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[LizAFC]

Is today only Thursday?

[TheSlipperyOne]

Originally posted by LizAFC
Is today only Thursday?

Unfortunately.

[carolinab]

Originally posted by LizAFC
Is today only Thursday?

Thursday is a bad thing?

[JAnderson14]

Originally posted by TexanSoccer06
-I played soccer with our women's team tonight. I got hit so squarely in the junk, that I'm surprised my genitals are attached to my body. It still hurts

-Gential update: still hurting
************...what happened?

-7 days until I'm gonna be crying like a little girl
Are they going to hit you again?

Originally posted by odg78
--Ummm?
--Wow, that got even better when I looked at the URL once I quoted it
Matt (Stogey, not C-towner) put up a thread for that device, but it was taken down soon thereafter. I happened to be quick enough to see it and get that picture.

--Are there any aging English strikers we could sign? What's Gary Lineker doing?
Match of the Day or something along those lines. We should have signed Chris Sutton when everyone thought he was the worst player ever.

-What are the chances that one of DCs defenders scores before a forward does, penalties not counting? I say damn good.
This was the debate in the DC-Chicago chat. Among the questions posed be myself:

What will happen first? A goal by Alavanja, or a DC win?
What will happen first: Alavanja scoring, or Diceson scoring with the Olsen twins? (Diceson won unanimously)
How will we score our next goal: A goal by our own players, or an own goal? (Own goal won easily)

Originally posted by odg78
And that CNFC group? I've seen cleverer.



NTCFC: Witty
In terms of cleverness, they are our bitches.

Originally posted by odg78
Morbo
I've heard a lot of good about that...his articles on Soccernet are always good.

Originally posted by NorthGoalGang
- Isn't it fun arguing with a doctor over what "behavioral" means? Dumb ass wanted to throw me on drugs. I didn't want drugs (I know, it's odd, but I do have to work and move most days). I want 2 weeks off and I want him to prescribe it NOW!!!!! .
Cockpunch!

- Those Bud haiku commercials make me glad I don't drink anymore.
I haven't seen them.
Are they vulgar like they should
Be? Or just bullshit?

Originally posted by NorthGoalGang
Last night, because I was bored, I edited some of the commentary for CM. Now, when a guy scores from long range, the message reads "(player) scores!!! Holy shit!!!!!", not to mention the basic "he couldn't score in a brothel" line.
High quality.

Originally posted by carolinab
--Where is everyone?
We were all busy not being on NTCFC's bitch.

Originally posted by carolinab
Hot. Except when I'm actually in the office, when the air conditioning makes it freezing cold. And then there are the nutjobs. Yesterday I got a phone call from someone in Lousiana, actually, about the computer chips that are being put in brains. It's a violation of human rights, is what it is. Apparently, somehow Morley Safer is in on it, too.

In conclusion: be careful. They could be monitoring you!
So why did he call you guys? I won't even begin to question the nutjob part of it, but should't he call his own guy?

Originally posted by NorthGoalGang
Mary Joe Kopekne.
Brilliant.

My friend Yatto lives very close to Chappaquiddick (sp?).

Originally posted by odg78
1) Steak and Cheese sub at local sub shop
2) Chick Fil A
3) Something tasty from El Cerro Grande
4) Something Chinese
You've already eaten I'm sure, but I'd go with El Cerro Grande.

Originally posted by carolinab
I've never had the Chik....

What is it about this place that inspires devotion?
It's just really ************ing good.

I think they use different oil to fry.

Originally posted by odg78
Juicy chicken goodness, warm, delicious waffle fries and sinfully sweet lemonade
Indeed.

Originally posted by FulhamRev
1) Who's going to the All-Star game?

2) Where are you tailgating?

3) Where are you sitting?
1. Me
2. Lot 8
3. My seat (you know where it is)

Originally posted by carolinab
Lot 8. Sorry I don't know anymore than that! I'll be looking for Go's van. Look for Jason's white Honda or my car iffen I drive it. I bet it's the only one with Alaska plates.....
It's dirty enough to be called grey. Of course, now I have money to wash it...

Originally posted by TheSlipperyOne
I would, but I already have plans.
Naked weeping?

Originally posted by NorthGoalGang
- I sure picked the wrong week to quit huffing gold spray paint.
Better than huffing ass.

