Random Thoughts

[GoDC]

Originally posted by Courtney


Do you want me to?

I am sure they would be eaten by that crew. If it is not too much trouble, that would be great. If that is a big pain, grab a couple of bags of chips or pretzels or something.

[TexanSoccer06]

One Week by The Barenaked Ladies



It’s been one week since you looked at me
Cocked your head to the side
and said I’m angry
Five days since you laughed at me saying
Get that together come back and see me
Three days since the living room,
I realized it’s all my fault, but couldn’t tell you
Yesterday you’d forgiven me
But it’ll still be two days till I say I’m sorry

Hold it now and watch the hoodwink
As I make you stop, think
You’ll think you’re looking at Aquaman
I summon fish to the dish,
Although I like the Chalet Swiss
I like the sushi
‘Cause it’s never touched a frying pan

Hot like wasabe when I bust rhymes
Big like Leann Rimes
Because I’m all about value
Bert Kaempfert’s got the mad hits
You try to match wits
You try to hold me but I bust through

Gonna make a break and take a fake
I’d like a stinkin, achin shake
I like vanilla, It’s the finest of the flavors
Gotta see the show,
Cause then you’ll know
The Vertigo is gonna grow
Cause it’s so dangerous,
You’ll have to sign a waiver

How can I help it if I think you’re funny when you’re mad
Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad
I’m the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
Can’t understand what I mean?
Well, you soon will
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
I have a history of taking off my shirt

It’s been one week since you looked at me
Threw your arms in the air and said you’re crazy
Five days since you tackled me
I’ve still got the rug burns on both my knees
It’s been three days since the afternoon
You realized it’s not my fault not a moment too soon
Yesterday you’d forgiven me
And now I sit back and wait till you say you’re sorry

Chickity China the Chinese chicken
You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin’
Watchin X-Files with no lights on,
We’re dans la maison
I hope the Smoking Man’s in this one
Like Harrison Ford I’m getting Frantic
Like Sting I’m Tantric
Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy

Like Kurosawa I make mad films
Okay I don’t make films
But if I did they’d have a samurai
Gonna get a set of better clubs
Gonna find the kind with tiny nubs
Just so my irons aren’t always flying off the backswing
Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon
Cause that cartoon has got the boom anime babes
That make me think the wrong thing

How can I help it if I think you’re funny when you’re mad
Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad
I’m the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
Can’t understand what I mean?
You soon will
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
I have a history of losing my shirt

It’s been one week since you looked at me
Dropped your arms to your sides and said I’m sorry
Five days since I laughed at you and said
You just did just what I thought you were gonna do
Three days since the living room
We realized we’re both to blame, but what could we do?
Yesterday you just smiled at me
Cause it’ll still be two days till we say we’re sorry

It’ll still be two days till we say we’re sorry
It’ll still be two days till we say we’re sorry

[TheSlipperyOne]

- I used to have all of the words memorized to that song. And most other BNL songs also.

[JAnderson14]

Originally posted by odg78
Why? We'll just have some brown kids who are discriminated against by society.


Plus I don't wanna get cornholed.
Good call.

And we can't get wussy-ass Moose to wear Orange pants.
Wear the pants.

--I just saw the video for DJ Shadow's "Six Days" video. They even end it with a Bruce Lee quote
Must...see...

Originally posted by sgnerdboy
Should I go to the WUSA allstar game that's coming to Portland? The only thing that's holding me back is that I'm accustomed to standing in a section full of young men/older men/a few girls who are cool and shouting obscenities the whole match. I'm worried about sitting down and listening to little girls scream the whole time. I want to be there for football, not for celebrity worship.

kevin
+ http://tullamarine.org
It's a much different atmosphere. The weirdest thing is the sound...instead of the roar, it's this mix of polite conversation and screeching.

Originally posted by Topo
I'm glad she gave Mexico the finger. I wish I could fly down there to give them the finger too.
Without Mexico, this thread would suck.

Originally posted by Topo
I miss Samthrax.

I even miss Zach. I kind liked the guy.
I definitely miss Sam. I liked Zach, when he wasn't on the rag.

Originally posted by Topo
Wear the panties Moose!

Or the pants.

One or the other. You decide. But wear some damn orange gear below the waist!
Don't wear the panties. For the good of the world.

Originally posted by Topo
Hey, I think I got drafted by some I hate Man United team. What's up with that?
Basically, anyone drafted early ended up on Wehatemanutd FC or Cleverly Named FC, since they had to fill out their rosters. I weep for all of you not on NTCFC.

