Random Thoughts

[Ian Lozada]

Originally posted by JAnderson14

-PICK MY LUNCH!!!!!!!!


Veal parm hero.

[GoDC]

Originally posted by JAnderson14
-Jeff's wife just called. I wonder what the drama of the day is. They're discussing some sort of magazine subscription...
-Is it wrong to be entertained by his problems?
-No, no it is not.
-PICK MY LUNCH!!!!!!!!
-Actually, I should just start a poll.
-This phone call is going too well. When does he start comforting her, and then hang up and warn me to never get married?

Good comedy but all of us married fools aren't in as bad shape as Jeff. I usually talk to my wife once a day for about 5 minutes just to see what is up.

Lunch - Wendy's (who cares about the food but you need a Frosty. I might even go out in the heat to get one)

[JAnderson14]

Originally posted by NorthGoalGang
- My Coventry City CM game is going down the pooper quick. My league form sucks. At least I've gone pretty far in the UEFA.
Ah, sweet CM.

Last night I advanced to the Dutch Cup final. Andy van der Meyde scored in the 90th minute for a 1-0 win at PSV. The final is against Feyenoord, so it should be a good one. I also won manager of the year due to being the only Dutch team that didn't lose in the first round of the CL. I can't imagine any other reason, as we're only in 4th place, and our longest win streak is 3. I may extend that tonight, as I've won 3 straight and am playing someone who sucks next...I can't remember who though.

Also odd was that Figo was sold to Deportivo for only 19 million pounds. Real Madrid made up for it though, buying Christian Vieri and Henrik Larsson.

Oh, and if anyone needs a good left midfielder for relatively little...see if the computer's Ajax will sell you Richard Witschge. He's scored 2 goals direct from freekicks in his last 2 matches, and has consistently had more key passes than anyone else on the field when he's on. I would keep him, but my left midfield spot is already going to be fought for by van der Vaart (19), O'Brien (24), and Youssuf Hersi (19), who will return from loan having won the young player of the year award and being the 4th highest rated player in Holland.

[JeffGMc]

Originally posted by JAnderson14
-Jeff's wife just called.
Damn! And I told her to stay off the phone!

[JAnderson14]

Originally posted by Ian Lozada
Veal parm hero.
There's nowhere I could go around here that wouldn't butcher it.

Originally posted by GoDC
Good comedy but all of us married fools aren't in as bad shape as Jeff. I usually talk to my wife once a day for about 5 minutes just to see what is up.
Oh, I know. My mom said that several people here warned him to really think about what he was doing before he got married. She's apparently a lovely combination of controlling and needy. Mom told me that at his wedding he mentioned their song. When asked how they got that particular song, he said "She said it was."

Your way seems much more sensible and much less taxing.

Lunch - Wendy's (who cares about the food but you need a Frosty. I might even go out in the heat to get one)
This is a more workable idea. The Wendy's here is quick and doesn't ************ up my order. Plus, you can't argue with a Frosty.

Originally posted by JeffGMc
Damn! And I told her to stay off the phone!
How is the having a harem going?

-People keep coming back here...my workrate is up because I don't want to be seen as a ridiculous slacker. I can get away with slacker easily, because everyone else here is slacking. Ridiculous levels, though, may be questioned.

[JeffGMc]

Originally posted by JAnderson14
How is the having a harem going?

Apparently not well, they refuse to obey my orders and refuse to give massages to myself. I need to get the women who need Green Cards, obviously.

[JAnderson14]

Originally posted by JeffGMc
Apparently not well, they refuse to obey my orders and refuse to give massages to myself. I need to get the women who need Green Cards, obviously.
Perhaps you just need to emphasize that they're in your harem more. After all, what do you do in a harem if you're not having sex with/giving a massage/feeding grapes to the guy?

-Pick my lunch is now a thread. I may even use it for the rest of the week.

[Topo]

Go with the Frosty and whatever Wendy's preliminaries seem suitable at the time.

Then, go bid on this:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1752254106

It's pathetic.

When I told this one guy at work that my girlfriend was coming to work at the same place, he advised me that it was a bad idea.

"Are you insane?" He says. "You'll just end up donig all your shouting at each other in the halls and you won't get any work done because you'll spend all you time at work yelling at each other and arguing."