My uncle Jimmy, also known as my most worthless uncle, huffed all kinds of things in his parents' basement for a long, long time. You can tell it killed most of his brain off.

- A co-worker's 18 year old daughter died this week. Really sad. My heart goes out to the guy.
That's terrible.

Originally posted by Topo
In the DC area, I only know of ones in the Montgomery Mall food court and one in Laurel near the Target.
All the ones I know are further away. Crofton, Bowie, and Annapolis.

Originally posted by FulhamRev
When I was little (about 8 years old) I was at a game and saw a big pile of All-Star ballots. Well, me and my friend were trying to fill out as many as possible (hey, we were 8). So upon seeing a big pile of ballots on the ground, I dug my hand in there to pick up said ballots. OH, was I surprised to learn (the hard way) that the ballots were placed on the ground to cover up a nice pile of vomit! Now I know who to blame for this traumatic event.....
Awful.

Originally posted by carolinab
Thursday is a bad thing?
It ain't Friday.

-Work was boring. I was copying disks, but had no internet to spend most of my time on. Instead, I was playing that cheesy soccer game again.
-My ankles are all bit up by mosquitos or something.
-I don't want to go to class, but I should.
-If DC hasn't scored before the Aug. 31 match against San Jose, I am planning on a 5th minute pitch invasion. I will score a goal, and break the streak myself. Someone get bail money ready.

[JAnderson14]

-RIP Fiorentina?

http://sports.yahoo.com/m/world/news/reuters/20020801/reu-fiorentina.html

[TexanSoccer06]

Super CM buys: Santino and Clint. Both have been tearing it up for me with Man U. Wait about 3 years to buy Santino, and use him exclusively as a striker. Buy Mathis immediately on the other hand, and he will kick ass as an AM behind 2 strikers, or just playing up top.

[alf]

Originally posted by JAnderson14
[B]
I don't wear boxers.
[B]

And the Anderson name dies with you.

[TheSlipperyOne]

- I am gettin' a hankerin' for some Chick-Fil-A!

[fireluv]

boxers are hella sexy.

I feel so not in the know, and please forgive me for this but what's Chick-Fil-A? :(

Just the word Chick-Fil-A gets me hungry. I have no food. :(

[sgnerdboy]

Man, this thread is really slipping.

We used to have one Chik-Fil-A here in Oregon and it closed about a year ago. Tragic stuff. However, back at my old high school, we used to get Chik-Fil-A delivered to the cafeteria.

Check this out, there's a band called "Dallas Burn":
http://www.indiepages.com/matinee/pix/tastyflyer.gif

kevin
+ http://tullamarine.org

[VanillaBean]

-Back from L.A.

-I bought some clothes. They're hot.

-I feel so dirty for having seen so many Galaxy jerseys in the span of an hour. I should've worn my Fire jersey out there.

-I've never had Chik-Fil-A either. But we have In N Out, so maybe that makes up for the lack of the Chik.

-Shower.

[LizAFC]

Originally posted by VanillaBean

-I've never had Chik-Fil-A either. But we have In N Out, so maybe that makes up for the lack of the Chik.


Same here. In N Out really is the best though, so it's all good.

-My brother came to the hospital earlier today and brought me Cinnabon. I was in heaven for a few minutes.
-My mom gets to go home tomorrow, so that means I do too!
-I got into a conversation with some guy yesterday at Erik's Deli about Arsenal (he noticed my necklace (an Arsenal necklace that I always wear) and brought it up). I thought that was pretty cool.
-Saturday is going to be a nice, relaxing day. I'm hangin' out with my bro's girlfriend; in the morning we're both going to get our hair cut, then we're going to order pizza to eat while we watch the All-Star game, then we'll probably go to the beach or something.

[sgnerdboy]

Originally posted by VanillaBean
I've never had Chik-Fil-A either. But we have In N Out, so maybe that makes up for the lack of the Chik.

In N Out is definitely superior to Chik-Fil-A. However, Chik-Fil-A obviously does chicken and In N Out does hamburgers, so it's sort of hard to compare.

kevin
+ http://tullamarine.org

[JAnderson14]

Originally posted by TexanSoccer06
Super CM buys: Santino and Clint. Both have been tearing it up for me with Man U. Wait about 3 years to buy Santino, and use him exclusively as a striker. Buy Mathis immediately on the other hand, and he will kick ass as an AM behind 2 strikers, or just playing up top.
Mathis does better as a striker, at least at Ajax. Bocanegra will cost you, but he's ************ing brilliant.

