Random Thoughts

[TheSlipperyOne]

Originally posted by JAnderson14

I wish I could help. All we have is a full size one.

And the problem is?? If it's not cemented down then bring it.

[TheSlipperyOne]

- Just spoke with a 63 year old man from Tennessee named: Johnny Justice Jr.

[JAnderson14]

Originally posted by TheSlipperyOne
And the problem is?? If it's not cemented down then bring it.
I have a Civic. It won't fit.

-DC doesn't lose! Huzzah...?

[TheSlipperyOne]

Originally posted by JAnderson14

I have a Civic. It won't fit.

Strap it to the top.

Originally posted by JAnderson14

-DC doesn't lose! Huzzah...?

And once again doesn't score.

[JAnderson14]

Originally posted by TheSlipperyOne
Strap it to the top.
Why don't you bring a grill then, Pete?

And once again doesn't score.
You're preaching to the choir. I'm one of about 5 people saying that Gazza won't make anywhere near the impact a goalscorer would have.

[JAnderson14]

-http://www.**********snorkel.com/images/jadenew.jpg

[TexanSoccer06]

-I played soccer with our women's team tonight. I got hit so squarely in the junk, that I'm surprised my genitals are attached to my body. It still hurts :(
-With all the bust-ups Di Canio has had with his managers, I'm surprised he is still playing
-Greenpeace tried to get me to sign up for them today
-The New Balance's I want are 135 bucks!!!!!
-JOHNNY CASH!!!!!!!!!
-Gay ass Metro************ers trying to do Martino right in the middle of the pitch: http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20020731/capt.1028165233crew_metrostars_eru102.jpg
-7 days until I'm gonna be crying like a little girl
-Gential update: still hurting
-Peace out

[odg78]

Originally posted by JAnderson14
-http://www.**********snorkel.com/images/jadenew.jpg



--Ummm?
--Wow, that got even better when I looked at the URL once I quoted it
--It looked to me like Martino was trying to pust out Paule's tit. But then again it is the Metros so I wouldn't put anything past them
--Chrissi your street is named Wake Forest? That kicks a great kicking
--I love the fact that the "bodyguard" in that picture has a Bill Buckner nametag. I hope Mookie Wilson never attacks you or he'll let Mookie get under his glove and kill you.
--Soap Opera name: Devon Branch
--Porn Star name: Sparky Joyce
--Are there any aging English strikers we could sign? What's Gary Lineker doing?
--The di Canio book is great. Grrrreat.
--Joselito Vaca is a great name.
--What are the chances that one of DCs defenders scores before a forward does, penalties not counting? I say damn good.

[odg78]

And that CNFC group? I've seen cleverer.



NTCFC: Witty

[odg78]

I am going to buy some or all of the following books within the next two weeks


Manchester Unlimited
Morbo
Football in Sun & Shadow
Barca
Futebol: The Brazilian way
Inside Leeds United

[NorthGoalGang]

- Yawn
- I've decided that I'm starting a new CM game with an absolutely crappy team. Lower than low division. No finances. Crap, crap, crap.
- I'm leaving at 3:30. I hate the 1st of the month. Too busy for me at work.
- Isn't it fun arguing with a doctor over what "behavioral" means? Dumb ass wanted to throw me on drugs. I didn't want drugs (I know, it's odd, but I do have to work and move most days). I want 2 weeks off and I want him to prescribe it NOW!!!!!
- Those Bud haiku commercials make me glad I don't drink anymore.

[NorthGoalGang]

Last night, because I was bored, I edited some of the commentary for CM. Now, when a guy scores from long range, the message reads "(player) scores!!! Holy shit!!!!!", not to mention the basic "he couldn't score in a brothel" line.

[odg78]

Originally posted by NorthGoalGang
Last night, because I was bored, I edited some of the commentary for CM. Now, when a guy scores from long range, the message reads "(player) scores!!! Holy shit!!!!!", not to mention the basic "he couldn't score in a brothel" line.


Hmm. I may have to do this. Whenever they miss a sitter I may have to put in a "Check his ID. It's Chris Albright in disguise"


--Strangely enough the floppy haired monkey is a lethal goal scorer for DC United. He's got 37 goals in 42 games for them this year after notching 25 in 36 last year. He also has 5 goals in 9 games for the Nats.



Rob, have you played the hockey game yet?

[carolinab]

Originally posted by NorthGoalGang
I think I have a CCM shot, minus the phone.

(snipped pic o' Rob with the cash money!)

I'm the one with the money. My buddy Ben is the bodyguard.

Excellent! So what was your pub crawl name?

Originally posted by GoDC
Does anyone here who is coming to the game Saturday have a grill they could bring?? If you bring a grill then you won't be crashing the party!! We have one but need another.

Very small apartment, no yard. Sorry, no grill. :(

What should I bring then?

Originally posted by TexanSoccer06
-7 days until I'm gonna be crying like a little girl


¿Por que?

Originally posted by odg78

NTCFC: Craptacular

Originally posted by NorthGoalGang
Last night, because I was bored, I edited some of the commentary for CM. Now, when a guy scores from long range, the message reads "(player) scores!!! Holy shit!!!!!", not to mention the basic "he couldn't score in a brothel" line.

Well done!

--Where is everyone?

[odg78]

Originally posted by carolinab
-Where is everyone?


Sucking

[carolinab]

Originally posted by odg78
Sucking

Apparently.

How's your summer, O Jason?

[odg78]

Originally posted by carolinab


Apparently.

How's your summer, O Jason?


Hot, how goes the world of political intrigue and Alaskan nutjobs?

[carolinab]

Originally posted by odg78
Hot, how goes the world of political intrigue and Alaskan nutjobs?

Hot. Except when I'm actually in the office, when the air conditioning makes it freezing cold. And then there are the nutjobs. Yesterday I got a phone call from someone in Lousiana, actually, about the computer chips that are being put in brains. It's a violation of human rights, is what it is. Apparently, somehow Morley Safer is in on it, too.

In conclusion: be careful. They could be monitoring you!

[NorthGoalGang]

Originally posted by odg78
Rob, have you played the hockey game yet?

Not yet. I wanted to print the manual so I know vaguely what I'm doing, but I don't have a printer at home, so I did it at work today. I have a feeling that once I start playing, I may not stop.

I do hope that when they CM it up and start selling the thing that it lets you coach not only NHL teams, but minor leagues (AHL, ECHL, etc.), Juniors, and European leagues. Running crap teams is half the fun of these games.

[NorthGoalGang]

Originally posted by carolinab
Excellent! So what was your pub crawl name?

Mary Joe Kopekne. In Boston. Only one person pulled me aside and threatened me. I was disappointed. I told him "Just because Ted Kennedy is a murderer doesn't mean you can't like him. Look at OJ."

Makin' friends everywhere I go.