Random Thoughts

[TheSlipperyOne]

Originally posted by sgnerdboy

- A hamburger with ham, bacon & an egg on it.
- Three bottles of Newcastle Brown Ale (Why can't your name be Sunderland Brown Ale?)


Sounds like you had the Royal Burger at Red Robin.

[FulhamRev]

Originally posted by JAnderson14

I asked my mom who the guy was, and she said they call him Fat Willie.

That's what they call my mom behind her back.
Originally posted by JAnderson14
Hey! Don't talk about my mom like that, you bastard!

That's what I'm saying...
Originally posted by sgnerdboy
+ I still feel like throwing up because last night I had:
- A hamburger with ham, bacon & an egg on it.
- Three bottles of Newcastle Brown Ale (Why can't your name be Sunderland Brown Ale?)
- A tube of fruit flavoured Mentos
- Pasta with bacon & chicken.
http://tullamarine.org
Can we all start calling Kevin, "Fat Willie" from now on?

[Ian Lozada]

--I own the world's loudest watch.

[NorthGoalGang]

I think lightning just hit something around the building. There was a flash. All the lights stayed on, the computer still works, and I don't think I'm dead. Maybe I blacked out again.

[spider_kin]

hmmmm my self is hurtin' me head, me hands, me. i had two hours of sleep last night maybe 2 1/2 and just as i got back to easton and was laying down to sleep for two 1/2 more hours before work, i got a call "urmm... do you wanna come in like... now? 3 hours early?" so i had a shower and went in an hour after that call... well 40 mins after... i kept telling myself "it's for dc. it's for dc" cos i need cash money to gets me there and all that sheet.

yeah.

i am working 7am till 6pm tomorrow. kill me please. 3hours at dunks is enough to break a man. 8 hours is just hell on earth... 11hours??? oh die. die die die. i'ma be just throwing ************ out the drivethru window by 5pm tomorrow... "take it and effin leave jackass!! RAR!!" lol

i'm so tired my head aches. but i'm making myself laugh at my stupidity. make fun of myself... ~sigh~ i make no sense when i'm this tired.. .unless i'm me and then i'm just laughing manically.

i'ma try and stay up more so that i don't wake up late tonight. i'll sleep all night and be happy :-)

i hink! hope+think=hink :rolleyes:

[VanillaBean]

Originally posted by JAnderson14
-Mom just told me that next week I'll be on the clock, so I'll only get $9 an hour. Son of a bitch.
Stop complaining. It's lame! ;)

-Orlando Perez? Que dices? Gracious almighty, I must check the Fire boards.

-I wanted to go into work today to cover for this girl that quit, but I had no way to get out there. Damn.

-I'm not sure what to make for lunch.

[FulhamRev]

It's been a while since I've done many many tequila shots in one evening. I have a feeling that tonight is the night.

[GringoTex]

Originally posted by Ian Lozada
--I own the world's loudest watch.

No, you have the world's biggest case of paranoia about the pot in your underwear.

[dearprudence]

My tooth hurts.

I'm not getting the proper amount of sympathy.

[LizAFC]

honeychile, I'm oozing with sympathy for you, you just don't know it.

[dearprudence]

Originally posted by LizAFC
honeychile, I'm oozing with sympathy for you, you just don't know it.
Why, thank you, Good Liz! I'm trying to figure out how to get through the weekend without hurting someone (from the pain, that is)!

[LizAFC]

Originally posted by honeychile

Why, thank you, Good Liz! I'm trying to figure out how to get through the weekend without hurting someone!

As long as you don't hurt yourself, or Jim, what's the problem? ;)

You can hurt Bad Liz, if it makes ya feel better.

[Landonrocksmyworld]

Originally posted by FulhamRev
Cover the kitten in chocolate pudding.

Place in microwave on high for 3 minutes.

Remove.

Eat.

I think I just lost my lunch. I'm extremely disturbed by that kitten story. Those ƒuckers are gonna go to hell and burn for eternity.

Originally posted by Courtney
-As of midnite, I'm not allowed to eat or drink ANYTHING, not even water.
-They also want me there at 9:30am, surgery is at 11, and they're always running late. Blech.

I feel ya girl, surgeries always run late. Grrr...don't make me bust one on the surgeon if he doesn't take you in on time.

Originally posted by FulhamRev
As the 60-some-year-old nurse told me after my knee surgery: "Do you want some morphine? People like morphine!"



After surgery lingo:

PATIENT says: OWWW!!! Ow, Owwwie...
NURSE says: Ohhh...10 CCs or morphine!!!

NURSE says: Would you like a popcicle or coke?
PATIENT says: EEWWW. Neither one..
NURSE says: Okay, I'll get you a popcicle.

PATIENT says: Umm...take the popcicle...BURRRB...*poofs cheeks out*
NURSE says: OHHH get a bucket!!!

