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JeffGMc
23 Jul 2002, 10:53 AM
Happy birthday Courtney!
LizAFC
23 Jul 2002, 11:11 AM
-Cookies are good!
-I went to a Little League baseball playoff game thing last night because the son of my brother's co-worker is on the team. Lemme tell ya, his team kicks major ass! They called the game in the fourth inning because the score was already 10-0. The team consists of 10, 11, and 12 year-olds, and they're HUGE! This one 11 year-old dude was 6'1" and another was 5'11". The pitcher threw a no-hitter (I guess having your dad as a former MLB player helps your game).
-My brother and I were messing around yesterday and he smacked my arm and left a red handprint on it. The rest of the night, he kept hitting himself trying to give himself a red mark.
-I painted my nails orange.
-Happy birthday, Courtney! :)
JeffGMc
23 Jul 2002, 11:33 AM
Originally posted by LizAFC
-I went to a Little League baseball playoff game thing last night because the son of my brother's co-worker is on the team. Lemme tell ya, his team kicks major ass! They called the game in the fourth inning because the score was already 10-0. The team consists of 10, 11, and 12 year-olds, and they're HUGE! This one 11 year-old dude was 6'1" and another was 5'11". The pitcher threw a no-hitter (I guess having your dad as a former MLB player helps your game).
Danny Amonte called, he wanted their number.
NorthGoalGang
23 Jul 2002, 11:36 AM
- Happy Birthday, Courtney. In celebration, you should increase your painkiller dosage by one pill. Live on the edge.
- It's hot outside, like being inside a kiln or a blast furnace.
Courtney
23 Jul 2002, 12:11 PM
Originally posted by Topo
I'm feeling kind of old school today:
ICE CUBE
"Down For Whatever"
Damn.
I'm broke.
My feet hurt.
(Inside the mind of a car jacker)
And that bitch is slippin.
It makes me wanna..creep.
It makes me wanna..creep.
[Verse One]
Damn, I'm such a G it's pathetic
Here comes the big-headed
*************** that's dippin
Sippin on Courvoisier
Goddamn I must havta floss today
Now pimpin aint easy but it's necessary
So I'm chasin bitches like Tom chased Jerry
I'll put the pedal to the flo-uh
In my two-tone Ford Explo-uh
You know how it's done
Sounds bumpin
Ain't that sumthin?
Jumped on the 110
She's flyin in the Blazer
Like "Go Speed Racer"
But I ain't gonna chase her
Like Racer X
But I won't flex
Til it's time to have sex
So when you wanna get togetha?
Cause you know a *************** like me
Is down for whatever
And I'm down for whatever
[Verse Two]
When I was little I didn't wanna be like Mike
I wanted to be like Ike
Cause
Papa Was A Rolling Stone in the sixties
And he liked green like Bill Bixby
Told me that my best friend was a ten and a twenty
Pokets never skinny
Played let's get it on in the living room
Cause he'll turn the party out sayin, "This is MY mutha************in house"
And y'all gots to go
Through the door
And if you can't find the door
He'll help you with the four-four
Talkin much ************ on the grass
And straight down to blast
I'm still in my p.j.'s
He's in a turtleneck sweater
And we down for whatever
And I'm down
Solid Pro is down for whatever
The Don Jaguar is down for whatever
And it don't seem to stop
[Verse Three]
Now
I don't talk a lot of ************
But when it's time to get busy with these hos, let's go
Cause I'd rather see a skinhead dead
Then my ***************s wearin blue or red
Cause I got the gift
To hit these hos swift
And I'm smellin like a fifth
Of sumthin
Yeah, that's right
I'm standin in the store
Koreans
Act so nice
Cause I got potentials to blow up a Winchells
Donut
And you know what?
I'm Cool Like Dat like Digable Planets
But don't take a *************** for granted
Cause whether it's a verdict of the L.A. four
You just don't know
That this rappin-ass *************** will change with the weather
And be down for whatever
[Outro]
And I'm down
Creep.
And I'm down for whatever
Ice Cube - devoid of pop
And I will never dance for you trick-ass ***************s
It makes me wanna..creep.
It makes me wanna..creep.
This song deserves a birthday-style repeating.
And thanks Otha J, NGG, and Jeff!
