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[odg78]

Originally posted by sgnerdboy


I have bacon in the fridge. Is that a fair trade?

kevin
+ http://tullamarine.org


Yes it is. I expect to see that porky goodness in my mailbox within the week.

[NorthGoalGang]

- Yesterday was my dizziest day. Today ain't so hot either. Time to call the doctor.
- I have a female doctor. She's very nice. It'll sure put a new spin on the prostate exam. Maybe I should bring her flowers so I don't feel like an ass whore.
- Fiancee is moved in. She's already bitching at the cable company. God bless her.
- I love donuts.
- I got picked up as a defender for a co-ed outdoor rec league. Now I have to get in shape so they don't regret the decision.

[JeffGMc]

Originally posted by C-towner
There are one hell of a lot of T&A threads lately. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Actually, when I logged on to FFA, I thought I'd screwed up again and gone onto that porn site again. There is a lot of skin on these boards lately.
Originally posted by Pack87Man
-What's with the Fire dropping home points? That should not happen.

Fixed your post, and I have no idea, I like to think it's Naperville, as it never happened in Chicago. Never happened while I lived out there either, now that I think about it. Maybe it's my fault.
Originally posted by JAnderson14

As the hair recedes, the talent goes up but the class goes down.

He is going to have a bigger ego than Razov in 2006, look out!
Originally posted by odg78
--Saying Landon deserves a ************-punching is much easier than rationalizing his behavior come on

It sure is!

I plan on doing nothing today as well.

[odg78]

I was looking at The Sun and they have this little story up about Ferdinand's move to Manchester United. They got quotes from people who knew him from his childhood, his time at West Ham and Leeds. All of them talked about what a great guy he was, how he was always working for literacy foundations and talking to kids. Except for the last one. It's by a former girlfriend and the entire thing is about he was such a great lover. Pay special attention to the last one.




National Literacy Trust director NEIL McCLELLAND, for whom Rio has tirelessly worked: “Rio has been inspirational and very influential.” (March 2001)

MAUREEN WILKES, who helps underpriviledged kids in Chapeltown, Leeds: He is a real gentleman with no airs and somebody the kids look up to. He is a great role model.” (August 2001)

DAVE GOODWIN, who ran Rio’s Blackheath and district schools team: “I first saw Rio at 11 in a trial and already he looked like a seasoned pro.” (November 2000)

Ex-lover SHERA ROSUN: “There are not many guys who can get me into bed on our first date but I was putty in his hands — we made love and it was great, it went on for hours and we ended up doing it four times. He’s got a lovely bottom.” (March 1999)

[FulhamRev]

--Chrissi, get better, dammit! :)

--While watching the British Open on Saturday, the announcers kept referring to Nick Price as "a great ball-striker." Every time they said it, I kept envisioning him running around the clubhouse, cockpunching (to steal a term from McCrum) all the other pro golfers.

--After the golf, we killed some real steaks, as well as some tubesteaks. Then we got into my roommate's uncle's boat, and promptly ran it aground. Ahh, to be young, drunk and stupid.

--Cindy, what made you draw a picture of Calvin biting his pillow? "Daddy, that's not supposed to go in my butt."

--Robble robble

--Rob, do you think you might have vertigo?

--Alexa, Richmond is a bit of a hike from DC...you renting a car or something?

[JeffGMc]

Originally posted by odg78
Ex-lover SHERA ROSUN: ?There are not many guys who can get me into bed on our first date but I was putty in his hands ? we made love and it was great, it went on for hours and we ended up doing it four times. He?s got a lovely bottom.? (March 1999)
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I love the British.

[Ian Lozada]

Originally posted by JeffGMc
This is it, last one. Trump Tower.
http://www.boomspeed.com/jeffgmc/trump.jpg

Enjoy, and have a good day, I'm off!

What, no Black Israelite dudes proclaiming that the spaceship is coming, so kill Whitey now?

[Own Goal Hat-Trick]

i dont think there has been enough transfer speculation about leeds so far this summer...

[Ian Lozada]

Originally posted by Landonrocksmyworld
I doubt Landon likes ANY girl around.

Is this because of those NY Times photos?

[Own Goal Hat-Trick]

speedvision used to be good until they decided to dump all the good racing (you know, rally, f1, ect) in favor of what, 8 hrs minimum per day of NASCAR. hooray for nascar. (not).

[Ian Lozada]

Originally posted by Landonrocksmyworld
I got my results from my biopsy. It came back positive for Hodgkin's Lymphoma. It hasn't really set in yet.

Oy. Prayers will continue.

[Ian Lozada]

Originally posted by Landonrocksmyworld
Hmm...maybe if I can get hundreds of posts in one day so I can still have my sh!tty "member" status, maybe I'll change my name to something refering to Ian.


That's really not necessary. ;)

[JeffGMc]

Originally posted by Ian Lozada
What, no Black Israelite dudes proclaiming that the spaceship is coming, so kill Whitey now?
Well, Times Square isn't until roll #2, and as I was shooting these breakdancers, really big storm clouds rolled in and we all ran to the subway. So that roll is still in my camera, I think I'm on shot 12.

