in a gay porn film.
I'd prefer to not wonder about that.

Originally posted by Dignan23
Nothing wrong with not being able to get back.
True. :D

Well, I'm sorry that we can't do this. I'm addicted to road trips, and it's been about 18 months since the last time I drove across country. And, of course, I was really looking forward to seeing you and Cindy finally meet each other, and then driving off to Portland immediately and leave the two of you alone to Get Busy.[/B}
Nice capitalization.

[B]Ah well. I may very well be back in the DC area sometime within the next 2-3 months, so maybe we can do it then. If I don't get a serious road trip soon, I'm gonna explode.
Perhaps. I'll still be in classes then, and if Cindy can fly out here sooner I'll have to take time off as it is. This school thing is a really pain in the ass.

Originally posted by JeffGMc
I didn't have time for a full Google search, but I did turn up this little, ahem, nugget:

* Butt Munch - Chi Chi LaRue brings us a video true to it's title. Loads of salad tossing, sausage swallowing and tea bag twisting. Star- ring Mitchell Stevens, Daryl Brock, Bryan Willams, Brent Cross, Mark O'Neil, Peter Horne, Brett Ford & Lex Kyler.
http://www.game-port.com/alwds.htm
I think there are two things worth noting, one funny, one terrifying:

The funny thing is the name "Chi Chi LaRue". Clearly, this must be a drag queen.

The terrifying thing is that teabags are being twisted. Sweet god.

-Great Seinfeld is on. Kramer had to move into Jerry's because of the Kenny Roger's Roasters sign. "Hey! Hey! Bad chicken! Baaad chicken! Mess you up!!!"
-My grandma decided I needed to be reminded 4 ************ing times that she needs help up steps. I already know that. I feel like screaming.
-I'm going to have to go out and pick up a magazine of some kind for my paper.

[Own Goal Hat-Trick]

Originally posted by JAnderson14

I might be able to hook you up Chris. I know we had an extra one before...


that would be beyond awesome. solid, even.

i did jack ************ today. woke up at 10 to take my sister at work, came back here, lounged around, went back to sleep around noon, woke up at 6. i STILL need to call UPS/FedEx and set up an interview for the end of the week. im excited too, cause friday, i get to hang out with yvonka agian. yippie.

i also STILL need to call and thank mrs loveless (brad friedel's sister, and one of my dads clients) for the signed USMNT jersey from brad. apparently she also has a bobble head for me. shes quite nice.

time to start a new CM game. bye bye WBA dynasty. i will never wish it upon anyone to have one of thier saved CM games become corrupted, its just too cruel.

[Own Goal Hat-Trick]

and oh, road trips are fun. trust me, i know. i bought my car in May. it had 16k miles on it. it is now approaching 33k. ive driven to and from Phoenix, one of those times taking the 10 all the way to the big easy and then heading north, then to and from Boston, to and from NYC, to and from DC, and im going to go between DC at least 3 more times coming up here. i just dont have anyone to road trip with anymore, which sucks.

[NorthGoalGang]

Super WalMarts have good prices on food, but whenever I go, I feel like I've left the country and forgot my passport.

[TexanSoccer06]

The Miracle of Castel di Sangro was great. Very very bittersweet, but great.

Fever Pitch is up next. I'll try and keep an open mind despite the fact its written by a Gunner fan.

[sgnerdboy]

Originally posted by TexanSoccer06
The Miracle of Castel di Sangro was great. Very very bittersweet, but great.

Fever Pitch is up next. I'll try and keep an open mind despite the fact its written by a Gunner fan.

I stopped reading football books after that became the only type of books I read. Not to mention that the last one I tried to read, "Manchester United Ruined My Life", was absolutely crap.

I just got a porn spam from one "Captain Anal".

kevin
+ http://tullamarine.org

[JAnderson14]

Originally posted by Own Goal Hat-Trick
that would be beyond awesome. solid, even.
I hope I can find it, and that they'll let me give it to you.

i also STILL need to call and thank mrs loveless (brad friedel's sister, and one of my dads clients) for the signed USMNT jersey from brad. apparently she also has a bobble head for me. shes quite nice.
Solid.

time to start a new CM game. bye bye WBA dynasty. i will never wish it upon anyone to have one of thier saved CM games become corrupted, its just too cruel.
That is the antithesis of solid.

Originally posted by Own Goal Hat-Trick
and oh, road trips are fun. trust me, i know. i bought my car in May. it had 16k miles on it. it is now approaching 33k. ive driven to and from Phoenix, one of those times taking the 10 all the way to the big easy and then heading north, then to and from Boston, to and from NYC, to and from DC, and im going to go between DC at least 3 more times coming up here. i just dont have anyone to road trip with anymore, which sucks.
I found that when I go anywhere far and alone, I tend to kind of go on autopilot.

