Random Thoughts

[GoDC]

Originally posted by FulhamRev




Anyone seen Real Sports on HBO recently? There was a story about hazing in high school football. Now, I do feel kinda bad for the kid that got hazed, but nothing beat the following exchange:
Mom: And about 15 kids surrounded him [sniff, sniff] and they pinned him down [sniff] and then they tea bagged him.
Mary Carillo (I think she was the reporter...some butch looking ex-athlete): What, exactly is a tea bag?
Mom: [full tears] they rubbed their exposed genetallia on his face

Which is bullcrap. It ain't a teabag unless the nuts go into the mouth. The rubbing of genitalia on face is what's refered to as a "jellyfish." You'd think they'd have researchers on that show!

Thanks for letting everyone here know that I am not working at the moment. :D

[NorthGoalGang]

Originally posted by FulhamRev
Where does your fiance work? I'd suggest doing Brazilians around her work parking lot.

What are Brazilians? Will they make me puke?

I used to get picked on by athletes while growing up. They usually called me gay. It's kind of funny all the gay things athletes do to each other while hazing. For a "gay" guy, I never engaged in teabagging, jellyfishing, sharking, shrimping, felching or shaving another man's hairy areas. Just an observation.

[fireluv]

I like the History Channel :D

[TexanSoccer06]

Rob, the only way I know of to get in shape is to run like a mother ************er.

-Speaking of mother ************ers, ************ you UNT Mens soccer for disbanding for now. Who the ************ am I gonna play for? I guess I'll concentrate on getting my coaching licenses now
-Some funny ass responses this morning
-I had just started a new season in CM with West Ham, and had about 30 transfer offers out, as well as a couple of matches played, when the damn game turned off. Bitch
-Bye bye

[carolinab]

This thread is touched by genius.

[JeffGMc]

Originally posted by carolinab
This thread is touched by genius.
And you are all very welcome. Now kiss my ring and marvel at my Pope-Visor.

[Ian Lozada]

Originally posted by odg78
Chrissi,

This isn't going to be one of my more eloquent or long-winded posts but I just wanted to let you that just like everyone else you'll be in my thoughts and prayers. If you ever need someone to talk to I'm more than willing to listen.

Ditto.

Originally posted by NorthGoalGang
- I think "steakhead" is something I read on Buddyhead. I don't remember, but it sure did stick in my brain.

It's morally wrong to waste a word as fine as "Steak" on fools.

Originally posted by Landonrocksmyworld
I had an interesting day. I had to give my little cousin w/ the chicken pox two oatmeal and powdered milk baths today because he was so itchy.

Benadryl histamine blocking gel is the greatest ointment ever. Actually, I just like using the word "ointment."

Originally posted by carolinab

--I'm actually becoming more ok with the idea of Gazza in a DC United uniform. I mean, why not? I've thrown up my hands in disgust too many times this season apparently...

Look, at least it'll make for some interesting reading.

Originally posted by LizAFC
-I'm torn as to whether or not I should buy the new Arsenal kit. It's fugly, with a fugly new crest to boot, but it's Arsenal. Ahh, what should I do? :confused:

Wait two years, see what they come up with. And yell at Rick to come up with some ArseAm t-shirts already.

Originally posted by Courtney

You seriously have the cutest kids ever! Hope I didn't corrupt the poor girl too much ;)

"She goes to JMU, and I know what kind of place that is!"
"But Daddy, YOU went to JMU."
"I know."

8 years from now she'll be the Courtney/Sam type of her generation. Except she got a much earlier start, good work!

This post is guaranteed to make a nervous father join the NRA.

Originally posted by odg78

--I baked an apple pie today. It was good. I'm like Betty Crocker with balls and a fade

This is the most disturbing post ever.

[TheSlipperyOne]

Originally posted by sgnerdboy

+ You know, looking at that picture of all the RTers at the All-Star game, my first thought was that everyone was so young. I don't know, I thought some people would be in their mid-twenties or something.

