Random Thoughts

[Topo]

Originally posted by JAnderson14
-The tailgate was megasolid. There are many pictures of jackassery. I explained my actions simply: "I have no shame."
-I think the best one I was in involved Jeff and homoeroticism. Hopefully whoever took it (I can't remember) will post it.
-I would post the few I took, but boomspeed is being a dick and won't let me in.
-Topo has some great pictures too...including a CMM picture of a certain someone.
-Caroline, in case you didn't know, is a mighty, mighty badass. She gave me 10 Rolling Rocks and refused payment. I will have to scheme a way to pay her back. Sachin threatened to kick my ass if they skunk, so I guess I have some drinking to do.
-I guess some story telling is in order...

I generally call myself Harvey.

I will post the pictures when I stop being lazy.

[Topo]

Originally posted by TexanSoccer06
:mad:. Paulino Rubio sucked a fat one.
It certainly wasn't the first time...and it won't be the last.

[Topo]

Originally posted by BarbDett



s'okay, I guess.


:)
If you keep switching your name on bigsoccer, how do you expect him to remember? :)

[Topo]

Originally posted by Courtney

Anyone with pictures give me a link. Especially if you're Topo with the *quote* portfolio *unquote* pictures.

I'm working on getting your "portfolio" as well as other pictures posted as soon as possible.

It's a rough job being a high-profile fashion photographer working with all of these "models."

The offer still stands if any of you ladies want to come to my "studio" for a "modelling session." I promise to provide the Courvoisier.

[Topo]

Oh yeah...get better Lex and Courtney and Liz's mom and Chrissi and Chrissi's grandparents and everybody else I may have forgotten (and Moose's nuts).

That freaky looking Metrostar jersey wearing woman that backed up Paulina Rubio was on Saturday Night Live later than night backing up pink. There can't be two people that look like that. Fear the hair.

[Own Goal Hat-Trick]

i need a matress. anyone (in the DC area) have a cheap matress?

[FulhamRev]

Whoa...fun weekend! Just read the All-Star drama. I've said it before, but I'll say it again: Alexa, hope you're doing ok! Courtney, glad that it was nothing serious...so did you guys ever find a bathroom ;) ?

Like we need any more evidence that this thread is cursed....

Had a BLAST at the All-Star game and meeting up with you guys. Probably too much of a blast...that rain delay gave me way too much time to do some extra drinking. You know that you're bombed when you're 24 and you still think flicking off a tv camera is actually funny (yep, I was THAT guy).

Busy as hell this morning, but hopefully I'll be able to catch up this afternoon.

That being said, I think that if you post in RT, that you should automatically be issued one of these:

http://www.cpsc.gov/cpscpub/prerel/prhtml98/98062f.jpg

[caddisfly]

Originally posted by FulhamRev

Had a BLAST at the All-Star game and meeting up with you guys. Probably too much of a blast...that rain delay gave me way too much time to do some extra drinking. You know that you're bombed when you're 24 and you still think flicking off a tv camera is actually funny (yep, I was THAT guy). It's good to know that you haven't slowed down since Korea. Sounds just like the Nordy I remember. Now where are the pictures of you posing with a group of hotties?

According to some of the other posts it looks like you still enjoy your little "visits" with stadium security personnel. Here's a little gem from the USA vs. Poland match when they told us that we might be asked to leave the stadium. *sigh* good times. Good times.

http://homepage.mac.com/caddisfly/.Pictures/Korea/iiiii.jpg

[NorthGoalGang]

UConn has a Surplus Store sale every other month. Usually, it's old computers and stuff. So I went down with my Dad to see what bargains were to be had, and they had boxes upon boxes of UConn Men's Soccer jerseys! The motherload! $5 each! I bought 2 short sleeve keeper shirts, one long sleeve keeper, 2 home whites and 1 road blue. I should have bought track suits too, but I didn't bring enough bread.

[carolinab]

--LRMW: Hope everything is going well with you! Use the power of orange!

Originally posted by JAnderson14
-The tailgate was megasolid. There are many pictures of jackassery. I explained my actions simply: "I have no shame."

I can't believe we spent like 15 minutes on that!!! Fun pictures, fun times.

Originally posted by JAnderson14
-I think the best one I was in involved Jeff and homoeroticism. Hopefully whoever took it (I can't remember) will post it.
-I would post the few I took, but boomspeed is being a dick and won't let me in.
-Topo has some great pictures too...including a CMM picture of a certain someone.

