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[TexanSoccer06]

Originally posted by LizAFC
Little excited there, Moose? I loves my Jimmy. I'll be going to the show by myself if I must.

[LizAFC]

Originally posted by TexanSoccer06
I loves my Jimmy. I'll be going to the show by myself if I must.

Will you wear your orange pants?

Pleeeeease?

[JAnderson14]

Originally posted by TexanSoccer06
I loves my Jimmy.
Brilliant.

-Wear the pants.

[LizAFC]

Originally posted by JAnderson14

Eat, girl!


I would, if I was hungry. I didn't even eat when my bro decided he wanted In-N-Out earlier.

Damn, what's wrong with me?

[JAnderson14]

-Public Enemy is doing "Can't Truss It" on SNL.

[TheSlipperyOne]

Originally posted by LizAFC

-I'm torn as to whether or not I should buy the new Arsenal kit. It's fugly, with a fugly new crest to boot, but it's Arsenal. Ahh, what should I do? :confused:

Those jerseys are too ugly to bare. Don't be the person who buys every new kit. :p Wait, that's Manure fans.

[odg78]

Originally posted by TexanSoccer06
I loves my Jimmy. I'll be going to the show by myself if I must.


I'm glad to see I'm not the only person to find this funny.

[Own Goal Hat-Trick]

hey moose, i didnt tell you about the time i got to go to an underwear party in mesa, hosted, coincidentally, by jim adkins, where his band, whom you may have heard of, did a little show. hehe :)

hart's war is a pretty good movie. reminds me how much i hate racists.

[GoDC]

Oh is Courtney going to be jealous of carolina and Jeff McG. Talk about missed chances. Taylor Twellman and the Capitol Soccer Ball is all I will say.

[TheSlipperyOne]

- "Signs" is a great movie. Has some scares, lots of laughs, makes you think, plus it handles aliens in a pretty cool way. The whole audience loved it and were clapping at the end.

[TexanSoccer06]

Originally posted by Own Goal Hat-Trick
hey moose, i didnt tell you about the time i got to go to an underwear party in mesa, hosted, coincidentally, by jim adkins, where his band, whom you may have heard of, did a little show. hehe :)

Are you serious?

[TexanSoccer06]

I just got an email entitled: "Tight beavers getting pumped!"

[slipknotter]

Originally posted by TexanSoccer06
I just got an email entitled: "Tight beavers getting pumped!"
-Nice...I've only been awarded with a steady stream of penis enlargement ads and "amateurs".
-How are things on this fine thread?
-Hopefully, I'll have my internet back by mid-month, I already took care of cable and it has been absolutely amazing to veg out just about all day today watching all sorts of crap.
-Bills can suck my dick and like it.

[Own Goal Hat-Trick]

Originally posted by TexanSoccer06
Are you serious?

well, it helped that i knew a few people that went to jims high school, and who were good friends of mine...

[TexanSoccer06]

-I watched Fight Club. I was pretty damn dissapointed.

[Landonrocksmyworld]

Originally posted by sgnerdboy

I just woke up and now I want to throw up.


Sometimes nasal drip or mucous drips down to the stomach. The stomach lining is raw when you sleep because there is no food in it. This nasal drip irratates the stomach, which leads to nausea. Is this a good explaination for you?

Originally posted by JAnderson14

They're just short shorts.


I think it's the fact that they're hidden beneath a guy's pants, and all of the variety that makes boxers totally sexy.

Originally posted by VanillaBean
-Annoying: the guy across the street and his girlfriend have a baby girl that's about 3 months old. Whenever she throws a fit (which is like every 10 minutes..she's throwing a MEAN fit as of this very moment), they hand her over to the guy's mom to calm her down. You would think they'd handle the responsibility of shutting the kid up themselves since they screwed around and made her, right?

-They're on welfare too. And the guy doesn't work. So basically his mom has to look after them and their kid. The woman just doesn't know when to say 'you're on your own, suckas.'



