Random Thoughts

[sgnerdboy]

Originally posted by Blue Lightning #2
Timbers fans suck. They only know one chant of their own (anything else is just something they heard us chanting, except modified to be pro-Timbers) and they're so poor they have to bang on buckets cause they can't afford drums. If Portland wasn't one of our fivals, I might even pity them...

Ha ha, great stuff. Yes, we steal everything from the Sounders. You really found us out. I'm also sure the Sounders supporters, wait, I mean THE POD invented everything on their own.

The Pod, by the way, is the name of the Sounders supporters club. I don't think the the three Timbers fans have a name for their "supporters club", but they're commonly known as "those wankers with the buckets"

Uh, if I were a Seattle supporter, I would be the last to rag on other teams for their lack of support. Okay, so maybe three (I'm pretty sure there were more) Timbers fan made the trip up to Seattle, but can you honestly say more of you lot travel down here?

Just so you know, our section of PGE Park is called the Woodshed. Supporter's group is called the Cascade Rangers. Since when was that stuff important, anyway?

Cheers.

kevin
+ http://tullamarine.org

[odg78]

--A-League Smackdown, next on sick, sad world
--Apparently GI Joe comes on cartoon network now. solid
--Tina Fey was on Leno (boo) and the late Conan. Fey squared is never a bad thing
--Apparently Jaime Moreno drives a porsche. Excellent
--Apparently the only places that mullets have survived in the wild are the Deep South, Latin America and cable porn

[odg78]

--When she's not dressed up like some glam, hippy, weirdo chick and she's just looking like a normal person Gwen Stefani is hella-attractive. For proof see the end of the new No Doubt video.

[odg78]

Originally posted by JAnderson14

-I'm currently arguing with like 10 Revs fans over whether Twellman dives. None of them has referred to anything specific, and most haven't even read what I said other than "Twellman dives." Chowderhead, the upstanding wannabe hooligan, even said said "He's for real. Get used to it.", after I said a lot of good things about Twellman.


It's amusing. They skipped completely over any complimentary words about Twellman and managed to get amazingly indignant about the diving part
--US Nats boards: You didn't really want rational discussion did you?


--What's with these wannabe MLS hooligans? This is perhaps the most embarrassing thing in the world about being an MLS fan. If you have to meet your mom by the lemonade stand to get a ride home you are not a hooligan.

[NorthGoalGang]

- Hands number, probably 'cause I forgot to ice my neck yesterday. Not that dizzy yet, but it will come.
- I never EVER reply to any threads in most of the soccer-related threads because it's so friggin' stupid and irrational.
- The MLS Hooligan thing is the dumbest thing I've ever heard. These are people who absolutely don't have a clue what that means, and if they were faced with the real threat of violence, they'd soil their underthings.
- Hot weather is not soup weather.

[GoDC]

Jason - Rivaldo to AC Milan??? Talk about divers!!

That is a new Porsche for Jaime. His old one had JM 9 as his license plate. Saw him parked illegally at one of the Meet the Team days at old United Training grounds a few years ago.

[Topo]

Originally posted by NorthGoalGang
Why can't I go right to the last post in a thread? How much do I have to pay for that? Jesus H. Christo...
That is pissing me off.

[Topo]

Originally posted by LizAFC
I blew a kiss to the Dallas bus as it was going away on Saturday, and someone blew a kiss back. Suckers!
OPP - Naughty By Nature