Originally posted by carolinab
--I can't wait until World Cup qualifying starts again. I'm going to Mexico for a qualifier, I think. Then I'll give them the finger. Please start saving now for bail/bribery money for my release from jail. Thank you.
I considered doing this for this past qualifying round, but my parents called me insane and wouldn't let me go. Plus, there was this whole "no money" issue.

--Topo, I was thinking of crashing the BSSM tailgate which is in Lot 8...somewhere. I'll be with La Norte again during the game.
I'll be at their tailgate...I have AFL's cell number.

Which reminds me...someone sent some nonsense text message about "Super Columbus" and "************ off DC scum". I replied simply..."Enjoy Namoff!"

--What kinda health class are you taking J? I didn't know they even offered collegiate health classes...Get down with your bad self.
The description was extremely vague. Essentially, it's a nutrition and fitness thing.

Originally posted by carolinab
WEAR THE PANTS!
Yes.

Originally posted by NorthGoalGang
CM is going to put out a CM for hockey next year. Here is the game in a nutshell: http://eastside.peliplaneetta.net/

I may never leave the house again.
I must resist it.

Originally posted by Fanaddict
Come back Sam and Zach
Can't we all just get along?
I would put money on the former coming back much, much sooner.

Originally posted by GoDC
NTC FC Question

Are any of our uniform pants orange?? If not, could we make this our Champions League look??
The current club colors are orange, blue, and white. I believe Liam has lamented this on more than one occasion.

Originally posted by GoDC
Zach s....

Just kidding, they should come back. Are they coming to the All Star game?? Maybe we could give them some beer and make them feel better.
I don't think they're going to be there.

Originally posted by Topo
I don't know if I can do that in good conscience. Ferguson's an OK chap, I guess. They just don't inspire much feelings for me (Man United). I'm indifferent to them. That's the thing.
I am as well.

Originally posted by Topo
Where is the BSSM tailgate in Lot 8. I'm sure it's there somewhere, but that thread goes too fast for me to keep up. And the people used to keep givin' me whodat's. I mean, after the first asking who is that Topo, you would think they would get enough. I think I got it about 6 times.
Everyone gets it until they start in more regularly.

I don't know where it is...I'm just going to park there and call.

Originally posted by Courtney
Oooh Caroline, that is pretty. PM me your numba!
I would prefer your number if at all possible. I deleted the PM without writing it down.

Originally posted by GoDC
I am sure they would be eaten by that crew. If it is not too much trouble, that would be great. If that is a big pain, grab a couple of bags of chips or pretzels or something.
I'm going to get a giant bag of them from Sam's Club.

-Work was ok. I got stuck in a ridiculous traffic jam, where I went about 1/4 of a mile in half an hour. Some kind of 5 car pileup.
-The downside of work was that their internet is all ************ed up. I could get google's front page, hotmail, MSN, and an MSN search to work, but nothing else.
-Don't think I was working hard though. For the last half hour, I played a cheesy Super Nintendo soccer game.
-"Jungle Love"
-I don't really want to go to class. I'd prefer to get my test back, and come home. Damn.
-Oh good it's ************ing Pat Collins, the worst reporter ever. He doesn't even bother to put his notes away...he's just waving them around like a damn fool. Shatner talking mother************er.

[carolinab]

Originally posted by JAnderson14
-"Jungle Love"

Ohhhhhhh eeeeeeee ohhhhhh eeeeeeeee ohhhhh.

I also liked the rant at the end! Good stuff, J!

[TheSlipperyOne]

Originally posted by carolinab

--I can't wait until World Cup qualifying starts again. I'm going to Mexico for a qualifier, I think. Then I'll give them the finger. Please start saving now for bail/bribery money for my release from jail. Thank you.


If Mexico decides to hold any qualifiers in Cabo San Lucas, Puerto Vallerta or any other coastal city then I will be there.

[JAnderson14]

Originally posted by carolinab
Ohhhhhhh eeeeeeee ohhhhhh eeeeeeeee ohhhhh.

I also liked the rant at the end! Good stuff, J!
Thanks. Luckily, he's gone now...hopefully he fell down the embankment and can't get his sweaty, flustered face out from under the train.

Originally posted by TheSlipperyOne
If Mexico decides to hold any qualifiers in Cabo San Lucas, Puerto Vallerta or any other coastal city then I will be there.
So you're turning down the chance to inhale enough carbon monoxide to take a couple years off your life?

