Random Thoughts

[JAnderson14]

Originally posted by VanillaBean
He should cut it:

(Kelly Gray)

I mean, come on. That short 'do was terribly cute.
I'm sure his male friends have called him something to the effect of "Goofy McGoof" within the past week.

-Would you look at that. I couldn't be bothered to keep my promise.
http://www.jessica-alba.ws/pics/new/glassescandid.jpg

:)

[VanillaBean]

Originally posted by JAnderson14
(Jessica Alba)
Oh, you wanna be like that?

http://www.mlsnet.com/players/carlos_bocanegra.jpg

[JAnderson14]

-It looks like our plan to run everyone out of RT has begun.

[VanillaBean]

Yeah no kidding.

[JAnderson14]

-Phase 2 begins now:

I'm taking off my pants.

[sgnerdboy]

Originally posted by odg78
Indeed. I took a girl to this movie one night and went back by myself the next night.

Best thing I've read all day.

kevin
+ http://tullamarine.org

[sgnerdboy]

+ Managing Olympique Lyonnais sucks. There's hardly any money and the damn French season starts in July! I don't even really have time to assess my squad and buy new players. Everyone I've attempted to buy turns me down.

+ I hate to say it, but I think I should stick to English clubs in the beginning.

+ Carles Puyol looks like a friend from high school's brother.

+ I've been yelling at my stupid server to send my f***ing email already. Jerks.

+ Thank God no one's around or I'd sock them in the face, ala Rochester Rhinos style.

kevin
+ http://tullamarine.org

[GoDC]

Is it safe to come back in?? Jason has pants on I hope.

Jason and Cindy will never fight over men!!

Courtney, you should try the chocolate chip pop tarts. Lightly toasted, they are fantastic.

Gazza's first practice today.

Kelly is kind of a cute little guy. Does Chicago come back to DC this year?? ;)

[VanillaBean]

Originally posted by GoDC
Jason and Cindy will never fight over men!!

Hell, we never fight, period! :D (Not kidding on that.)

[FulhamRev]

Originally posted by sgnerdboy

Pardon my ignorance, but what is RJD2?

He's a DJ on the Def Jux label (El-P, Cannibal Ox, Aesop Rock, Mr. Lif, etc.). But his stuff sounds nothing like El-P's spacy, "sci-fi" production. Much more organic and funky. And I just listened to the CD again, and it is mighty.

Originally posted by odg78
--The blue team was cruzeiro and the black and red was Flamengo So who was the badass that scored the first goal for Cruzeiro?
Originally posted by fireluv

Dammit I want corn too now.....with some POP!!! :D
Have you considered Corn Pops?
Originally posted by JAnderson14
Clearly this makes it the only non-dorky visor ever. It is their king.

I like visors...

The Robert Randolph show was amazing! I'll just say to you guys what I said to my friends in an email this morning: "you guys all just slept through the best live show that's ever come to Charlotte. Punks. "

Where's Freestyle 2000? He hasn't been around lately...

ugggh...conference calls :(

[JAnderson14]

Originally posted by sgnerdboy
+ Managing Olympique Lyonnais sucks. There's hardly any money and the damn French season starts in July! I don't even really have time to assess my squad and buy new players. Everyone I've attempted to buy turns me down.
That's pretty odd. Didn't they put 20 million down on Sonny Anderson a couple years back?

Originally posted by GoDC
Is it safe to come back in?? Jason has pants on I hope.
I'm at work, so unfortunately yes.

Jason and Cindy will never fight over men!!
:D

Gazza's first practice today.
So much for that grin.

Originally posted by VanillaBean
Hell, we never fight, period! (Not kidding on that.)
It's true. Our current project is to be so sweet that the sight of us gives everyone cavities.

Originally posted by FulhamRev
He's a DJ on the Def Jux label (El-P, Cannibal Ox, Aesop Rock, Mr. Lif, etc.). But his stuff sounds nothing like El-P's spacy, "sci-fi" production. Much more organic and funky. And I just listened to the CD again, and it is mighty.
Mighty, eh?

I like visors...
You brave soul.

Seriously though, I just don't like them for me. Some people can work them, I cannot.

Where's Freestyle 2000? He hasn't been around lately...
Could be at his acting gig on the Eastern Shore. Or, perhaps just too busy.

-Current task: Take empty binders and put dividers in them. After that I'll have to put the information in the appropriate section.
-Tedium.
-I think I'm on the verge of a headache. Wonder if there's any tylenol or something.

[JAnderson14]

-Headache averted.
-This is an interesting question that came up last night between Cindy and I...