Originally posted by NorthGoalGang
Super WalMarts have good prices on food, but whenever I go, I feel like I've left the country and forgot my passport.
You get that feeling too?

Originally posted by TexanSoccer06
The Miracle of Castel di Sangro was great. Very very bittersweet, but great.
It was ridiculously good.

Originally posted by sgnerdboy
I just got a porn spam from one "Captain Anal".

kevin
+ http://tullamarine.org
I think you win.

-There's this group of kids that stands in the streets near here. They're pathetic. Tonight I was driving by, and one of them was walking really slowly across the street. I gunned my engine, and he got scared. Embarrassed, he threw some kind of ball or something at the front of my car. When I came home, they had dispersed. I'm considering just going through there faster from now on, and possibly calling the cops and then hanging out as they piss themselves. I know a couple of them, and I know that they would soil themselves at the prospect of a couple nights in county jail. If I can, I'll get pictures.

[FulhamRev]

Originally posted by NorthGoalGang

What are Brazilians? Will they make me puke?

I used to get picked on by athletes while growing up. They usually called me gay. It's kind of funny all the gay things athletes do to each other while hazing. For a "gay" guy, I never engaged in teabagging, jellyfishing, sharking, shrimping, felching or shaving another man's hairy areas. Just an observation.
"Brazillians" are what we called it when the team was jogging, and did all the random things like jumping for head balls...bending over to touch the grass...skipping...head/shoulder/hips/clap...and yes they're quite gay.
But I've never tongued another guy's ass (like a kid on our h.s. football team did).
Originally posted by JAnderson14
A friend of mine at MD dreamed up some sort of "flying teabag" attack. It was inspired by how Troy was charged at dick-first by my friend McCarthy.

Now this story, I've got to hear....umm, no time soon. But I must ask...is your friend Troy part-rhino?
Originally posted by JeffGMc
* Butt Munch - Chi Chi LaRue brings us a video true to it's title. Loads of salad tossing, sausage swallowing and tea bag twisting. Star- ring Mitchell Stevens, Daryl Brock, Bryan Willams, Brent Cross, Mark O'Neil, Peter Horne, Brett Ford & Lex Kyler.
I love when Chi Chi does that thing when he whips his dildo around like it's a sword after a particularly satisfying money-shot.
Originally posted by JAnderson14
I found that when I go anywhere far and alone, I tend to kind of go on autopilot.

I sing. A lot. And eat sunflower seeds.

--have I mentioned yet that in 4 days, I'll be in VEGAS!!!!
--I'm actually not all that excited about it. I'm not huge on gambling and fake Cali-people. I'm more excited about seeing the Roots on the Sunday I get back.
--Time to go home!

[Own Goal Hat-Trick]

i forgot how much stuff i have to do in CM, like bankrupting Cardiff City and plummeting them out of league football...

[TheSlipperyOne]

- Talked with a guy at work tonight whose last name is: Evilsizor

[FulhamRev]

Originally posted by TheSlipperyOne
- Talked with a guy at work tonight whose last name is: Evilsizor
Sounds like a product that Suzanne Sommers would endorse.

[Courtney]

Originally posted by FulhamRev
Whoa...fun weekend! Just read the All-Star drama. I've said it before, but I'll say it again: Alexa, hope you're doing ok! Courtney, glad that it was nothing serious...so did you guys ever find a bathroom ;) ?


Actually yeah. In the cop car on the way to the hospital, I was like "soo...can I pee when we get to the hospital?" and he was all "sure!" So that was the first thing I did. Then I changed shirts (yeah free metrostars shirt in my purse!), brushed glass out of my hair, and so forth.

In other news, I love my kneecap. It's so nice to see it again!

[TexanSoccer06]

Screw using West Ham. Everytime I try to start with them, the game shuts off. I'm gonna give it a go with Sunderland.
-My parents called up bitching at me for not having my car fixed. Do they want me to pay with imaginary money? I have plenty of that
-Saw a girl I went to HS with at Barnes and Nobels tonight. Turns out shes engaged. Lucky guy, she's a cool gal
-I need me some boxes
-The worst hazing we ever did was tape our backup keeper (he also played football, so he deserved this) to a bench, drop his pants, and one of the older guys (this happened when I was a freshman) stuck a Icy-Hot covered tounge depresser in his ass crack. If it went in his ass, I dont know, and dont really want to. Anyways we told him to get in the shower (which just made the Icy-Hot burn more), while we tied his shoes to the ceiling. It was quite humourous.
-Phil's hazing was pretty funny as well
-My hair doesn't like me, and I dont like it
-Suck it Trabek

[geordienation]

Originally posted by TexanSoccer06
Screw using West Ham. Everytime I try to start with them, the game shuts off. I'm gonna give it a go with Sunderland.