Dammit, people like that just shouldn't spawn children. Not the welfare part, because I know sometimes people can't help it, but the irresponsibility part. They should know what to do when a baby throws a fit. I've haven't been babysitting for a long time, and even I know how to hush an irrate baby.

Originally posted by TexanSoccer06
I loves my Jimmy. I'll be going to the show by myself if I must.

If you don't wear the orange pants, will you please wear a pair of orange boxers???

Originally posted by Own Goal Hat-Trick
hey moose, i didnt tell you about the time i got to go to an underwear party in mesa, hosted, coincidentally, by jim adkins, where his band, whom you may have heard of, did a little show. hehe :)


Underwear party? LOL that's so cool!

Originally posted by TexanSoccer06
I just got an email entitled: "Tight beavers getting pumped!"

My most common porno junk mail titles go something like this:

"Farm chicks rolling in the hay"
"No men allowed, but you can watch!"
"Cum all over me"
"I like to swallow"

The All Star game was okay I guess. I was dissapointed with the weather, I was having a cow earlier today.

I feel icky today. I forgot to take my hormone pills and I've been having hot flashes headaches all day. My body still hasn't gotten used to the pills. I'm 16 (17 on Aug. 21) and I'm menopausing. Sheesh. My chemotherapy from my last stem cell transplant killed my ovaries, thus, I'm menopausing.

I have a crush. He's got a sweet smile, and he goes to my church. He's generally a good guy, and he drives well! We have staff camp at the school all this week, and he's driving me there! (My mom has my car, the other one is low on gas) I may let him know that I like him then. We've been very good friends this summer. I mean, he's a really great guy, my family likes him, my little cousins adore him, so I think it'll work I hope it will! The only problem of him picking me up to go to camp is the fact that he'll see me in the morning. I'm not a morning person, and with my luck, he'll be the one waking me up.

Cindy, I'm really sorry about the accident. I hope you and your banged up wrist feel SUPER GOOD really soon.

Both of my grandparents have been admitted to the hosp. I'm not esspecially happy about this.

ORANGE PANTIES!
Chrissi

[minorthreat]

Originally posted by odg78
--My newest for of entertainment has to be reading the MyHouse thread where thepremierleague is telling a bunch of Black Americans just how stupid Black Americans right. All this despite the fact that he can't spell Martin Luther King right. Hammer, splitting maul, double-bit axe, level, hacksaw...

Seriously. I greatly enjoy whenever he appears in my forum, because no matter what he posts it's always extremely wrong and he ends up getting shredded. The Spanish, like Wu-Tang, ain't nothin' to ************ with.

My 'soap opera name' is, amusingly enough, Duncan Highland.

I've been scarce lately because I work at a camp and only get one day off a week. Coincidentally, that camp is the reason I mess with Maryland - Cecil County is a godforsaken hole. Anyway, this camp is of the Scout variety (yeah, I'm an Eagle Scout, get your cheap shots in now), and who did we have in this week but a troop that was new to our camp: Troop 758, Crofton, MD. Straight, in fact, outta Crofton.

[odg78]

Originally posted by C-towner
Hammer, splitting maul, double-bit axe, level, hacksaw...

Seriously. I greatly enjoy whenever he appears in my forum, because no matter what he posts it's always extremely wrong and he ends up getting shredded. The Spanish, like Wu-Tang, ain't nothin' to ************ with.


I've seen him oot and aboot in other forums spouting his nonsense. He's the typical I'm from England so I know everything about football jacknut.

--The best part of the All-Star game was either seeing Dema Kovalenko trying to scythe DMB in half or the errant fireworks shooting across the sodden field
--Etch!!! Now please do that for us
--I enjoyed the loud DC United chant
--Ariel Graziani sucks
--After the all-star game I went to play a little pick-up ball. I'm alone against the goalie and I decide I'm going to imitate Etch's goal. I promptly manage to fall flat on my face
--One of the great things about my town, great fast-food BBQ restaurants
--So I was bored and edited CM so a bunch of Americans would be great. I may have done it too well. A week after the game is started Arsenal has bought the Clint for 14.75 million. He has 4 goals and 2 assists in 3 games from a right midfield spot. I try to buy Convey but DC won't sell him for 30 million in cash. I think the man is involved.
--I love football but I hate preseason football. God it's loathsome.