When it looked like the thread would become a battle of pictures, I told her that I figured if it went on forever I would eventually win, because horny guys will have taken more pictures of Jessica Alba than any amount of pictures would be available for MLS players. She referred to David Carr the quarterback.

So I guess the question is this: Would there be more pictures of Jessica Alba or a sizable pool of guys on the internet?

-My mom's friend just started working here, and she was talking about how her son only has his girlfriend stay over when the parents are gone. However, he tries to keep it a secret. Apparently they keep finding out because she's always leaving clothing behind. Honestly...if you want to keep ************ a secret, do a better job than that.
-I'm wearing a Milan shirt for the second straight day.
-I think it's time to revive "Pick my lunch!"

[LizAFC]

Originally posted by JAnderson14

When it looked like the thread would become a battle of pictures, I told her that I figured if it went on forever I would eventually win, because horny guys will have taken more pictures of Jessica Alba than any amount of pictures would be available for MLS players. She referred to David Carr the quarterback.


Sadly, I think you're right. :(

[JAnderson14]

Originally posted by LizAFC
Sadly, I think you're right. :(
What can I say? If someone could harness the power of horny guys into something productive, they would be unstoppable.

[LizAFC]

Originally posted by JAnderson14

What can I say? If someone could harness the power of horny guys into something productive, they would be unstoppable.

Too true, my friend, too true.

-I'm glad that my computer here at work is finally up and running again. (We just moved offices, so everything turned to a stand-still.)
-Now I'm ordering office supplies. This is the fun part, 'cause they let me pick anything I want. Last time, I ordered about 3 reams of orange paper. :D

[carolinab]

--So I'm looking through a list of classes offered to federal employees, one of which is:

Developing Maximum Personal Effectiveness

I kid you not....

Another good one:

Introduction to Position Classification

I wish introductory Portuguese was at a time I could take it.

Nor do the offer intro to Russian on the weekends or the super advanced French. :(

And sadly, they are not offering Introductory Swahili at this time......

[odg78]

Originally posted by JAnderson14
-Headache averted.
-This is an interesting question that came up last night between Cindy and I...

When it looked like the thread would become a battle of pictures, I told her that I figured if it went on forever I would eventually win, because horny guys will have taken more pictures of Jessica Alba than any amount of pictures would be available for MLS players. She referred to David Carr the quarterback.

So I guess the question is this: Would there be more pictures of Jessica Alba or a sizable pool of guys on the internet?

-My mom's friend just started working here, and she was talking about how her son only has his girlfriend stay over when the parents are gone. However, he tries to keep it a secret. Apparently they keep finding out because she's always leaving clothing behind. Honestly...if you want to keep ************ a secret, do a better job than that.


This is interesting. Without thinking too much I'd say there would be way more pictures of Jessica Alba but when you're talking about athletes you have to factor in not just sites made by horny girls but also all of the different sports sites that are out there.

--As for the numbnut that keeps leaving clothes around: either get a girlfriend who wears less clothing or get you ************ together kid!

[FulhamRev]

Originally posted by carolinab
--So I'm looking through a list of classes offered to federal employees, one of which is:

http://www.governmentgrant.com/Images/insane.jpg "DO IT FOR AMERICA"

[Ian Lozada]

Originally posted by odg78

Indeed. I took a girl to this movie one night and went back by myself the next night.

Since she obviously didn't want to be seen with you again, I take it. ;)

Originally posted by Courtney
Margot called me again today, I was so excited. Also, Diana got the phone set up for our apartment, and we have a phone number now! Margot was like "sweet, now we just have to figure out what it spells!"


http://www.phonespell.org

Originally posted by JAnderson14

What can I say? If someone could harness the power of horny guys into something productive, they would be unstoppable.

So the internet doesn't qualify?

[JAnderson14]

Originally posted by LizAFC
-Now I'm ordering office supplies. This is the fun part, 'cause they let me pick anything I want. Last time, I ordered about 3 reams of orange paper.
So...do you like the color orange?

Originally posted by carolinab
--So I'm looking through a list of classes offered to federal employees, one of which is:

Developing Maximum Personal Effectiveness
Judging by the average federal employee, I'd have to say that this must be the least-enrolled class ever.

I wish introductory Portuguese was at a time I could take it.
I want to learn Portuguese. It is next after Spanish.

Originally posted by odg78
This is interesting. Without thinking too much I'd say there would be way more pictures of Jessica Alba but when you're talking about athletes you have to factor in not just sites made by horny girls but also all of the different sports sites that are out there.
It's not just all sports though...then there would be a chance. It's really just soccer and David Carr.

--As for the numbnut that keeps leaving clothes around: either get a girlfriend who wears less clothing or get you ************ together kid!
Definitely. Of course, his parents just mocked him instead of being upset, so I guess it doesn't matter.

