Random Thoughts

[Dolemite]

this isn't a thougt but a thought provoking thought: ask your local policeman how many domestic disputes he's been invovled in where the dude was high on marijuana.




my guess it's none



legalize IT!

[NorthGoalGang]

The weekend recap:

- Not as dizzy, still as numb. I'm getting physical therapy for my neck and a neurologist for the dizziness. My doctor told me I should change jobs. No shit.
- Went to the Red Sox game Friday. I'd tell you what happened, but I don't know 'cause I sat behind 10 steakheads who just figured out that beer gets you drunk who took off their shirts, painted "Sox on NESN" on their chests, and stood up the whole game trying to get on TV. If their weren't 10 of them, I would have chucked something at them. As it were, one of my friends got a hold of the paint and put "Gay" on one of their backs to the joy and delight of everyone. Of course, nothing is more gay than painting another man's chest.
- Pub Crawl was fun. Money was made for the Jimmy Fund, which is good. The only thing I had a problem with: You get "fined" when you break the rules, like spilling your beer, swearing or whatever. It's part of the fundraising, and it's meant in fun, and most people don't have a problem with it and play the game. Well, this group of "chicks too pretty for the room" kept refusing to pay fines. Finally I told them "Listen, if you have no problem ripping off kids with cancer, then I guess you'll have to live with that for the rest of your bitchy little lives". I pray that none of their kids or family gets cancer, and I hope that if it happens, they aren't so flip about it. Very sad, but I felt better saying something.
- Yesterday I came home, watched the Bitch Orioles try and be tough with my Sox. Anyone who beckons guys to come fight him while backing up is a bitch.
- That being said, nothing in sports is a fun as being in a brawl. I can't explain it. When I played dek hockey, which is glorified street hockey, the brawls were the best part.
- In CM, don't manage Nottingham Forest in 01/02. They are in really bad financial shape. It's a big challenge. Free transfers are your only hope.

[odg78]

Originally posted by NorthGoalGang

- Pub Crawl was fun. Money was made for the Jimmy Fund, which is good. The only thing I had a problem with: You get "fined" when you break the rules, like spilling your beer, swearing or whatever. It's part of the fundraising, and it's meant in fun, and most people don't have a problem with it and play the game. Well, this group of "chicks too pretty for the room" kept refusing to pay fines. Finally I told them "Listen, if you have no problem ripping off kids with cancer, then I guess you'll have to live with that for the rest of your bitchy little lives". I pray that none of their kids or family gets cancer, and I hope that if it happens, they aren't so flip about it. Very sad, but I felt better saying something.


I hate numbnuts. When we went to Panama City Beach for Spring Break before we even got to our rooms we were stuck in an elevator with a bunch of tools. I proceed to start naming various tools and staring right at these guys, "Hammer, Screwdriver, Jack Hand Plane" The guys just kept staring at me and my hysterically laughing friends, completely unaware as to what we are doing.


P.S.--You should have pinned one of those chicks down and leave a stinky doody bomb on her chest.

[NorthGoalGang]

Originally posted by odg78
P.S.--You should have pinned one of those chicks down and leave a stinky doody bomb on her chest.

My fiancee was there, so she might have mistaken that for "affection". What I did do was fine the bejeezus out of their steakhead boyfriends, since that would be the money they'd be using to pay the girls for sex later on. The Dick Trickle Down Theory if you will.

Besides that, it was lots of fun. The best was watching the Ruiz fight with a bunch of Boston people who don't realize how much of a stiff the guy is. Every time he got low blowed, I talked about how he was getting hit in the camel toe. There's a sharp streak of evil in me that loves to show itself in public places.

My new word for the week is "steakhead". Something about it just fits most guys I meet or see. I will be using it extensively, mixing in an "asshuffer" every now and again.

[odg78]

Originally posted by NorthGoalGang
The Dick Trickle Down Theory if you will.




http://www.nascartouring.com/remaxchallengeseries/images/news/DickTrickle@RA2001.jpg


He's a wise man



For some reason an image search for Dick Trickle doesn't bring up porn but instead a picture of Hut Strickland. Not that I know anything about that.