[alf]

Get at work this morning at 8 am. The load was supposed to be there much ealier. By 10 it still wasnt there and there was jack ************ to do. So me and 2 other co-workers ask if we can leave and come back. And we do. And of course we didn't clock out. So we went to Denny's for breakfast. We come back around 12. I got paid for 2 hours for doing squat.
The load didn't come there until 1. I stayed until 5. So I worked 7 hours today... got paid for 9, one of which is time and a half. Muhahahaha!

[JAnderson14]

Originally posted by Own Goal Hat-Trick
hart's war is a pretty good movie. reminds me how much i hate racists.
You too? Cool.

Originally posted by TheSlipperyOne
- "Signs" is a great movie. Has some scares, lots of laughs, makes you think, plus it handles aliens in a pretty cool way. The whole audience loved it and were clapping at the end.
Solid...I'll have to go see it.

I hate when audiences clap. No one that made the movie is there to hear.

Originally posted by TexanSoccer06
I just got an email entitled: "Tight beavers getting pumped!"
That's what they're making soccer balls out of now.

Originally posted by slipknotter
-Nice...I've only been awarded with a steady stream of penis enlargement ads and "amateurs".
The one I get most is "Titiana" followed by a random series of letters.

-How are things on this fine thread?
They're good I suppose.

-Hopefully, I'll have my internet back by mid-month, I already took care of cable and it has been absolutely amazing to veg out just about all day today watching all sorts of crap.
Well done.

Bills can suck my dick and like it.
Damn right.

Originally posted by Own Goal Hat-Trick
well, it helped that i knew a few people that went to jims high school, and who were good friends of mine...
That's pretty cool. I bet you wore boxers that said "The General" with an arrow pointing to the fly.

Originally posted by TexanSoccer06
-I watched Fight Club. I was pretty damn dissapointed.
:confused:

Originally posted by Landonrocksmyworld
Sometimes nasal drip or mucous drips down to the stomach. The stomach lining is raw when you sleep because there is no food in it. This nasal drip irratates the stomach, which leads to nausea. Is this a good explaination for you?
The nasal drip also explains why I need to cough every morning.

I think it's the fact that they're hidden beneath a guy's pants, and all of the variety that makes boxers totally sexy.
I guess this comes down to the fact that you like guys and I just can't make that jump.

"Farm chicks rolling in the hay"
"No men allowed, but you can watch!"
"Cum all over me"
"I like to swallow"
I'm pretty sure I've gotten all of these. I figure Jolley got my email address and gave it out.

The All Star game was okay I guess. I was dissapointed with the weather, I was having a cow earlier today.

I feel icky today. I forgot to take my hormone pills and I've been having hot flashes headaches all day. My body still hasn't gotten used to the pills. I'm 16 (17 on Aug. 21) and I'm menopausing. Sheesh. My chemotherapy from my last stem cell transplant killed my ovaries, thus, I'm menopausing.
I'm sorry to hear that Chrissi. We're all still pulling for you.

He's generally a good guy, and he drives well!
Isn't it odd what you'll notice about a person you have a crush on?

Both of my grandparents have been admitted to the hosp. I'm not esspecially happy about this.
I hope that goes smoothly.

ORANGE PANTIES!
Chrissi
Solid.

Originally posted by C-towner
I've been scarce lately because I work at a camp and only get one day off a week. Coincidentally, that camp is the reason I mess with Maryland - Cecil County is a godforsaken hole. Anyway, this camp is of the Scout variety (yeah, I'm an Eagle Scout, get your cheap shots in now), and who did we have in this week but a troop that was new to our camp: Troop 758, Crofton, MD. Straight, in fact, outta Crofton.
I think Cecil County's proximity to Jersey and Delaware is to blame for it's crapulence.

If the kid is cool, then he's lived in Crofton for awhile. If he sucks, then he's one of the many people crowding up the damn place. ************ers.