Originally posted by FulhamRev
http://www.governmentgrant.com/Images/insane.jpg "DO IT FOR AMERICA"
My parents nearly hit that guy once in Annapolis. He popped out from behind a car nowhere near a crosswalk and nearly bought it.

-What is it with anonymous fat people coming in here? This guy didn't even come through a proper door...he somehow snuck in the back.
-It's raining. Bitch ass weather.
-I think it might be time for some lyrics.

"Moment of Truth" by Gang Starr

(long series of women leaving Guru messages)

(Chorus- Guru)
They say it's lonely at the top, in whatever you do
You always gotta watch mother************ers around you
Nobody's invincible, no plan is foolproof
We all must meet our moment of truth

The same sheisty cats that you hang with, and do your thang with
Could set you up and wet you up, n**** peep the language
It's universal, you play with fire it may hurt you
Or burn you, lessons are blessings you should learn through
Let's face facts, although MC's lace tracks
It doesn't mean behind the scenes there ain't no dirt to trace back
That goes for all of us, there ain't nobody to trust
It's like sabotage, it's got me ready to bust
But I can't jeapordize, what I have done up to this point
So I'ma get more guys, to help me run the whole joint
Cultivate, multiply, motivate, or else we'll die
You know I be the master of the who what where and why
See when you're shinin, some chumps'll wanna dull ya
Always selfish jealous punks, will wanna pull ya
Down, just like some shellfish in a bucket
Cause they love it, to see your ass squirm like a worm
But just as you'll receive what is comin' to you
Everybody else is gonna get theirs too
I ain't no saint, therefore I cannot dispute
That everyone must meet their moment of truth

They say it's lonely at the top, in whatever you do
You always gotta watch mother************ers around you
Nobody's invincible, no plan is foolproof
We all must meet our moment of truth

Actions have reactions, don't be quick to judge
You may not know the harships people don't speak of
It's best to step back, and observe with couth
For we all must meet our moment of truth

Sometimes you gotta dig deep, when problems come near
Don't fear, things get severe for everybody everywhere
Why do bad things happen, to good people?
Seems that life is just a constant war between good and evil
The situation that I'm facin', is mad amazin'
To think such problems can arise from minor confrontations
Now I'm contemplatin' in my bedroom pacin'
Dark clouds over my head, my heart's racin'
Suicide? Nah, I'm not a foolish guy
Don't even feel like drinking, or even gettin high
Cause all that's gonna do really, is accelerate
The anxieties that I wish I could alleviate
But wait, I've been through a whole lot of other ************, before
So I oughta be able, to withstand some more
But I'm sweatin though...my eyes are turnin' red and yo
I'm ready to lose my mind but instead I use my mind
I put down the knife, and take the bullets out my nine
My only crime, was that I'm too damn kind
And now some scandalous mother************ers wanna take what's mine
But they can't take the respect, that I've earned in my lifetime
And you know they'll never stop the furious force of my rhymes
So like they say, every dog has it's day
And like they say, God works in a mysterious way
So I pray, remembering the days of my youth
As I prepare to meet my moment of truth

*sample from "Who's Gonna Take the Weight?"*
"You should know the truth/And the truth shall set you free"

Yo I got one lyric pointed at your head for start
Another one, is pointed at your weak ass heart
Now if I pull the trigger, on these fully loaded lines
You're gonna wish I woulda pulled a black nine, I mack dimes
Crack the spines of the fake gangsters
Yeah the bitin triflin n****s, and the studio pranksters
Yo lookin' at the situation plainly: will you remain G?
Or will you be looked upon strangely?
I reign as the articulator, with the greater data
Revolvin on the TASCAM, much doper than my last jam
While others struggle to juggle, tricky metaphots
I explore more, to expose the core
A lot of MC's, act stupid to me
And we have yet to see, if they can match our longevity
But anyway it's just another day
Another fake jack I slay with my spectac' rap display
Styles, smooth but rugged -- you can't push or shove it
You dig it and you dug it cause like money you love it
The king of monotone, with my own throne
Righteously violent prone my words bring winds like cyclones
Stormin your hideout, blockin' out your sunlight
Your image and your business, were truly not done right
Throw up your he-Allah-I now, divine saviors
You got no hand skills there's no security to save ya
No pager, no celly, no drop top Benz-y
I came to bring your phoney hip-hop, to an ending
My art of war will leave you sore from the abuse
Cause you must meet your moment of truth

They say it's lonely at the top, in whatever you do
You always gotta watch mother************ers around you
Nobody's invincible, no plan is foolproof
We all must meet our moment of truth