[LizAFC]

-My playa name is Orange Crush.
-My soap opera name is June McLaughlin.
-My porn star name is Panther Valadez.

Just thought you'd like to know.

[carolinab]

--I'm also thinking I'd like to make Qualifiers in like Jamaica and maybe Trinidad & Tobago....

[TheSlipperyOne]

Originally posted by carolinab
--I'm also thinking I'd like to make Qualifiers in like Jamaica and maybe Trinidad & Tobago....

Richter Boy and I have been talking and we might move to American Samoa. We haven't been capped by the US National team yet, so if we reside in AS for 2 years then we can play for their National Team. When I am their star player I will invite you all to our WC Qualifiers.

- Funny. I always thought Panther was a male porn star's name.

[LizAFC]

Originally posted by TheSlipperyOne

- Funny. I always thought Panther was a male porn star's name.

*shrug*

Not my fault. If I went by my fist female pet's name, it would be Belle Valadez. Which, I suppose, is better, but that's how it goes.

[TexanSoccer06]

Saxamaphone? Viomolin? Omamaboe?

-Why is it in CM that no one can win a postseason award (sans keepers) unless they play in Italy? And even then you have to play for Roma, Milan, Juve or Inter? A crock of ************ I tell you.
-AHHHHH! I was just told Little Chad Salyer and Dirk Nowitski were on the same plane back from Germany!!! Dirk is my hero
-I'm gonna try a new recipie for the wknd chef thread tomorrow
-Bye bye

[Pack87Man]

Originally posted by JAnderson14

-Don't think I was working hard though. For the last half hour, I played a cheesy Super Nintendo soccer game.


-You mean someone else here knows the joys of Super Soccer? What a game. You couldn't complete a pass to save your life, the computer could hit these ridiculously perfect shots that you could never attempt, but you could get a goal from a ridiculously long way away, especially against the lower teams. My favorite thing to do was take Germany (the highest rated team on there) and try to score a hat trick with my goalie, because it was way too easy to run through the entire defense when you were them. And then, when you won the Cup, you had to face *gasp* the Nintendo team. What a game, what a game. I remember those days. They were so idyllic. Well, I also have gotten the game on my computer at school, so I'm happy.

-Why am I having such success with a computer generated tactic on CM? I run a defensive 3-4-3, and have moved up to within two points of promotion. If anyone knows of better tactics, tell me, as I am somewhat of a soccer naif.

-Tomorrow is 50 cent beer night, if anyone wants to come out here for it.

-Llamas rock.

[JeffGMc]

Originally posted by JAnderson14
They don't even pat people down now.

Not even if I ask nicely?

Giants Stadium sucks ass.
Originally posted by sgnerdboy
Should I go to the WUSA allstar game that's coming to Portland?
Milbrett can play some ball. So can those Fair girls.
Originally posted by alf
I have recieved my Josh Wolff Bobblehead doll today.
Awesome, isn't it? Thank me for talking you into it later.

- Leaving tomorrow for the Uber-All Star Mondo Trip. Nobody else would drive through Pittsburgh to get from NY to DC. Nobody. - All Star in DC better be fun, otherwise Petke gets a boot to the head.
- See you in Lot 8 if you are very, very cool. Otherwise, get to DC, damnit!

[JAnderson14]

Originally posted by LizAFC
-My playa name is Orange Crush.
-My soap opera name is June McLaughlin.
-My porn star name is Panther Valadez.

Just thought you'd like to know.
I only know how to do the porn name. Alexander Bancroft...sounds more like a stuffy rich guy.

Originally posted by carolinab
--I'm also thinking I'd like to make Qualifiers in like Jamaica and maybe Trinidad & Tobago....
I also considered going to Trinidad, because I know their u17 national team's coach. Of course, flying to Trinidad does cost money. Lots of it, since it's barely north of South America.

Originally posted by TexanSoccer06
Saxamaphone? Viomolin? Omamaboe?
Obomabo is classic...much amusement came from that at lunch in HS.

-Why is it in CM that no one can win a postseason award (sans keepers) unless they play in Italy? And even then you have to play for Roma, Milan, Juve or Inter? A crock of ************ I tell you.
I haven't seen that. Actually, Patrick Kluivert won everything he could have won as an individual in my first season.