[Topo]

Originally posted by alf

-Went to the County Fair:
Thursday: 35 Mullets
Friday: 21 mullets

-Time to go cut my hair and take a shower.... and no, no mullet. :(
Is this counting your own or those of your family members? :)

It just goes to show that Thursday is a more mulleticious day that Friday.

[Topo]

Originally posted by JAnderson14
-I demand a 7-0 Fire victory over the metro************ers. And, while I'm making demands...I hope someone hits Jolley in the balls.
-$20 more in the bank, because suckers want old toys. Suckers.
I was searching through things for upcoming All-Star sessions and Meet the Team and found a ticket stub from a few years back signed by Steve Jolley. I wondered what was stinking up the basement.

Although I was initially very motivated, I have yet to list on ebay all the crap that I want to sell. Keep telling me your success stories though. It's like an infomercial.

[Topo]

Originally posted by TexanSoccer06
-Veronica Payslut also sucks a great suck. First of all she needs to get a shirt that doesnt make her nipples pop out, then she needs to go to the clue store and pick up a few things. ABC/ESPN should fire her promptly and hire Jessica Biel. She plays soccer and is better looking.

Um...are you sure? Think about what you're saying man!

Veronica needs to make sure that she wears shirts where her nipples pop out. That is the only redeeming quality she has.

[Topo]

Originally posted by Own Goal Hat-Trick
i cant wait for the mls to bend columbus over and grease them up so that DC can get gazza...

especially after we lost tonight..

god we blow..
I don't know that it will be a positive thing for DC. Crew takes some loser off the loser DC team. DC signs some loser from England. Both teams continue to lose and don't make the playoffs. Well, Columbus might make the playoffs if they can squeeze out New England for that last spot.

[Topo]

Originally posted by sgnerdboy

+ Only bad thing that happened tonight was the fact I didn't get to play Dance Dance Revolution.

At the arcade, or at home?

We have the Playstation version with the big mats at home. But, all the good CDs are only released in Japan and play on Japanese Playstation because Sony are Bastards.

[Topo]

Originally posted by LizAFC
-You're talkin' about DC and Columbus sucking? The Quakes looked like the worst team in the league out there last night, it was horrible. And a loss to KC?! Ugh! :mad:

You're talking to DC and Columbus, teams which have no realistic expectation of beating Kansas City more often than not. Your team at least expects to win that game. We just hope not to be embarrassed.

[LizAFC]

Originally posted by TexanSoccer06
Forza Liz!

Forza Moose! Forza orange pants! ;)

Originally posted by Landonrocksmyworld

Thank you. I always stay after the games, and I think I'll be wearing my blue one shoulder american eagle shirt at the next game. We should meet!

I'll look for you..I haven't decided yet what I'm gonna wear. Probably my Quakes jersey, and I'll probably be wearing my replica ring, too, since we're playing Smellay.

Shake with the Quakes is on Sunday, Sept. 8. Not sure what time.

Originally posted by Topo
You're talking to DC and Columbus, teams which have no realistic expectation of beating Kansas City more often than not. Your team at least expects to win that game. We just hope not to be embarrassed.

Ain't that the truth? ;)

-Damn, damn, damn, damn!!! I left my sunglasses at home. It was all foggy this morning and I just totally forgot to grab them. Somehow, yesterday I was thinking about them and knew I was going to forget them today. I hope my eyes don't burn out of my sockets.
-Work sucks.

[Own Goal Hat-Trick]

well... its worse for columbus and heres how...

we get a loser from dc who cant even make the starting lineup. so. he cant make the starting XI on the worst team in the league, were going to take him and make him play defense, despite the fact that he is a midfielder.

you guys get gazza, at least he can still hit free kicks, if not more.

i mean, were helping a division rival here, not only by letting them get gazza, but by getting some dead weight off thier hands.

i hate the MLS...

anyways..

i might be driving to new york tonight for the match on wednesday with brian (splarg). not sure yet.

still need a plcae to stay, since, well, im kinda broke.

needless to say, its going to be interesting.

[TexanSoccer06]

The Fastwebs will fart in the general direction of the Pirelli's and Opels.

[NorthGoalGang]

I like Double Stuff Oreos. A lot.

[LizAFC]

Originally posted by NorthGoalGang
I like Double Stuff Oreos. A lot.

Really? I only like the normal Oreos, no Double Stuff, no 1/3 less fat, no red/blue/orange/yellow creme; just plain ol' Oreos.