Indeed. I have yet to finish my roll of film, but I will try to end it tonight and take it in tomorrow for developing.

Originally posted by JAnderson14
-Caroline, in case you didn't know, is a mighty, mighty badass. She gave me 10 Rolling Rocks and refused payment. I will have to scheme a way to pay her back. Sachin threatened to kick my ass if they skunk, so I guess I have some drinking to do.

I'm all about contributing to the delinquency of a minor!! That's payment enough!!

--Thanks for the text message, by the way. For some reason I couldn't send one back for a while on Saturday during the game.


Originally posted by JAnderson14
-Do girls stand around topless, like in Road Trip? I'd say yes, yes they do.

When we're not having lingerie pillow fights. Just keep telling yourselves that, and maybe it'll be true.

Originally posted by JAnderson14

-Despite the name, Pirate's Booty from Trader Joe's is really good. They make a caramel kind now.
-No, it's not the actual asses of pirates. It's just puffed rice with white cheddar on it.

Favorite product ever, but only because of the name.

Originally posted by JAnderson14
-http://www.boomspeed.com/anderchin/RT_crew.jpg
From right to left: me, Kris, Courtney, Harvey, Alexa, Caroline, BL, and Jeff.

AND I'M WEARING ORANGE PANTS!!!!!

Originally posted by JeffGMc
Caroline is indeed a badass. If none of you have actually met her in real life, you are missing out. Ask for the Capitol tour by Todd, you will not regret it.
And yes, I happened to look upon the top of the trash and find said flyer. Since Courtney is a porn star, she signed one for me.

Well, ask for Ted, actually...It was great meeting you Jeff. You rock! Now you have both el Senator AND Courtney's autograph. Could life get better? I think the answer to that is...no.

Originally posted by JeffGMc
I would like to say that All Star games rock with you people. I would go to another. It was very cool to finally know that you are all awesome in actuality and not just some kind of clever-behind-a-computer asshuffer. Special shout outs to Kris and his clever talks to Security.

Indeed! A really good time was had by all. I think.

Originally posted by JeffGMc
You can't really see it, but I'm drinking purple ketchup.

This is true.

Originally posted by JeffGMc
- Returned the car this AM. HAve to get my film developed. Don't think the actual game shots turned out, since I was using 100 ASA and it wasn't as sunny as I was told it was supposed to be.

I blame Jolley. That bastard!

Originally posted by JeffGMc
- But the one with me and goddamn Eddie Pope should turn out well.

Such a worthy selection for a mancrush.

Originally posted by JeffGMc
- Tired as all hell, games in the rain wear one down when one is screaming about Damned Dirty Ruiz and Petke being a bitch.

It's exhausting to be so emphatically and loudly right, isn't it?

Originally posted by JAnderson14
You were pinching my cheeks after Sachin said I was "just so cute". It looked more like you wanted to kiss me.

Tee hee hee!

Originally posted by JAnderson14
Agreed. It was nice to see that the interaction was really similar to how it is here.

Word.

Originally posted by JAnderson14
Definitely. After Cindy went to bed, I laid on the couch for what was going to be 10 minutes till some movie ended. It ended up being an hour of sleep.


I totally crashed.

Originally posted by sgnerdboy
+ You know, looking at that picture of all the RTers at the All-Star game, my first thought was that everyone was so young. I don't know, I thought some people would be in their mid-twenties or something.

Uh, maybe this is just my way of making everyone feel young.

You young whippersnappers are all so sweet!

Originally posted by FulhamRev
Had a BLAST at the All-Star game and meeting up with you guys. Probably too much of a blast...that rain delay gave me way too much time to do some extra drinking. You know that you're bombed when you're 24 and you still think flicking off a tv camera is actually funny (yep, I was THAT guy).

But that's the Kris we know and love! :D

Originally posted by FulhamRev
That being said, I think that if you post in RT, that you should automatically be issued one of these:
(crash helmet)

No ************.

[JeffGMc]

Originally posted by sgnerdboy
+ You know, looking at that picture of all the RTers at the All-Star game, my first thought was that everyone was so young. I don't know, I thought some people would be in their mid-twenties or something.