Harm me with harmony
Dave drop a load on 'em
OPP, how can I explain it
I'll take you frame by frame it
To have y'all jumpin' shall we singin' it
O is for Other, P is for People scratchin' temple
The last P...well...that's not that simple
It's sorta like another way to call a cat a kitten
It's five little letters that are missin' here
You get on occassion at the other party
As a game 'n it seems I gotta start to explainin'
Bust it
You ever had a girl and met her on a nice hello
You get her name and number and then you feelin' real mellow
You get home, wait a day, she's what you wanna know about
Then you call up and it's her girlfriend or her cousin's house
It's not a front, F to the R to the O to the N to the T
It's just her boyfriend's at her house (Boy, that's what is scary)
It's OPP, time other people's what you get it
There's no room for relationship there's just room to hit it
How many brothers out there know just what I'm gettin' at
Who thinks it's wrong 'cos I'm splittin' and co-hittin' at
Well if you do, that's OPP and you're not down with it
But if you don't, here's your membership
Chorus:
You down with OPP (Yeah you know me) 3X
Who's down with OPP (Every last homie)
You down with OPP (Yeah you know me) 3X
Who's down with OPP (All the homies)
As for the ladies, OPP means something gifted
The first two letters are the same but the last is something different
It's the longest, loveliest, lean-- I call it the leanest
It's another five letter word rhymin' with cleanest and meanest
I won't get into that, I'll do it...ah...sorta properly
I say the last P...hmmm...stands for property
Now lady here comes a kiss, blow a kiss back to me, now tell me exactly
Have you ever known a brother who have another like ah girl or wife
And you just had to stop and just 'cos he look just as nice
You looked at him, he looked at you and you knew right away
That he had someone but he was gonna be yours anyway
You couldn't be seen with him and honestly you didn't care
'Cos in a room behind a door no one but y'all are there
When y'all are finish, y'all can leave and only y'all would know
And then y'all could throw the skeleton bones right in the closet do'
Now don't be shocked 'cos if you're down I want your hands up high
Say OPP (OPP) I like to say with pride
Now when you do it, do it well and make sure that it counts
You're now down with a discount
Chorus:
You down with OPP (Yeah you know me) 3X
Who's down with OPP (Every last lady)
You down with OPP (Yeah you know me) 3X
Who's down with OPP (All the ladies)
This girl ah tried to OPP me
I had a girl and she knew that matter-of-fact my girl was partner's that
Had a fall out, disagreement, yeah an argument
She tried to do me so we did it in my apartment, bust it
That wasn't the thing it must have been the way she hit the ceiling
'Cos after that she kept on coming back and catchin' feelings
I said, "Let's go my girl is coming so you gotta leave"
She said, "Oh no, I love you Treach" I said, "Now child please"
You gots to leave, come grab your coat, right now you gotta go
I said now look you to the stairs and to the stairwindow
This was a thing, a little thing, you shouldn't have put your heart
'Cos you know I was OPP, hell from the very start
Come on, come on, now let me tell you what it's all about
When you get down, you can't go 'round runnin' off at the mouth
That's rule number one in this OPP establishment
You keep your mouth shut and it won't get back to her or him
Exciting isn't it, a special kinda business
Many of you will catch the same sorta OPP is you with
Him or her for sure is going to admit it
When OPP comes, damn-- skippy I'm with it
Chorus:
You down with OPP (Yeah you know me) 3X
Who's down with OPP (This whole party)
You down with OPP (Yeah you know me) 3X
Who's down with OPP (This whole party)
Break it down!

[NorthGoalGang]

Originally posted by Topo

That is pissing me off.

Me too.

I really don't want to complain, because I don't want to be like the rest of the whiners. I was thinking about getting the Premium Membership. I just don't like how they're taking so much away to almost force you into it. I understand sigs and avatars and quicker and all that, but the other stuff just makes things hard to get around.

Rant over.

[Topo]

Originally posted by Landonrocksmyworld


LMAO, I gotta try that sometime. I'll try it this Wednesday...hehehe. I'm such a pimp machine.
I'm feeling kind of old school today:

ICE CUBE
"Down For Whatever"

Damn.
I'm broke.
My feet hurt.
(Inside the mind of a car jacker)
And that bitch is slippin.
It makes me wanna..creep.
It makes me wanna..creep.