[NorthGoalGang]

Originally posted by FulhamRev
--Rob, do you think you might have vertigo?

- What is vertigo exactly? I'm not sure what I have. My future sister-in-law told me that she had the same thing once and it was fluid in her inner ear. But I'm open for suggestions.
- I read that Steve Earle wrote a song that was sympathetic towards Islamic extremists. That's too bad. I was a fan of Earle's, but I'm not going to be anymore if he's talking that trash.

[GoDC]

Vertigo is basically dizziness and this is often caused by some problem with the inner ear (fluids, infection, ...)

Strange that they would not have checked this on you already.

[Topo]

Originally posted by Own Goal Hat-Trick keiths goddamn girlfriend has him all tied up, no quarry...
Just keep it safe, sane, and consensual and everything will be fine.

[NorthGoalGang]

Originally posted by GoDC
Vertigo is basically dizziness and this is often caused by some problem with the inner ear (fluids, infection, ...)

Strange that they would not have checked this on you already.

Doctors are a stupidface.

Plus, 3 more visits and my doctor can put her kid through college. I think the numbness threw them off the trail, but now that it's gone and the dizziness is still there, they will figure it out. I was just lucky enough to get two things at once.

[JAnderson14]

Originally posted by NorthGoalGang
- Yesterday was my dizziest day. Today ain't so hot either. Time to call the doctor.
Sorry to hear that.

- I have a female doctor. She's very nice. It'll sure put a new spin on the prostate exam. Maybe I should bring her flowers so I don't feel like an ass whore
That would be a very kind gesture. Plus, I bet that would help her be more gentle.

Originally posted by JeffGMc
There is a lot of skin on these boards lately.
Indeed.

He is going to have a bigger ego than Razov in 2006, look out!
Watch Razov go completely bald overnight.

Originally posted by odg78
Ex-lover SHERA ROSUN: “There are not many guys who can get me into bed on our first date but I was putty in his hands — we made love and it was great, it went on for hours and we ended up doing it four times. He’s got a lovely bottom.” (March 1999)
Quality. I get the feeling, though, that this is a desperate attempt to get him to call back and, more importantly, share his wealth.

Originally posted by FulhamRev
--Cindy, what made you draw a picture of Calvin biting his pillow? "Daddy, that's not supposed to go in my butt."
I may find myself proven wrong, but did anyone other than Kris here think of that? I'm hoping for a resounding "no".

Originally posted by Own Goal Hat-Trick
i dont think there has been enough transfer speculation about leeds so far this summer...
Just read they're now after Jaap Stam and that Milan has offered Roque Junior.

Originally posted by NorthGoalGang
Doctors are a stupidface.

Plus, 3 more visits and my doctor can put her kid through college. I think the numbness threw them off the trail, but now that it's gone and the dizziness is still there, they will figure it out. I was just lucky enough to get two things at once.
I would hope so.

-At-work Jason is here and copying more disks.
-I think it's fair to refer to At-work Jason as another person.
-He got 4.5 hours of sleep last night, so he's much more alert. He's also less likely to say something that makes no sense.
-Of course, you could take the fact that I'm referring to myself as 2 different people to mean that At-work Jason is in full effect. We'll see.
-Count Chocula is the best cereal ever. I'm so glad I skipped shaving to have some.
-Speaking of which...I'm approaching a lumberjack level of beardedness. I will shave when I get home, and then perhaps take a nap.
-I was happy with the fact that I woke up 20 minutes late but got to work at 11:01. Mostly, it was due to the swearing at other drivers.
-I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do after I finish these disks. Maybe I'll get lunch then? My mom left me a note about what to take care of while I'm here, but the part after "copy the disks" doesn't make much sense.
-It looks as though Milan will be playing with a box midfield. They're claiming that Seedorf is on the left, but all the stuff I've read emphasized that he and Rui Costa will be switching off frequently. The other indication is that the other 2 midfielders are Gattuso and Ambrosini, both defensive midfielders. The only thing that sucks is that Serginho will be on the bench. I would prefer a Seedorf-Ambrosini-Rui Costa-Serginho midfield, but this beats last year, where our only attacking midfielder would be one of Serginho, Rui Costa, and Pirlo. The rest of midfield would be packed with destroyers.

The backline will probably be Contra-Laursen-Maldini-Kaladze. If we ever get around to buying Cannavaro, he would replace Laursen. That's quite a solid back line.

The main question left unanswered is whether Inzaghi or Tomasson will start alongside Shevchenko. Currently, I figure it'll be Inzaghi. I think Tomasson will eventually fight his way into the role, but until then Pippo will start.

-This AC Milan update has been brought to you by Adidas. Adidas: Best Company Ever.

[NorthGoalGang]

- My Coventry City CM game is going down the pooper quick. My league form sucks. At least I've gone pretty far in the UEFA.

[JAnderson14]

-Jeff's wife just called. I wonder what the drama of the day is. They're discussing some sort of magazine subscription...
-Is it wrong to be entertained by his problems?
-No, no it is not.
-PICK MY LUNCH!!!!!!!!
-Actually, I should just start a poll.
-This phone call is going too well. When does he start comforting her, and then hang up and warn me to never get married?