I'm 28, so do I count as mid-twenties? I'm trying to feel younger.
Originally posted by TexanSoccer06
-Jeff, Whenever you post the MLS fantasy results, tell me how many points I have

No results this week, All Star Break. But I can tell you this:
Team Pts Gls PK Ast Own + /- Nap Y /R CH CS SO W /T /L
8 Red Devils 159 22 1 29 0 216 171 147 15 2 73 7 19 6 3 11

So, 159 points.
Originally posted by Landonrocksmyworld
It's so weird, today in church, my crush was sitting there looking at me. I wonder if I had a booger in my nose or something, because I looked like crap, so he couldn't have been checking me out.
He's a guy, right? We don't notice it when you people (women) think you look like crap, we just think something is different ("Is it your hair?") He was checking you out.
Originally posted by odg78
--Did you know that powdered non-dairy creamer is highly explosive?
Anytime you can suspend solid particles in the air it becomes explosive: see corn silos explosing in the Midwest. Since creamer is so light and yet so dense, it works incredibly well hanging in the air.
Originally posted by FulhamRev
That being said, I think that if you post in RT, that you should automatically be issued one of these:

A small helmeted child with giant hands that don't look right?

- Court, you and Alexia stay out of them car wrecks.
- Kris, you keep drinking, it's alright, we still respect you.
- Chrissi, you keep macking on that boy, he'll come around.- Ronaldinho works in my neightborhood McDonald's. He wears a nametag that says "Carlos," but I know it's all a sham: Same lankiness, same curly hair and same goofy grin. I know the truth.
- Did anyone read The Fiver last week? This was a nugget of beauty:
TONIGHT'S TV & RADIO
Sky Sports 1: World Football Show (10.30pm) Highlights from unofficial footballer pages from the internet No 1: Cobi Jones.

Channel 5: Major League Soccer (4.20am) "Cobi Jones is our favorite male soccer player!!! He plays in MLS for the Galaxy!!! Cobi is 5'7, very quick and fast!!! Not to mention his awesome dreads!! He usually plays right wing, or halfback. He is an ecseptional [sic] striker and playmaker!!!"

[LizAFC]

-Glad you all had a fun time at the All-Star game! Wish I coulda been there...
-Caroline, wear the plants!!
-My neck is very angry with me today, I almost feel like crying.
-I got my hair cut on Saturday but the lady ************ed it up, so I'm going back today to get it fixed.
-Beep beep.

[JeffGMc]

Originally posted by carolinab
Well, ask for Ted, actually...It was great meeting you Jeff. You rock! Now you have both el Senator AND Courtney's autograph. Could life get better? I think the answer to that is...no.

Ted, Todd, whatever. Ask for the guy playing Quake, he'll treat you right. Also, check out the totem pole outside, ninja!

[JeffGMc]

Originally posted by LizAFC
-Caroline, wear the plants!!

Actually, her orange pants have plant-y things on them, so you can do both!

[Topo]

--The orange pants were exquisite.

--If only Moose had enough sense to wear his orange pants he could almost dream of looking as good as carolinab.

--I hope Courtney and Lex are OK! The curse of JAnderson14tankhamen strikes again. If we would stop bothering his mummy, we might be better off.

--I will post pictures of the zaniness and wackiness that was going on Saturday. Hopefully, tonight or tomorrow.

--DaMarcus Beasley signed Lex's horn. Oh yeah. Now the darn thing is a "collectible." We discussed how to paint it sparkly without obscuring the autograph of Run DMB.

--Courtney and Lex and me and Marian drove around in Senor Truck listening to a CD of booty music supplied by none other than Sam (aka RevGrlSka96 or something like that). Oh yeah.

[GoDC]

After the game we found aplastic bag in the tailgate area with the following items

1. Roll of film
2. Emerald City Gazette
3. Guide to Washington DC
4. Wahlgreen's Sunscreen


If they belong to anyone in here, let me know and I will get them to you.

[JeffGMc]

Originally posted by GoDC
After the game we found aplastic bag in the tailgate area with the following items

1. Roll of film
2. Emerald City Gazette
3. Guide to Washington DC
4. Wahlgreen's Sunscreen


If they belong to anyone in here, let me know and I will get them to you.
I'll take the Guide to DC if nobody else wants it.

Wait, has the film been exposed already?

[JeffGMc]

Originally posted by caddisfly
http://homepage.mac.com/caddisfly/.Pictures/Korea/iiiii.jpg
Photoshop on a blue visor and it's Saturday all over again! :D

[FulhamRev]

Originally posted by sgnerdboy
+ You know, looking at that picture of all the RTers at the All-Star game, my first thought was that everyone was so young. I don't know, I thought some people would be in their mid-twenties or something.