[Verse One]

Damn, I'm such a G it's pathetic
Here comes the big-headed
*************** that's dippin
Sippin on Courvoisier
Goddamn I must havta floss today
Now pimpin aint easy but it's necessary
So I'm chasin bitches like Tom chased Jerry
I'll put the pedal to the flo-uh
In my two-tone Ford Explo-uh
You know how it's done
Sounds bumpin
Ain't that sumthin?
Jumped on the 110
She's flyin in the Blazer
Like "Go Speed Racer"
But I ain't gonna chase her
Like Racer X
But I won't flex
Til it's time to have sex
So when you wanna get togetha?
Cause you know a *************** like me
Is down for whatever

And I'm down for whatever

[Verse Two]

When I was little I didn't wanna be like Mike
I wanted to be like Ike
Cause
Papa Was A Rolling Stone in the sixties
And he liked green like Bill Bixby
Told me that my best friend was a ten and a twenty
Pokets never skinny
Played let's get it on in the living room
Cause he'll turn the party out sayin, "This is MY mutha************in house"
And y'all gots to go
Through the door
And if you can't find the door
He'll help you with the four-four
Talkin much ************ on the grass
And straight down to blast
I'm still in my p.j.'s
He's in a turtleneck sweater
And we down for whatever

And I'm down
Solid Pro is down for whatever
The Don Jaguar is down for whatever
And it don't seem to stop

[Verse Three]

Now
I don't talk a lot of ************
But when it's time to get busy with these hos, let's go
Cause I'd rather see a skinhead dead
Then my ***************s wearin blue or red
Cause I got the gift
To hit these hos swift
And I'm smellin like a fifth
Of sumthin
Yeah, that's right
I'm standin in the store
Koreans
Act so nice
Cause I got potentials to blow up a Winchells
Donut
And you know what?
I'm Cool Like Dat like Digable Planets
But don't take a *************** for granted
Cause whether it's a verdict of the L.A. four
You just don't know
That this rappin-ass *************** will change with the weather
And be down for whatever

[Outro]

And I'm down
Creep.
And I'm down for whatever

Ice Cube - devoid of pop
And I will never dance for you trick-ass ***************s

It makes me wanna..creep.
It makes me wanna..creep.

[Topo]

Originally posted by JAnderson14
-Oh ************! I almost forgot...I think Crofton has 2 hookers now. These 2 girls were walking down one of the main roads, both in those giant sort of sandals, tiny halter tops, and "shorts" that looked more like briefs with flys. It was ridiculous.
-Damn Crofton hookers. I'm going to have to get the hell out of here.
Dude, once you get a snake-head fish, the hookers are soon to follow.

Where there is a snake, them hos will follow.

[Topo]

Originally posted by Pack87Man
-I wish I didn't have shame. There are so many girls here I don't know, and will probably not recognize if I see them again, so why can't I just go up to one an hit on them? Must be some misplaced part of my conscience.

Remember, "Initiating the conversation is half the battle."

Or, remember that you have a 0 percent chance if you do nothing and a something better than that percent chance if you talk to them.

[Topo]

Originally posted by JAnderson14
-The moral is, never post on the MNT boards.
This bears repeating.

I adopt a different strategy. I post on there occasionally. Then, I avoid any threads in which I have already posted and don't read any responses to what I may have said.

I like to think that you can go into a MNT thread, drop a bomb and leave. There may be as many as 10-15 responses yelling about what you've said, but you don't ever have to read them.

The worst thing that you can do to some people is ignore them.

Plus, while they're busy having a coronary over something you said to be funny in MNT, it keeps them from contaminating other forums.

[Topo]

Originally posted by JeffGMc
Middle of the park was McCrum, Star Wars sheet affixed and guarded!
I think we need to go to a toga party together. I would wear my Transformers sheet. You could wear your Star Wars sheet.

Then, we would have everything...well, everything except chicks.

Why did I think this was a good idea again?