Well I'm in my mid-20s.

Originally posted by sgnerdboy

+ Ugh. Maisonneuve. Couldn't you at least have put one away?


Yeah, that was terrible. He would have had a hat trick thanks to Donovan if he had any scoring ability.

[FulhamRev]

There's a pretty funny article at www.bondweek.com. I won't post the direct link, because it mentions all of my bosses by name.

[Ian Lozada]

Originally posted by FulhamRev
There's a pretty funny article at www.bondweek.com. I won't post the direct link, because it mentions all of my bosses by name.

Does this have anything to do with Vegas and the B of A?

[FulhamRev]

I'm not talking :)

[JAnderson14]

Originally posted by C-towner
I had an idea a few weeks ago. It consisted of buying one of those plastic kiddie pools and filling it with Gold Bond.
Wow.

Originally posted by GoDC
Thanks. She had fun talking to you guys, thought you were both very cool!!! She slept with Timmy's gloves under her pillow.
Just as long as she knows to hate him once he puts his metro************er jersey back on.

Originally posted by Topo
Chik Fil A uses real unprocessed chicken in their nuggets. They have waffle fries cut from potatoes instead of pressed from "processed potato product." The batter on the fried chicken bits is awesome too (although the nuggest are slightly smaller than McDonald's and others' processed types of nuggets).
The batter is great. I like getting the little all-batter pieces, even though I know they are slowly destroying my arteries.

Originally posted by NorthGoalGang
So I sat on his back patio stewing for 3 hours until he got home. I then went to sleep the rest of the afternoon.
That sucks. I've had that happen before...my parents were at a friend's in Crofton, but it was still about a 4 mile walk in July.

- Need some help from you young-uns. I'm starting to play soccer in the fall, so I figure that I better get ready and in-shape now. Of course, I'm out-of-shape in a big way. Any tips on how to get in reasonable shape this month? I hate just running, so if anyone has any drills or anything, that would be cool.
The best thing I've seen to get running in without just flat out running is to play. I know that it might not be too easy to find people to play pickup with you, but if you can there's nothing better.

Speaking of which, I have to start running.

Originally posted by Topo
I don't think I'll pay until they make it so that nobody can tell that I paid and they get rid of that bitch-ass 60 second rule for the chumps who have paid.
When I do pay, I'm going to specifically ask for that to be removed from my posts.

Originally posted by Topo
It's tough to win in my inbox. The winning subject usually has at least 4-5 emails, but I seem to be getting about 30-40 spams each morning in my inbox these days.
Wow. I only get about 4.

Originally posted by Topo
I generally call myself Harvey.

I will post the pictures when I stop being lazy.
Harvey it is then.

Originally posted by Topo
Oh yeah...get better Lex and Courtney and Liz's mom and Chrissi and Chrissi's grandparents and everybody else I may have forgotten (and Moose's nuts).
Indeed.

That freaky looking Metrostar jersey wearing woman that backed up Paulina Rubio was on Saturday Night Live later than night backing up pink. There can't be two people that look like that. Fear the hair.
Damn mannish Pink.

Originally posted by Own Goal Hat-Trick
i need a matress. anyone (in the DC area) have a cheap matress?
I might be able to hook you up Chris. I know we had an extra one before...

Originally posted by FulhamRev
You know that you're bombed when you're 24 and you still think flicking off a tv camera is actually funny (yep, I was THAT guy).
Solid.

Originally posted by caddisfly
According to some of the other posts it looks like you still enjoy your little "visits" with stadium security personnel. Here's a little gem from the USA vs. Poland match when they told us that we might be asked to leave the stadium. *sigh* good times. Good times.
Excellent.

Originally posted by NorthGoalGang
UConn has a Surplus Store sale every other month. Usually, it's old computers and stuff. So I went down with my Dad to see what bargains were to be had, and they had boxes upon boxes of UConn Men's Soccer jerseys! The motherload! $5 each! I bought 2 short sleeve keeper shirts, one long sleeve keeper, 2 home whites and 1 road blue. I should have bought track suits too, but I didn't bring enough bread.
Score.