Originally posted by Pack87Man
-You mean someone else here knows the joys of Super Soccer?
Hmm...this isn't the same game. The one I have is called International Superstar Soccer, and it's ridiculous. It's hilarious because it was made in Japan and very poorly translated. The opening sequence is piss-your-pants funny, beacuse it's so cheesy and awful. "We love soccer!" flashing in pink letters...brilliant.

-Why am I having such success with a computer generated tactic on CM? I run a defensive 3-4-3, and have moved up to within two points of promotion. If anyone knows of better tactics, tell me, as I am somewhat of a soccer naif.
Eventually the computer will figure you out and change their tactics. If you vary the arrows and positioning of your players (using the with and without ball screens), they'll go back to being confused.

Originally posted by JeffGMc
Not even if I ask nicely?
They'd probably punch you for that, actually.

- See you in Lot 8 if you are very, very cool. Otherwise, get to DC, damnit!
Looking forward to meeting you. Look for the BSSMers or a dirty white Civic.

-I scored an $8 button down shirt from Rugged Wearhouse. Coincidentally, many will be pleased as it is orange.
-Well, mostly orange. Orange and an off white...you know how button down shirts are.
-LizAFC is the newest member of NTCFC. Rejoice!
-Or, Mourn! if you're on some other ************************ team.
-Cool Runnings is on. So solid.
-I had riblets and fries for dinner, and apple crisp a la ice cream for dessert. Applebee's is reliable.
-I need to use the bathroom. I'm sure you all needed to know that.

[LizAFC]

Originally posted by JAnderson14

I haven't seen that. Actually, Patrick Kluivert won everything he could have won as an individual in my first season.

Patrick Kluivert is toooo cool.


-LizAFC is the newest member of NTCFC. Rejoice!

YES!!!!!! :D

-Cool Runnings is on. So solid.


Solid indeed. "Wanna kiss my lucky egg?"

-I'm at the hospital right now on my nifty laptop with my mom, who had surgery today. She doped up on Morphine right now, so she's really out of it.
-I feel so helpless right now.

[JAnderson14]

Originally posted by LizAFC
Patrick Kluivert is toooo cool.
If Kluivert could finish, Holland would have won World Cup 98.

-I'm at the hospital right now on my nifty laptop with my mom, who had surgery today. She doped up on Morphine right now, so she's really out of it.
-I feel so helpless right now.
:( Hope everything goes well.

[TexanSoccer06]

Yay for Liz!!!!!!
-I hope everything goes well with your mother as well. Tell her NTC FC is behind her 5409875098%.

[LizAFC]

Originally posted by JAnderson14

If Kluivert could finish, Holland would have won World Cup 98.

No kidding. He's still badass though.


:( Hope everything goes well.

Originally posted by TexanSoccer06
-I hope everything goes well with your mother as well. Tell her NTC FC is behind her 5409875098%.

Thanks, guys. :) Everything should be fine if I can make it through the night/tomorrow without killing this one bitch nurse lady.

[Landonrocksmyworld]

Originally posted by Topo

Wear the panties Moose!

Or the pants.

One or the other. You decide. But wear some damn orange gear below the waist!

Hows about you wear some orange boxers???

Originally posted by GoDC


I knew that!!! Are you bringing deviled eggs??
Nothing like making your breath smell like a ripe fart.

Originally posted by LizAFC
-My playa name is Orange Crush.
-My soap opera name is June McLaughlin.
-My porn star name is Panther Valadez.

Just thought you'd like to know.

How did your figure these out? I wanna know mine! I think my porn star name is Frisky Brown.

I hung out with my friend Sara today. When I dropped her off, I saw her guy friend Shea, who I think has a crush on me. Maybe it's my fault. I just got the crap kicked outta me for stealing his chopsticks (I know, it's random) LOL he left them at Sara's house and he was just walking to his house (right across the street) and I stole them. He chased me and I stuck them down my shirt, and he grabbed them!!! I didn't think he would. I don't want to steal her thunder because she kinda likes him. I'll stay out of it the best I can, they're like Dawson and Joey, so I won't mess around with their friendship, or ours. I've known Sara since we were three! It's not worth breaking that up because of a guy. Besides, I live too far away from them. LOL there's this thing we do its so funny, he says "Can I have a soda?" with a stuffy voice from that Zim show on Nickelodeon it's so funny! LMAO!

I love that song "All This Love" but I can't remember who originally sang it before Scene 23 did (Popstars 2) can anyone tell me who originally sang it?

Well, I'm going to bed now.

ORANGE PANTIES!
Chrissi