Interestingly, Crofton's per capita earnings are higher than almost anywhere in Maryland. However, this is directly because of the number of Washington Capitals living in Crofton.

Originally posted by odg78
--The best part of the All-Star game was either seeing Dema Kovalenko trying to scythe DMB in half or the errant fireworks shooting across the sodden field
Dema made himself the villian of the game as far as the crowd at RFK was concerned. I was amused. He didn't mean it...actually, I think Dema is overly aggressive for his somewhat low tackling ability. I had the same problem...go in for a tackle, end up clattering the guy. Oh well.

--Etch!!! Now please do that for us
Seriously. Reminds me of the Newcastle match awhile ago...he was mediocre all season, only to just flip out on the Toon. Bobby Robson called him "dynamite" after the game.

--I enjoyed the loud DC United chant
DC United: ************ the rest of the league

--After the all-star game I went to play a little pick-up ball. I'm alone against the goalie and I decide I'm going to imitate Etch's goal. I promptly manage to fall flat on my face
Quality.

Etcheverry did exactly what he should have...he almost seemed amused by how easy it was for him.

--So I was bored and edited CM so a bunch of Americans would be great. I may have done it too well. A week after the game is started Arsenal has bought the Clint for 14.75 million. He has 4 goals and 2 assists in 3 games from a right midfield spot. I try to buy Convey but DC won't sell him for 30 million in cash. I think the man is involved.
Hmm...seems a bit excessive. Are they just all 20's?

Originally posted by alf
And of course we didn't clock out. So we went to Denny's for breakfast. We come back around 12. I got paid for 2 hours for doing squat.
The load didn't come there until 1. I stayed until 5. So I worked 7 hours today... got paid for 9, one of which is time and a half. Muhahahaha!
Well played.

My friend Adam, still drunk from a party the night before, had a friend drive him to work. He punched in, had the friend drive him back home, and slept for 5 hours. He got up, took his time, and finally went to work. He ended up working 1.5 hours of an 8 hour shift. Of course, Adam can get away with anything...I'm firmly convinced he can't be killed.

-The tailgate was megasolid. There are many pictures of jackassery. I explained my actions simply: "I have no shame."
-I think the best one I was in involved Jeff and homoeroticism. Hopefully whoever took it (I can't remember) will post it.
-I would post the few I took, but boomspeed is being a dick and won't let me in.
-Topo has some great pictures too...including a CMM picture of a certain someone.
-Caroline, in case you didn't know, is a mighty, mighty badass. She gave me 10 Rolling Rocks and refused payment. I will have to scheme a way to pay her back. Sachin threatened to kick my ass if they skunk, so I guess I have some drinking to do.
-I guess some story telling is in order...

I got to Lot 8 around 1:30, after doing about 90 the whole time just because. I called AFL to find out where everyone was, but misunderstood him and went to the wrong place carrying 2 bags of chips. I came back to near my car, and who should find me but Kris (FulhamRev). He's also a mighty badass, for giving me a beer straight away...I think his greeting was actually "Hey, you look like you need a beer."

We finally found the BSSM tailgate. I was reminded of my celebrity status by the number of hellos I got. I spent most of my time talking to Caroline, Jeff, Topo (Shouldn't I just call you Harvey?), Courtney, and Alexa. It was pretty damn fun. Jello shots were had. monster told me about throwing kegs out of his frat house, and how some guy just wandered up and tried to steal one of them. Good times.

Once we went inside, Kris came over because his seat wasn't any good. We talked for awhile...basically until the rain delay. We made our way towards La Norte to see what everyone else was up to. We met up with everyone again, which was fun. Jeff (I think) found this flyer for some kind of "All Stars and Top Models" after party. There was a picture of Adriana Lima on one side, and a celebrating Michael Ballack on the other. He seemed more happy about the models than any goal he might have scored.

I watched the rest of the game from my seat after calling Cindy on my cell. Chris Klein was very impressive. After the game I found that I left my windows cracked open, so my seats were entirely soaked. Made for a fun ride home.

-Do girls stand around topless, like in Road Trip? I'd say yes, yes they do.