I thought he was joking and started to laugh and then realized he was serious.

I wanted to say, "If I spent all my time arguing with and yelling at somebody I wouldn't stay with them or stay married to them." But, I knew he wouldn't understand, so I went with, "I'll take it under advisement. I hope it works out."

[JAnderson14]

Originally posted by Topo
Then, go bid on this:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1752254106

It's pathetic.
I like this part: "This costume is very cool!"

I wanted to say, "If I spent all my time arguing with and yelling at somebody I wouldn't stay with them or stay married to them." But, I knew he wouldn't understand, so I went with, "I'll take it under advisement. I hope it works out."
He reminds me of my old roommate. Cockpunch him.

[JAnderson14]

-Does anyone else feel naked without an avatar and sig? It was fine when no one had one...now I feel like I'm flapping in the wind.

[Own Goal Hat-Trick]

i feel even more naked without having a supurfulous $30 laying around...

[JeffGMc]

Originally posted by Topo
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1752254106

I like "Mystic Black Stealth Design" and "Notorious Twin Serpent Ninja Logo" I mean who hasn't heard of the Notorious Twin Serpent Ninja Logo?

I also appreciate the use of the word "realistic," implying that it is not real, it only appears so.

And if you wear the clothes, you also become a ninja, which I think is some kind of great deal.

Also: One size fits all? Yipes.

[JeffGMc]

Originally posted by JAnderson14
-Does anyone else feel naked without an avatar and sig? It was fine when no one had one...now I feel like I'm flapping in the wind.
I thought I was naked, then I bought some $30 ninja outfit, so I'm great now!

ME:
http://chickenfeet.com/coolcostumes/Ninja/Ninja55026blackninja232-13-05-02b.jpg

[JAnderson14]

Originally posted by Own Goal Hat-Trick
i feel even more naked without having a supurfulous $30 laying around...
I actually took 30 ones and some tape and made a pair of briefs. They aren't comfortable, but at least I'm not a-flappin'.

[JeffGMc]

Goodbye all!

I'm off to Bryant Park, showing Young Frankenstein tonight up on the big screen, huzzah!

[JAnderson14]

Originally posted by JeffGMc
Goodbye all!

I'm off to Bryant Park, showing Young Frankenstein tonight up on the big screen, huzzah!
It's only 2pm...what are you going to do before then?

-Wait, he's not here to answer.

[Landonrocksmyworld]

Originally posted by JeffGMc
Dear Landon,

I recently heard about your rude behavior to one of your bigger fans as well as your refusal to sign a fricking autograph.

You suck.

And you deserve a swift cockpunching for stealing a sweatshirt.

Ass.

Sincerely,
Jeff McCrum

Chrissi, sorry to hear about your results, go kick it's ass!

Also, does anyone recall Liam saying something about BS never getting his $30? Hmm, odd, that.

I am lazy as hell today.

THIS IS ƒUCKING FUNNY! ROTFLMAO!

Originally posted by VanillaBean

This doesn't surprise me at all. Seriously, he needs to be smacked into next month with that attitude.


[B]
I'm so sorry. I'll be keeping you in my thoughts and prayers.


I think Tristan needs to give him the smackdown.

Thanks a bunch :)

Originally posted by Fanaddict
Yes the meet the team social was today. Carlos was there playing games with fans,posing for pictures,giving autographs and generally being nice. Hey Landon, take a clue.

*cough*LANDONSTINKSRIGHTNOW*cough*

No, seriously, I thought about it, and I had my hair in a new hairstyle, maybe the guy didn't recognize me. Nawww...

Originally posted by Pack87Man
_LRMW, sorry to hear about that. I hope it goes well for you.



Thanks.

Originally posted by LizAFC
Sure, Landon was in a pretty big hurry and not all too warm with the fans, but I think I can let it slide. Chrissi, you must have noticed that after the past few games there have been many, many, many, many more people out there demanding autographs from the players. I think Landon should get credit for even going out there at all because some players might not stay at all if in his position. There were sooo many people out there, all wanting to have their picture taken with him, and it's just impossible for him to do it all. It's also amazing what a little politeness will do. He was signing stuff, not looking very happy (or at least not smiling, but trying to get through everyone as quickly as possible) and after he signed my cereal box I said "Thanks Landon, you played a great game tonight," he looked up and had the biggest smile and said "Thanks, and thanks for coming," and then continued on to the rest of the hounds.