Maryland would never do that.

Originally posted by carolinab
I can't believe we spent like 15 minutes on that!!! Fun pictures, fun times.
I'm prepared to be embarrassed. Maybe I do have a tiny bit of shame.

I'm all about contributing to the delinquency of a minor!! That's payment enough!!
:D

Thanks again.

--Thanks for the text message, by the way. For some reason I couldn't send one back for a while on Saturday during the game.
I only sent it for the comic value of getting a message from someone within arm's reach. I should have thrown a "totally" in there.

When we're not having lingerie pillow fights. Just keep telling yourselves that, and maybe it'll be true.
My friend Aaron has gotten into long, drunken arguments on this topic. He's also convinced that all girls have sex with another girl at least once, because it happens in porn.

Favorite product ever, but only because of the name.
It helps that it's actually really good. I would get it regardless of taste.

AND I'M WEARING ORANGE PANTS!!!!!
Moose...be like Caroline. Wear the pants.

Originally posted by JeffGMc
He's a guy, right? We don't notice it when you people (women) think you look like crap, we just think something is different ("Is it your hair?") He was checking you out.
This is very true. Remember girls: if we're looking at you, it's because we like what we see.

Anytime you can suspend solid particles in the air it becomes explosive: see corn silos explosing in the Midwest. Since creamer is so light and yet so dense, it works incredibly well hanging in the air.
So Jeff...how long have you been a terrorist?

- Ronaldinho works in my neightborhood McDonald's. He wears a nametag that says "Carlos," but I know it's all a sham: Same lankiness, same curly hair and same goofy grin. I know the truth.
Sounds like Tupac at Cluck U.

Channel 5: Major League Soccer (4.20am) "Cobi Jones is our favorite male soccer player!!! He plays in MLS for the Galaxy!!! Cobi is 5'7, very quick and fast!!! Not to mention his awesome dreads!! He usually plays right wing, or halfback. He is an ecseptional [sic] striker and playmaker!!!"
Not to mention his 4 inches of notquitemanhood.

Originally posted by Topo
--I hope Courtney and Lex are OK! The curse of JAnderson14tankhamen strikes again. If we would stop bothering his mummy, we might be better off.
I wonder if I found the old BMW and destroyed it, if that would stop this dread curse.

--I will post pictures of the zaniness and wackiness that was going on Saturday. Hopefully, tonight or tomorrow.
Solid.

Originally posted by FulhamRev
Driving in heat can be quite dangerous. It's hard to steer when you're humping your stick shift.
Exactly.

Good times, indeed. I swear, I must have a sign on my head that says jackass (maybe it was the visor, HA!), because security is always giving me crap (Carolina Panthers games are the worst).
You might have been covered in the first half by my "No Trouble" aura.

Even in the morning?
Especially in the morning.

Anyone seen Real Sports on HBO recently? There was a story about hazing in high school football. Now, I do feel kinda bad for the kid that got hazed, but nothing beat the following exchange:
Mom: And about 15 kids surrounded him [sniff, sniff] and they pinned him down [sniff] and then they tea bagged him.
Mary Carillo (I think she was the reporter...some butch looking ex-athlete): What, exactly is a tea bag?
Mom: [full tears] they rubbed their exposed genetallia on his face

Which is bullcrap. It ain't a teabag unless the nuts go into the mouth. The rubbing of genitalia on face is what's refered to as a "jellyfish." You'd think they'd have researchers on that show!
Hilarious.

A friend of mine at MD dreamed up some sort of "flying teabag" attack. It was inspired by how Troy was charged at dick-first by my friend McCarthy.

Originally posted by NorthGoalGang
I used to get picked on by athletes while growing up. They usually called me gay. It's kind of funny all the gay things athletes do to each other while hazing. For a "gay" guy, I never engaged in teabagging, jellyfishing, sharking, shrimping, felching or shaving another man's hairy areas. Just an observation.
Indeed.