[Topo]

Originally posted by spider_kin
anyone else notice how they have removed that "go to first unread post" button from the page?

damn bastards.

well anyway.. i'm out.

bye
You can still get it if you open a thread and then push it at the top of the page (where the page numbers are).

[Topo]

Originally posted by Blue Lightning #2
-I am one step closer to doing a CMM pic, although I want to slim down a little first. By the time I get around to doing it and posting it, CMM pics will probably be a thing of the past around these parts, but oh well. I will also do one wearing a Sounders replica jersey, which I will be purchasing on Sunday.

Well, just to keep things going since I don't think these are on the new bigsoccer:
http://patriot.net/~marimacc/momoney.jpg

-I'm back!
Welcome. And because I have been littering this thread with lyrics this morning, I give a tribute to Blue Lightning (and Blue Lightning #2, dude you should watch about naming yourself after bodily functions). Have you ever thought of joining Blue Man Group. This song makes me think of them:

Eiffel 65
Blue (Da Ba Dee)

Yo listen up here's a story
About a little guy that lives in a blue world
And all day and all night and everything he sees
Is just blue
Like him inside and outside
Blue his house with a blue little window
And a blue Corvette
And everything is blue for him
And himself and everybody around
Cause he ain't got nobody to listen

I'm Blue da ba dee da ba daa
I'm Blue da ba dee da ba daa

I have a blue house with a blue window
Blue is the colour of all that I wear
Blue are the streets and all the trees are too
I have a girlfriend and she is so blue
Blue are the people here that walk around
Blue like my Corvette, it's in and outside
Blue are the words I say and what I think
Blue are the feelings that live inside me

I'm Blue da ba dee da ba daa
I'm Blue da ba dee da ba daa

I have a blue house with a blue window
Blue is the colour of all that I wear
Blue are the streets and all the trees are too
I have a girlfriend and she is so blue
Blue are the people here that walk around
Blue like my Corvette, it's in and outside
Blue are the words I say and what I think
Blue are the feelings that live inside me

I'm Blue da ba dee da ba daa
I'm Blue da ba dee da ba daa

Inside and outside
Blue his house with a blue little window
And a blue Corvette
And everything is blue for him and himself
And everybody around
Cause he ain't got nobody to listen

I'm Blue da ba dee da ba daa
I'm Blue da ba dee da ba daa

[odg78]

Did you really post that Blue song? Did you catch something from the Crofton whores?

[odg78]

HEY COURTNEY!

This guy would like to wish you a happy birthday

http://www.revolutionsoccer.net/images/2002/head_shots/players/twellman_taylor_150w.jpg


And I would too

[carolinab]

Originally posted by JeffGMc
Even better than "Jason's Crazy Guy?" Jeepers. Even better than "Bridge"? Whoa.
Everyone has different tastes. I'll give it to you on the 3rd.

:) Gracias!

Originally posted by JeffGMc
- Blucher!

*whinny*

--I just got a notice from the division of elections and realized that I can't vote for my boss in the primary because I'm registered in a different political party...:eek: I find that pretty damn funny, actually.

[JeffGMc]

Originally posted by odg78
--Apparently GI Joe comes on cartoon network now. solid

1:00 AM Eastern. Very solid. They started out with the movie, Serpentor and all that. Very exciting.
Originally posted by Topo

I think we need to go to a toga party together. I would wear my Transformers sheet. You could wear your Star Wars sheet.

Then, we would have everything...well, everything except chicks.

Oh no, my friend. With the powers of 1970's and 1980's pop culture working for us, there would be no stopping the chick magnets that we would be. Ever see Top Secret's submarine magnet? That would be us.

CMM:
http://www.boomspeed.com/jeffgmc2/CMM1.JPG
Here, Jeff McCrum, resplendent in his away long-sleeve, game-worn Peter Nowak jersey, screams into his cellular phone about his hatred of the Metrostars as dollar bills of many denominations fall from the sky. He is also holding a Super Ninja kit.