Originally posted by alf
And the Anderson name dies with you.
Bah.

It makes so little a difference...like 4 million instead of 5. And I would bet on my 4 million any day of the week. They can run the 100 in under 10 seconds.

Originally posted by fireluv
I feel so not in the know, and please forgive me for this but what's Chick-Fil-A?
It is a magic place that provides poultry goodness to those of us not in the wasteland known as Illinois.

Originally posted by sgnerdboy
Back at my old high school, we used to get Chik-Fil-A delivered to the cafeteria.
A friend of mine that moved to Eugene when we were like 13 mentioned that when he came back. At least, I think it was him.

Check this out, there's a band called "Dallas Burn":
Cool...odd, but cool.

Originally posted by VanillaBean
-I bought some clothes. They're hot.
You can all figure out what I'm motivated to say, so I'll just let it go.

-I feel so dirty for having seen so many Galaxy jerseys in the span of an hour. I should've worn my Fire jersey out there.
************ing Galaxy players.

-I've never had Chik-Fil-A either. But we have In N Out, so maybe that makes up for the lack of the Chik.
Probably. I want some damn In N Out. I also want to laugh to myself at the name.

Originally posted by LizAFC
-My brother came to the hospital earlier today and brought me Cinnabon. I was in heaven for a few minutes.
Cinnabon is great.

Glad your mom is recovering well.

Originally posted by sgnerdboy
In N Out is definitely superior to Chik-Fil-A. However, Chik-Fil-A obviously does chicken and In N Out does hamburgers, so it's sort of hard to compare.

kevin
+ http://tullamarine.org
Interesting.

-The idiot woman in my class...good lord. We were talking about how race is a construct, and she went on about some ************ trying to show that she doesn't fall for it. The only problem was that she only managed to prove that she couldn't differentiate for race any more. She even through in the "anyone that lives here should master the language" ************************. I tried to illustrate that most immigrants aren't coming here with much money, and the only way for them to learn is by listening. Plus, many immigrants move into communites of the same ethnicity, so they have to use English even less. I don't think she even understood my point, or many of the words I used. I cannot believe this woman is employed. Some day I should post my class notes, which often include mean remarks towards her.
-Besides that, class went well. I got an 82 on my test, which the teacher said was really high for the class. He also said that if I get around that score, and do well on my papers, I'll get an A. Wu Tang.
-If you don't understand that, when entering a mall off a main road, you have the right of way, then you should have your kneecaps broken.
-Mr. T. Solid.
-"I wanna be Torvald!"
"He's not right for Torvald."
"Shut up fool! I need work!"

[alf]

Chick Fil A.

Ha. Now I get it. Geez, am I slow.

[fireluv]

boo. illinois isn't a wasteland. indiana yeah, but not illinois.

[JAnderson14]

Originally posted by alf
Chick Fil A.

Ha. Now I get it. Geez, am I slow.
*applause*

Originally posted by fireluv
boo. illinois isn't a wasteland. indiana yeah, but not illinois.
You shouldn't have been messing with Maryland.

-Just as a testament to how white I am: a distant, distant cousin of mine was burned at the stake, after having been found guilty as a witch.

[alf]

Originally posted by JAnderson14

-Just as a testament to how white I am: a distant, distant cousin of mine was burned at the stake, after having been found guilty as a witch.

Did he weigh the same as a duck?

[JAnderson14]

Originally posted by alf
Did he weigh the same as a duck?
Apparently she did...either that or very small rocks.

Originally we thought it was the one guy who got crushed to death. They put this guy Giles Corey in between 2 giant boards. On the top board, they kept putting boulders on in an attempt to get him to confess...however, they ended up killing him. Stupid Puritans. Oddly enough, I don't remember the name of the woman I'm related to.

[VanillaBean]

Originally posted by JAnderson14
-Just as a testament to how white I am: a distant, distant cousin of mine was burned at the stake, after having been found guilty as a witch.
That is mighty interesting. I don't think there was any witchcraft in my family. Just a lot of affairs apparently, which resulted in my grandpa getting his last name changed so no one would suspect my great grandma cheated on her husband.