[JAnderson14]

Originally posted by odg78
I don't know how much it's changed in the year between 00/01 and 01/02 but if you put him in the reserves he'll score like 3 a year and you'll sell him cause he's crap. If it hasn't changed put him in your first team immediately. He will score and score and score right now.
Kwame Quansah's dribbling and finishing went up 4 points each playing almost exclusively in the reserves (he made 4-6 first team appearances, all as a sub).

I had the scouts look at him, and he's got most of the tough things do develop. He just needs to fill in on other skills like positioning.

Originally posted by Dolemite
here's my random thought:

if life begins at conception, how come we dont have funerals for miscarriages?
Perhaps it doesn't then.

Originally posted by Dolemite
legalize IT!
I think this is the first ever time the thread has been used so blatantly as a political platform.

Originally posted by NorthGoalGang
- Not as dizzy, still as numb. I'm getting physical therapy for my neck and a neurologist for the dizziness. My doctor told me I should change jobs. No shit.
Are you looking?

Of course, nothing is more gay than painting another man's chest.
It's true.

Well, this group of "chicks too pretty for the room" kept refusing to pay fines. Finally I told them "Listen, if you have no problem ripping off kids with cancer, then I guess you'll have to live with that for the rest of your bitchy little lives". I pray that none of their kids or family gets cancer, and I hope that if it happens, they aren't so flip about it. Very sad, but I felt better saying something.[/QUOTE[
That's pretty pathetic.

[QUOTE]- Yesterday I came home, watched the Bitch Orioles try and be tough with my Sox. Anyone who beckons guys to come fight him while backing up is a bitch.
The Orioles suck.

I think. I have no idea how they're doing, actually.

Originally posted by NorthGoalGang
My fiancee was there, so she might have mistaken that for "affection". What I did do was fine the bejeezus out of their steakhead boyfriends, since that would be the money they'd be using to pay the girls for sex later on. The Dick Trickle Down Theory if you will.
Well done.

Besides that, it was lots of fun. The best was watching the Ruiz fight with a bunch of Boston people who don't realize how much of a stiff the guy is. Every time he got low blowed, I talked about how he was getting hit in the camel toe. There's a sharp streak of evil in me that loves to show itself in public places.
That fight was terrible.

Originally posted by Topo
Although I was initially very motivated, I have yet to list on ebay all the crap that I want to sell. Keep telling me your success stories though. It's like an infomercial.
Incidentally, I just got another money order today. I have to go send the last of the toys that sold.

Originally posted by Own Goal Hat-Trick
well... its worse for columbus and heres how...

we get a loser from dc who cant even make the starting lineup. so. he cant make the starting XI on the worst team in the league, were going to take him and make him play defense, despite the fact that he is a midfielder.

you guys get gazza, at least he can still hit free kicks, if not more.

i mean, were helping a division rival here, not only by letting them get gazza, but by getting some dead weight off thier hands.

i hate the MLS...
If we play a back 4, I'd rather start Namoff over McKinley.

Gazza will do us no good. We'll continue not scoring goals. The difference will be that Etcheverry will be pissed at sharing the spotlight, and we'll set up even more chances to miss.

still need a plcae to stay, since, well, im kinda broke.

needless to say, its going to be interesting.
There's always the back of your car.

Originally posted by TexanSoccer06
The Fastwebs will fart in the general direction of the Pirelli's and Opels.
Bollocks.

-On the question of Oreos, regular and Double Stuff are equally good to me.
-KITH...hilarious.
-I need to get lunch.
-So does Chicago have anyone due for an own goal? We could sure use the help.

[Landonrocksmyworld]

Crepes are good

[dearprudence]

Originally posted by LizAFC


Really? I only like the normal Oreos, no Double Stuff, no 1/3 less fat, no red/blue/orange/yellow creme; just plain ol' Oreos.
The colored Oreos are just wrong.

[Landonrocksmyworld]

I agree...the colored oreos are just wrong.

If I do go through with my stem cell transplant, this is what it entails: (sp?)

http://www.angelfire.com/stars3/chrissisworld/stemcell.html

Let me know if it doesn't work. This is what I'll have in about a month:

http://wellness.ucdavis.edu/child_health/special_needs/broviac_hickman_parent/