I'm not trying to justify his rudeness or anything, but I think it's understandable.

I'm not blind, I noticed that there are a TON more people back by the locker room wanting autographs, but it's just really dumb that he took soooo many pictures with me and totally encouraged me in the past, and then all of a sudden turned colder than ice when I try to introduce one of my friends to him.

Originally posted by odg78
--Sorry about the diagnosis Chrissi! You can be assured that there are Get Well vibes-a-plenty coming from North Carolina
--Saying Landon deserves a ************-punching is much easier than rationalizing his behavior come on


Thanks.

Originally posted by FulhamRev
--Chrissi, get better, dammit!


LOL-thank you very much.

Originally posted by Ian Lozada


Is this because of those NY Times photos?

No, it's because he has common sense...or so it seems.

Originally posted by Ian Lozada


Oy. Prayers will continue.

Thanks

Originally posted by JAnderson14
-Does anyone else feel naked without an avatar and sig? It was fine when no one had one...now I feel like I'm flapping in the wind.

LOOK AT ME!!! I'm going around BS boards streaking!!! WOOO HOOO!!!

Some guy emailed me this morning on my personal email (only my family emails me on this one) trying to trade me a Mathis bobblehead for a "Langdon bobblehead" (I kid you not, that's how he spelled it. Even though I'm upset with the guy, HELL NO.

I watched Motocross this morning on ESPN2. Big shocker-Ricky Carmichael got first.

I turned down going hard-core camping (no flushing toilets, no sinks, no outlets, etc.) with some friends and my crush to stay here, taking care of my grandma in the hospital from a bypass (sp?) surgery. No matter which was I go, it's still sh!t. But family comes before crushes.

My two little cousins figured out who I have a crush on. They were eavesdropping last night after our big turkey dinner. I was telling my friend about who I like, and when I opened my door to my room, they were standing right there in front of me and scared the crap outta me. If they tell him, there is going to be a WWE smackdown in this household.

I had 3 cheese ravioli (sp?) this morning, while watching Bring It On. I need a laugh.

[Landonrocksmyworld]

Here's the email I got from my grandma this morning:

The Rules Of Bedroom Golf
1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play - normally one
club and two balls.
2. Play on a course must be approved by the owner of the hole.
3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and
keep the balls out of the hole.
4. For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course
owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before
play begins.
5. Course owners reserve the right to restrict the length of the club to
avoid damage to the hole.
6. The object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until
the course owner is satisfied that the play is
complete. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play
the course again.
7. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon
arrival at the course. The experienced player will
normally take time to admire the entire course, with special attention
to well formed bunkers.
8. Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played
or are currently playing to the owner of the
course being played. Upset course owners have been know to damage a
player's equipment for this reason.
9. Players are encouraged to have proper rain gear along just in case.
10. Players should assure themselves that their match has been properly
scheduled, particularly when a new course is
being played for the first time. Previous players have been known to be
come irate if they discover someone else playing
what they consider to be a private course.
11. Players should not assume a course is in shape for play at all
times. Some players may be embarrassed if they find
the course to be temporarily under repair. Players are advised to be
extremely tactful in this situation. More advanced
players will find alternate means of play when this is the case.
12. Players are advised to obtain the course owner's permission before
attempting to play the back nine.
13. Slow play is encouraged;however, players should be prepared to
proceed at a quicker pace. at least temporarily, at
the course owners request.
14. It is considered outstanding performance, time permitting, to play
the same hole several times in one match.
15. The course owner will be the sole judge of who is the best player.

[fireluv]

Hey-O!!!

Long time no see ya'll.

Yeah, this weekend sucked....except for the social yesterday. That was cool.

Chrissi, get better!!

School sucks too. Unfortunately I have an admirer in my class. :p

I'm sleepy.

[Landonrocksmyworld]

Originally posted by fireluv
Hey-O!!!

Long time no see ya'll.

Yeah, this weekend sucked....except for the social yesterday. That was cool.

Chrissi, get better!!

School sucks too. Unfortunately I have an admirer in my class. :p

I'm sleepy.

Thanks. Does this admirer know that you know? Hehe, I bet it's flattering!