JAnderson14
23 Jul 2002, 12:24 PM
Originally posted by sgnerdboy
Ha ha, great stuff. Yes, we steal everything from the Sounders. You really found us out. I'm also sure the Sounders supporters, wait, I mean THE POD invented everything on their own.
Uh, if I were a Seattle supporter, I would be the last to rag on other teams for their lack of support. Okay, so maybe three (I'm pretty sure there were more) Timbers fan made the trip up to Seattle, but can you honestly say more of you lot travel down here?
Like I said.
Originally posted by odg78
sick, sad world
Daria was a good show.
--Tina Fey was on Leno (boo) and the late Conan. Fey squared is never a bad thing
I'd like to go on record saying I hate Jay Leno.
--Apparently Jaime Moreno drives a porsche. Excellent
It is excellent. I don't remember what kind of car Etcheverry had, but Moreno's is the best on the team.
--Apparently the only places that mullets have survived in the wild are the Deep South, Latin America and cable porn
This is quite true. There's some guy I've seen after each of the last 3 games at RFK with a glorious mullet.
Originally posted by odg78
--When she's not dressed up like some glam, hippy, weirdo chick and she's just looking like a normal person Gwen Stefani is hella-attractive. For proof see the end of the new No Doubt video.
I think she looks pretty good either way, though sometimes her hair is too weird. I actually liked the pink hair.
Originally posted by odg78
It's amusing. They skipped completely over any complimentary words about Twellman and managed to get amazingly indignant about the diving part
--US Nats boards: You didn't really want rational discussion did you?
I really should have just never said a thing. Every time I go in there and post, there's a cluster************ of jackasses waiting.
--What's with these wannabe MLS hooligans? This is perhaps the most embarrassing thing in the world about being an MLS fan. If you have to meet your mom by the lemonade stand to get a ride home you are not a hooligan.
Indeed.
Originally posted by NorthGoalGang
- I never EVER reply to any threads in most of the soccer-related threads because it's so friggin' stupid and irrational.
I can't help myself.
- Hot weather is not soup weather.
Yesterday the little girl that lives next door said "It feels like soup" to her little brother about the weather.
Originally posted by GoDC
Jason - Rivaldo to AC Milan??? Talk about divers!!
It won't happen. We already have a ridiculous logjam in midfield.
That is a new Porsche for Jaime. His old one had JM 9 as his license plate. Saw him parked illegally at one of the Meet the Team days at old United Training grounds a few years ago.
Parked illegally...that is so right. Moreno should be able to park any damn way he pleases.
Originally posted by NorthGoalGang
Me too.
I really don't want to complain, because I don't want to be like the rest of the whiners. I was thinking about getting the Premium Membership. I just don't like how they're taking so much away to almost force you into it. I understand sigs and avatars and quicker and all that, but the other stuff just makes things hard to get around.
Rant over.
It's effective business, unfortunately.
Originally posted by Topo
Dude, once you get a snake-head fish, the hookers are soon to follow.
Where there is a snake, them hos will follow.
That damn fish...they've been found in 7 states now, so Crofton's moment in the sun is over.
Let me reiterate that Crofton and hookers cannot coexist.
Originally posted by Topo
I adopt a different strategy. I post on there occasionally. Then, I avoid any threads in which I have already posted and don't read any responses to what I may have said.
I like to think that you can go into a MNT thread, drop a bomb and leave. There may be as many as 10-15 responses yelling about what you've said, but you don't ever have to read them.
This is usually what I do, but I happened to go back there and saw that even JG_Revs, who I thought was rational, was going apeshit in the typical "I'm a ************ing idiot" MNT fashion.
Originally posted by odg78
Did you really post that Blue song? Did you catch something from the Crofton whores?
Damn Crofton whores...
Originally posted by carolinab
--I just got a notice from the division of elections and realized that I can't vote for my boss in the primary because I'm registered in a different political party... I find that pretty damn funny, actually.
Quality.
Originally posted by LizAFC
-Cookies are good!
Damn right.
-I painted my nails orange.
You remind me of our keeper senior year. He had orange everything (except shoes, because he refuses to wear anything but Lotto).
-Happy birthday Courtney. You should celebrate by getting ripped off Jaeger and passing out in the yard.
-I have to go renew the Pick My Lunch! thread because it's about that time.
-This 4.5 hours of sleep a night is just not the thing.
-This damn picture of Twellman has been trying to download throughout this catchup...either it's gigantic or this computer sucks.