I think the worst thing we ever did was just general name calling. One kid had a unibrow, so his nickname for the entire year became "Unibrow".

St. Mary's Soccer: Uncreative and Mean

Originally posted by fireluv
I like the History Channel
I checked out what was on at the time Priscillicious posted that, and it turned out to be a biography of Britney Spears.

Originally posted by TexanSoccer06
-Speaking of mother ************ers, ************ you UNT Mens soccer for disbanding for now. Who the ************ am I gonna play for? I guess I'll concentrate on getting my coaching licenses now
That sucks, Moose.

Originally posted by Ian Lozada
Benadryl histamine blocking gel is the greatest ointment ever. Actually, I just like using the word "ointment."
It is a great word.

Good to see you back.

Originally posted by FulhamRev
There's a pretty funny article at www.bondweek.com. I won't post the direct link, because it mentions all of my bosses by name.
That link won't work.

-Today has been odd. I woke up, felt like ************, took a shower, and then just laid in bed for 2 hours doing nothing. I wasn't asleep...I just didn't do much aside from think. No serious thinking, either. After that, I dozed off for an hour and had a ************ing strange dream. Let's see what I can remember...

I got a letter from school telling me that I needed proof that I was good at Spanish to major in it later. So, I had to go to Crofton Middle School that night to take a test. I got there, took the test, and went to turn it in. The teacher said that turning it in was the second part of the test. The school basically became a huge obstacle course, before I finally turned the damn thing in. Then, I went outside to find Sarah Silverman stealing my car. I ran after her, but she drove off in her car, which was much nicer than mine.

After that, a flying ghost version of Jason Vorhees, with claws like Vega from Street Fighter 2, started flying around and killing everyone. People turned to me to save the town, and all I could think of was to throw rocks at him. It somehow worked. The dream promptly ended.

-After that I had another dream where I was in Fresno with Cindy, but we were both confused about something that had happened in front of us. That's all I can really remember from it though.
-We're having Chinese for dinner tonight.
-I don't have to work tomorrow for some reason. When I asked what happened, my mom went on about something unrelated to me and never answered my question. Oh well...that means I can do my second paper tomorrow instead of tonight.
-Wendy Rieger on News 4 is really struggling right now. She's screwed up 3 sentences in the past minute and a half.
-There's a storm coming, and I should turn off the computer. Instead, I'm going to try to burn the Freestyle Fellowship cd I have on here.

[Freestyle2000]

Originally posted by JAnderson14

I got a letter from school telling me that I needed proof that I was good at Spanish to major in it later. So, I had to go to Crofton Middle School that night to take a test. I got there, took the test, and went to turn it in. The teacher said that turning it in was the second part of the test. The school basically became a huge obstacle course, before I finally turned the damn thing in. Then, I went outside to find Sarah Silverman stealing my car. I ran after her, but she drove off in her car, which was much nicer than mine.

After that, a flying ghost version of Jason Vorhees, with claws like Vega from Street Fighter 2, started flying around and killing everyone. People turned to me to save the town, and all I could think of was to throw rocks at him. It somehow worked. The dream promptly ended.


Remember, don't drop acid and then go straight to sleep. And always know your dealer.

- I had jury duty today. Only got to panel once, no voir dire questions, out by 1:30. Hell yeah.

- Had a callback audition in Bel Air, Md. yesterday for a zombie flick. Didn't do well, but I blame the woman I read with - she kept cutting off all my lines. Damnit.

- Audition tonight for another local play. But I don't wanna go out in the rain. Also supposed to go to NJ tomorrow for an extra shoot, but did not hear back from the agency, so I guess shooting is postponed. They did this to me last week, too. Argh.

- But, if I don't go to NJ tomorrow, it means I go to kickboxing class with cute instructor woman.

RS

[JeffGMc]

Originally posted by JAnderson14
So Jeff...how long have you been a terrorist?