Mid 20's for me! And I've got the gray hair to prove it...
Originally posted by JAnderson14
I'm talking to her now, and she actually read your post before me. She was actually more concerned with us driving in the heat than anything else.
Driving in heat can be quite dangerous. It's hard to steer when you're humping your stick shift.

Originally posted by Landonrocksmyworld
It's so weird, today in church, my crush was sitting there looking at me. I wonder if I had a booger in my nose or something, because I looked like crap, so he couldn't have been checking me out.
We're simple creatures...If you catch us looking, we're checking out.

The hospital was finally smart enough to put both of my sick grandparents in the same hospital room. My grandma has phnumonia (sp?) after a triple bypass surgery, and my grandpa has some infection of dead tissues on his foot that smell like rotten meat.
I had a roommate in college that smelled like rotten meat. Hopefully your grandma gets along better with her roommate than I did with mine ;).

In all seiousness, hope they both get better soon. Pnemonia is no joke.

I'm wearing the ORANGE PANTIES TOMORROW!
Chrissi
Pictures dammit!
Originally posted by odg78

--I've got some new socks today. I enjoy the feel of fresh cotton on my feet

New socks rule. I'd wear new socks every day, given the opportunity.
Seriously, if I ever get rich I will never wear a pair of socks more than once. It's gonna be my one rich guy eccentricity.
I'm like Betty Crocker with balls and a fade

Exactly. You're Betty ************er....or something like that.
Originally posted by NorthGoalGang
- Need some help from you young-uns. I'm starting to play soccer in the fall, so I figure that I better get ready and in-shape now. Of course, I'm out-of-shape in a big way. Any tips on how to get in reasonable shape this month? I hate just running, so if anyone has any drills or anything, that would be cool.
Where does your fiance work? I'd suggest doing Brazilians around her work parking lot.
Originally posted by Topo

I will post the pictures when I stop being lazy.
Stop being lazy, dammit!
Originally posted by caddisfly
It's good to know that you haven't slowed down since Korea. Sounds just like the Nordy I remember. Now where are the pictures of you posing with a group of hotties?
Just check out Caroline's post right below yours! That's me with a bunch of hotties...

According to some of the other posts it looks like you still enjoy your little "visits" with stadium security personnel. Here's a little gem from the USA vs. Poland match when they told us that we might be asked to leave the stadium. *sigh* good times. Good times.

Good times, indeed. I swear, I must have a sign on my head that says jackass (maybe it was the visor, HA!), because security is always giving me crap (Carolina Panthers games are the worst).
Originally posted by carolinab
I totally crashed.
Some might find your word choice here mildly inappropriate...

But that's the Kris we know and love!

AWWWW....And when did I ever give a damn about inappropriate!
Originally posted by JeffGMc
- Kris, you keep drinking, it's alright, we still respect you.

Even in the morning?
Originally posted by Topo
--The orange pants were exquisite.

Indeed

Jeff, did you actually go to the model party after the game? Anyone do anything exciting afterwards? I caught a nap, then once my Pepsi friends got back, we went out in Georgetown. Nothing too exciting though.

Anyone seen Real Sports on HBO recently? There was a story about hazing in high school football. Now, I do feel kinda bad for the kid that got hazed, but nothing beat the following exchange:
Mom: And about 15 kids surrounded him [sniff, sniff] and they pinned him down [sniff] and then they tea bagged him.
Mary Carillo (I think she was the reporter...some butch looking ex-athlete): What, exactly is a tea bag?
Mom: [full tears] they rubbed their exposed genetallia on his face

Which is bullcrap. It ain't a teabag unless the nuts go into the mouth. The rubbing of genitalia on face is what's refered to as a "jellyfish." You'd think they'd have researchers on that show!

[JeffGMc]

Originally posted by FulhamRev
Just check out Caroline's post right below yours! That's me with a bunch of hotties...

Even in the morning?

Jeff, did you actually go to the model party after the game? Anyone do anything exciting afterwards? I caught a nap, then once my Pepsi friends got back, we went out in Georgetown. Nothing too exciting though.

Mom: And about 15 kids surrounded him [sniff, sniff] and they pinned him down [sniff] and then they tea bagged him.
Mary Carillo (I think she was the reporter...some butch looking ex-athlete): What, exactly is a tea bag?
Mom: [full tears] they rubbed their exposed genetallia on his face

Me, a hottie? Oh, you silly!

Especially in the morning. Just get your hand away from those two pillows.

No model party for me, I drove home and good thing I did. I still had to take a nap on the way, I was burned out.

Tea bag: Worth a repost every time.