For God's sake don't do that, your guys will just wind up like this:

http://www.toonarmyusa.com/images/Other/mackems.jpg

[Courtney]

Another knee note (or two):

At the hospital I met a chick with Plica syndrome, she was there with her mom, so I gave her some encouraging words as we tried to get into the emergency room from the waiting room (quite complicated).

Also, if I rub where my plica used to be in the inside of my knee, it makes a weird tingly go through the inside.


A completely different note:

Also at the hospital I saw my best friend from HS. Keep in mind my HS was 3 hours away from that hospital. She was there with her grandma, who she'd been visiting. I'm calling her tomorrow. Also the 3rd main member of our posse who basically dropped off the face of the planet got in touch with her, and informed her she was 5 months pregnant. Eeesh.

[fireluv]

Originally posted by JAnderson14
I checked out what was on at the time Priscillicious posted that, and it turned out to be a biography of Britney Spears.

LMAO. Oh god no. :p

She should be history though. Hasn't everyone had enough of her. She ought to disappear.

Because "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn."

today sucked by the way.

[TexanSoccer06]

Spam by Save Ferris

Spam, its pink and its oval
Spam, I buy it at the Mobil
Spam, its made in Chernobyl
Spam!

When I was a child,
My family was so poor
We didnt have finer things in life to eat
So they had a plan
In a big blue can
the government substitute for meat!
Oh it was Spam!

Spam, its pink and its oval
Spam, I buy it at the Mobil
Spam, its made in Chernobyl
Spam!

To get me to eat it at dinner
They said id grow up like Bruce Jenner
He was a winner who never new defeat
And when he got hungry
When he got hungry!
He'd crack open that special treat!

Ohhh it was Spam, its pink and its oval
Spam, I buy it at the Mobil
Spam, its made in Chernobyl
Spam!

S-P-A-M dont you know its my best friend
S-P-A-M oh again and again and again and again
Oh S-P-A-M dont you know its my best friend
S-P-A-M oh again and again and again and again

So go and forget your O-S-C-A-R!
Cuz there's one meat by-product thats best by far!

Heyyyyy its Spam!
Its pink and its oval
Spam, I buy it at the Mobil
Spam, its made in Chernobyl
Spam!

(cheering)

[Blue Lightning #2]

Hey y'all.

I met JAnderson14, Courtney, carolinab, JeffGMC, Topo and spider_kin this weekend and every last one of them was hella cool.

Sorry I haven't been around much lately. I'll try to think more randomly in the future.

[JAnderson14]

Originally posted by Own Goal Hat-Trick
i forgot how much stuff i have to do in CM, like bankrupting Cardiff City and plummeting them out of league football...
A true Leeds fan.

Originally posted by TheSlipperyOne
- Talked with a guy at work tonight whose last name is: Evilsizor
So he's naturally some kind of villian.

Originally posted by TexanSoccer06
Screw using West Ham. Everytime I try to start with them, the game shuts off. I'm gonna give it a go with Sunderland.
Much to the chagrin of many in here, I'm thinking of using Spurs next time. Dad will be proud.

-My parents called up bitching at me for not having my car fixed. Do they want me to pay with imaginary money? I have plenty of that
That blows.

-The worst hazing we ever did was tape our backup keeper (he also played football, so he deserved this) to a bench, drop his pants, and one of the older guys (this happened when I was a freshman) stuck a Icy-Hot covered tounge depresser in his ass crack. If it went in his ass, I dont know, and dont really want to. Anyways we told him to get in the shower (which just made the Icy-Hot burn more), while we tied his shoes to the ceiling. It was quite humourous.
We never did anything formal. Unibrow did catch a beat down once, but that was halfway through the season and because he kept trying to mooch fries off of us.

-My hair doesn't like me, and I dont like it
I had this problem for a long time. Shave it.

Originally posted by geordienation
For God's sake don't do that, your guys will just wind up like this:
I've noticed that BS is full of Newcastle fans, and has not one Sunderland supporter that I've seen.

Originally posted by fireluv
LMAO. Oh god no.

She should be history though. Hasn't everyone had enough of her. She ought to disappear.
I figured you would enjoy that.

today sucked by the way.
Damn...everyone is commanded to have good days tomorrow.

Originally posted by Blue Lightning #2
Hey y'all.

I met JAnderson14, Courtney, carolinab, JeffGMC, Topo and spider_kin this weekend and every last one of them was hella cool.

Sorry I haven't been around much lately. I'll try to think more randomly in the future.
How was the trip back?

-I do want pizza. I don't want to write this paper.

[Own Goal Hat-Trick]

Thrice's cover of "Send Me an Angel" is ********ing solid. 80s metal style. everyone should listen to it.

new game of CM is going strong.

i wish i had gotten to meet everyone at the all star game. sounds like everyone had a good time.