That link won't work.

Officially, not very long. I went through all the classes a few months back and just now got my diploma.

Try removing the . at the end
www.bondweek.com

[JAnderson14]

Originally posted by Freestyle2000
Remember, don't drop acid and then go straight to sleep. And always know your dealer.
I figure my parents spiked my shampoo with it.

- I had jury duty today. Only got to panel once, no voir dire questions, out by 1:30. Hell yeah.
I've actually wanted to do that.

- Had a callback audition in Bel Air, Md. yesterday for a zombie flick. Didn't do well, but I blame the woman I read with - she kept cutting off all my lines. Damnit.
Maybe she was a damn dirty zombie.

- But, if I don't go to NJ tomorrow, it means I go to kickboxing class with cute instructor woman.
There's the added benefit of not going to Jersey.

Originally posted by JeffGMc
Officially, not very long. I went through all the classes a few months back and just now got my diploma.
And Jolley still lives?!

[JeffGMc]

Originally posted by JAnderson14
And Jolley still lives?!
We are scheming. Do not rush us.

[sgnerdboy]

Originally posted by FulhamRev
Anyone seen Real Sports on HBO recently? There was a story about hazing in high school football. Now, I do feel kinda bad for the kid that got hazed, but nothing beat the following exchange:
Mom: And about 15 kids surrounded him [sniff, sniff] and they pinned him down [sniff] and then they tea bagged him.
Mary Carillo (I think she was the reporter...some butch looking ex-athlete): What, exactly is a tea bag?
Mom: [full tears] they rubbed their exposed genetallia on his face

Which is bullcrap. It ain't a teabag unless the nuts go into the mouth. The rubbing of genitalia on face is what's refered to as a "jellyfish." You'd think they'd have researchers on that show!

This is the gayest thing ever. This is what pisses me off about us guys. If you're going to do something like that, why lie to yourself and say that you're "hazing" someone.

+ I wonder if that has been a plot in a gay porn film.

+ Those Morningstar Farms "chicken" nuggets are really damn good. I can't believe it's not chicken!

+ CDs arrived in the mail today. Also, the magazine store had the new FourFourTwo and new BBC Good Food. The When Saturday Comes was rather funny, but I just read it in the store so I didn't have to shell out $8 for it. There's a great cartoon strip about Roy Keane and Zlatko Zahovic in it.

+ Curry! So now I smell. Bad.

+ Indeed all the RTers look so youthful. It's true. Perhaps this is actually the fountain of youth.

kevin
+ http://tullamarine.org

[Dignan23]

Originally posted by JAnderson14

Plus, neither of us has much money right now (otherwise, we'd be buying plane tickets), so I wouldn't be able to get back.



Nothing wrong with not being able to get back. :D

Well, I'm sorry that we can't do this. I'm addicted to road trips, and it's been about 18 months since the last time I drove across country. And, of course, I was really looking forward to seeing you and Cindy finally meet each other, and then driving off to Portland immediately and leave the two of you alone to Get Busy.

Ah well. I may very well be back in the DC area sometime within the next 2-3 months, so maybe we can do it then. If I don't get a serious road trip soon, I'm gonna explode.

[JeffGMc]

Originally posted by sgnerdboy
This is the gayest thing ever. This is what pisses me off about us guys. If you're going to do something like that, why lie to yourself and say that you're "hazing" someone.

+ I wonder if that has been a plot in a gay porn film.

I didn't have time for a full Google search, but I did turn up this little, ahem, nugget: :eek:

* Butt Munch - Chi Chi LaRue brings us a video true to it's title. Loads of salad tossing, sausage swallowing and tea bag twisting. Star- ring Mitchell Stevens, Daryl Brock, Bryan Willams, Brent Cross, Mark O'Neil, Peter Horne, Brett Ford & Lex Kyler.
http://www.game-port.com/alwds.htm

[Dignan23]

Originally posted by odg78


I'm like Betty Crocker with balls and a fade


Brilliant.