Courtney
23 Jul 2002, 12:29 PM
Originally posted by JAnderson14
-This damn picture of Twellman has been trying to download throughout this catchup...either it's gigantic or this computer sucks.
Your computer sucks, it's not that big, and it even loaded fast on my piece of ************.
Oh, and Jaime's porshe is definately excellent.
JAnderson14
23 Jul 2002, 12:32 PM
Originally posted by Courtney
Your computer sucks, it's not that big, and it even loaded fast on my piece of ************.
Oh, and Jaime's porshe is definately excellent.
I see. Earlier it tried for 10 minutes to load Yahoo photos before I just gave up.
Maybe it's that everyone here is online, so there's less bandwidth?
-You guys need to go help pick my lunch.
LizAFC
23 Jul 2002, 12:56 PM
Originally posted by JAnderson14
Maybe it's that everyone here is online, so there's less bandwidth?
Maybe.
-You guys need to go help pick my lunch.
Done and done.
Dennis is happy that you decided on Mexican.
http://www.football365.fr/mediastore/foot/photos_articles/europe/angleterre/ARSENAL_BERGKAMP_040302_A.jpg
FulhamRev
23 Jul 2002, 01:00 PM
Originally posted by carolinab
--I just got a notice from the division of elections and realized that I can't vote for my boss in the primary because I'm registered in a different political party...:eek: I find that pretty damn funny, actually.
I registered Republican, simply to eff up their primaries....muahahahahahahahah!
carolinab
23 Jul 2002, 01:01 PM
Originally posted by FulhamRev
I registered Republican, simply to eff up their primaries....muahahahahahahahah!
So evil and so clever....well done!
JAnderson14
23 Jul 2002, 01:09 PM
Originally posted by LizAFC
Dennis is happy that you decided on Mexican.
http://www.football365.fr/mediastore/foot/photos_articles/europe/angleterre/ARSENAL_BERGKAMP_040302_A.jpg
Dennis Bergkamp ************ing rules.
Originally posted by FulhamRev
I registered Republican, simply to eff up their primaries....muahahahahahahahah!
This is the true mark of evil.
-The Taco Bell has Pizza Hut in it now. I got a free order of breadsticks for some reason.
-Next time I go that long without shaving, someone tell me how much nicer it is to not itch all day.
JAnderson14
23 Jul 2002, 01:16 PM
-I decree that "The Boys Are Back in Town" by Thin Lizzy is the best classic rock song ever.
-I also decree that everyone owes me $1.
LizAFC
23 Jul 2002, 01:17 PM
Originally posted by JAnderson14
Dennis Bergkamp ************ing rules.
Understatement of the year.
-I like pizza and breadsticks. I like cookies, too.
-J, did you ever get those disks finished?
JAnderson14
23 Jul 2002, 01:21 PM
-I finished the last disk as I was punching out yesterday. Today my job is to sort these manuals on how to attach the aluminum panels, and then punch holes in them. There are a shitload of these, so even with me working at a quicker pace than yesterday, I've barely done anything.
LizAFC
23 Jul 2002, 01:24 PM
Originally posted by JAnderson14
-I finished the last disk as I was punching out yesterday. Today my job is to sort these manuals on how to attach the aluminum panels, and then punch holes in them. There are a shitload of these, so even with me working at a quicker pace than yesterday, I've barely done anything.
Oooo, not fun! :(
JAnderson14
23 Jul 2002, 01:26 PM
Originally posted by LizAFC
Oooo, not fun! :(
I should have mentioned that no one enforces me and I'm getting paid $10 an hour.
That's the fun part. :)
LizAFC
23 Jul 2002, 01:29 PM
Originally posted by JAnderson14
I should have mentioned that no one enforces me and I'm getting paid $10 an hour.
That's the fun part. :)
Well then, sign me up!
Except right now, I'm quite enjoying this day with nobody caring that I'm not doing anything.
NorthGoalGang
23 Jul 2002, 01:41 PM
Now that I can go back to the end of the thread again, I realize that I possess incredible stroke on this website. Kiss my ring.
TheSlipperyOne
23 Jul 2002, 02:07 PM
Originally posted by odg78
--Apparently GI Joe comes on cartoon network now. solid
My Cartoon Network is all messed up and GI Joe isn't on until like 2 in the morning here.