I heard that in Lenny Kravitz's new book there is pictures of all of his piercings...including one of his, um, *ahem*.

Landon told a local AM radio station this morning that he's "taken a liking" to the girl he took to the ESPY awards.

No comment.

I have to clean out my garage. I'm gonna do it now. I'm rushing to go do it. I'm getting up right now. I'm making a bee line to go clean. I'm so excited. :yawn:

I need lunch.

[sgnerdboy]

Originally posted by TheSlipperyOne
Sounds like you had the Royal Burger at Red Robin.

Nah, it was just the Leaky Roof Special, which I had at a place around the corner from me called the... Leaky Roof.

+ I may eat like a Fat Willie, but I don't show it... yet.

+ My only plan this weekend is to go to Home Depot. I know, I know, the crazy life & times of me.

+ How exactly do you ooze sympathy? It sounds painful.

kevin
+ http://tullamarine.org

[Courtney]

Surgery went well. The IV was the worst part. They took out my plica, a MOUNTAIN (I mean a whoooolle lot) of scar tissue, and loosened my kneecap. My Meniscus wasn't actually torn, all the other things combined were putting a lot of pressure on it though and that's what made it seem that way. I also got a video of the arthoscopy(sp?), and have a big No!!! written on my right knee with a smiley face in the O.

I was talking lotsa crazy stuff to the nurses too. This guy named Steve brought me a ginger ale afterwards, and I was all "do nurses get tips?" "no, we're not allowed." "that sucks, cos I'd be giving you a tip for bringing me that ginger ale."

[dearprudence]

Originally posted by LizAFC


As long as you don't hurt yourself, or Jim, what's the problem? ;)

You can hurt Bad Liz, if it makes ya feel better.
Would that I could, would that I could...! :D

[spider_kin]

courtney is so cool :)

i'm so glad you are feeling better, and hope it isn't just the drugs talkin'... and do tell more about that nurse ;)

haha

so i ended up in such pain (my head hurt like a bitch) by 5:20 tonight that i went to bed. i woke up about 10 minutes ago... yeah... WAY TO GO ALARM CLOCK! damnit! grrrrr so yeah. i'm still exhausted... maybe i'll head back to bed really soon. although i should eat dinner at some point...

i'm feeling a little sickly right now :-( maybe because i never like... eat much anymore, and that always leads to my age old stomach problems kicking in pretty bad... but today i just couldn't really take it. so i had a bagel and cream cheese for breakfast around 10 am, two cookies for "lunch" at 4:30ish and just had a cookie now... i was just so tired/nervous that i didn't eat lunch. not healthy but what can one do? i had a job appointment at the y. i hope my cory (police profile) gets back there asap, cos i cannot start there until it does and i need to start there soon... like the 5th would be the best day to start, i could start the 29th, but i am going away on the 31st ;-) hehe

i'm so tired.

ugh i'm being all whiney and bitchy.

i like goat cheese. pity i don't have any. it's 9 on a friday.

i could, technically, go to shaw's and get food, but i'm not sure i want to.

i'm only wearing a grey tank from old navy and a pair of vic. secret string underwear (no it isn't like a piece of string... jerks! >:O) i'm so hot right now.

i know i'm tired when: i miss it (it being any one thing at that point in time that i cannot have at that point in time or whatever)

2). i babble uncontrolable

3). i talk about my underwear on some random soccer site.

4). it takes me a good 20 minutes to think about going out and getting food.

5). i say "aw **** it, i'm going back to bed"

6). i lay in bed going "i wish i had food" :-P

hehe i haven't said "aw **** it" yet, but i'm thinkin... i'm thinkin.

my stomach hurts... did i say that yet?

yeah. whatever.

i left my sunglasses in lowell again. GODEXPLETIVEMOTHEREXPLETIVEPIECEOFEXPLETIVEMEMORY!!! ARRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH my eyes hate me right now, they are so sensitive lately anyway, and when i'm ultra tired, they are ULTRA sensitive-ised.

i like making up words. WORD!

prolly leaving now. bye. i need to update my lj, but i'm not sure what to say in there... only really ppl on here read it. kerri and flannery are the only two who don't come here... i think.... hmmmm.... craziness.

i'm hungry grrrrrrrrrrr

[Farrell Fan]

So other than that, you're doing ok?

[Fanaddict]

Hey northgoalgang have you been tested for lyme disease? Just saw a program that says lyme disease can cause numbness of one side of the face and dizziness.

[TexanSoccer06]

"We're the brews, sporting anti-swatstika tatoos! Oy! Oy!"

-Oy Oy I'm tired. Getting my ass up at 6:30, packing, picking up a friend and driving back to College Station at 7, with another soccer camp starting at 1!!!!!! This one will be great fun
-I know pretty much all of you hate bluegrass type music, but the Down From the Mountain tour is full of amazing musicians
-The Brittany Spears tour on the other hand, is not
-Ok bed time. See everyone in 4 days