Random Thoughts

[FulhamRev]

Originally posted by VanillaBean
Morphineeee...[/I]
As the 60-some-year-old nurse told me after my knee surgery: "Do you want some morphine? People like morphine!"
Originally posted by JAnderson14

-The jackass woman in my class tonight said many stupid things, among them: "That ad stereotypes people of race".

"People of race".

No, I'm not kidding. She works for a lawyer. What sort of shitty lawyer has this sort of employee?

Shitty lawyer is redundant. Don't overestimate the intelligence of lawyers. That's what I was doing here at work last night til midnight...was reviewing legal documents for a deal we're doing and fixing all the errors that the lawyers keep making (EVEN THOUGH IT'S LIKE THE EIGHTH DRAFT!!!). It's really frightening how dumb these people are...and yes, I hate them.

--Rob, glad to hear you're feeling better. Sorry about your mouse though :(

--J, is the El-P really that good? I don't know if I can take a whole album of his too-many-sylables-for-his-own-good rhyme style over a whole album. I definitely need to listen before I'll buy.

--Anyone a fan of Robert Randolph?

--I got my US Soccer scarf in the mail yesterday. $9 for shipping!!! In the coment section of the order form I compared their shipping charges to a prison shower. They didn't have anything to say to me.

--I'm still eagerly awaiting the arrival of these in the mail:http://www.budshop.com/budshop/images/product_images/image/M2756_image.jpg

[NorthGoalGang]

Originally posted by FulhamRev
As the 60-some-year-old nurse told me after my knee surgery: "Do you want some morphine? People like morphine!"

Morphine: It's not just for breakfast.

[Ian Lozada]

Originally posted by Own Goal Hat-Trick
gotta love "disengage the simulator" - camp kill yourself

It's been too long since I watched a CKY tape.

[JAnderson14]

Originally posted by odg78
--I find it funny that a girl ripped one and forced you to leave
I actually left the entire second level of Borders as a result.

--My friend just got back from basic training in Oklahoma. There will be much barbecuing, drinking and cavorting tomorrow
Solid. I need to find someone to send off to Oklahoma, so we can copy this cavortion upon his return.

Originally posted by spider_kin
i'm not supposed to have to wake up at this ungodly hour... i didn't get to sleep till prolly 2:30 3pm damn storm didnt move in till around 1pm so it was hot as a mofo in here. grrrrr... i will sleep more before work! yes i will!

hmph.
Went to sleep around 4am. Woke up at 6:56am. Luckily, I didn't burn my lip on the crack pipe in my efforts to pick myself up.

Originally posted by NorthGoalGang
- Today's Rob's Health Update!!! I'm less dizzy, but I'm usually not dizzy until I get moving during the day. But my left hand is numb and my neck and shoulder are hurting. I've been officially scratched from the lineup of volleyball tonight, helping my fiancee move in tomorrow, and volleyball Monday. I'm close to going on the 15 day DL. This has been today's Rob's Health Update!!!!
The bold print and exclamation points make it both informative and exciting.

- My mouse at home exploded like a cat covered in pudding in a microwave, so I had to buy a new one.
Did you get a cordless one? You can huck those at things that anger you.

Originally posted by FulhamRev
As the 60-some-year-old nurse told me after my knee surgery: "Do you want some morphine? People like morphine!"
Yes they do.

Shitty lawyer is redundant. Don't overestimate the intelligence of lawyers. That's what I was doing here at work last night til midnight...was reviewing legal documents for a deal we're doing and fixing all the errors that the lawyers keep making (EVEN THOUGH IT'S LIKE THE EIGHTH DRAFT!!!). It's really frightening how dumb these people are...and yes, I hate them.
I hate them for employing that damn woman. She's clearly too stupid to be employed at anything. It's the worst kind of dumb, too...she's so dumb, she doesn't realize that everything she's said in class (and for once I'm not exaggerating) has been painful and has subtracted intelligence from us all. I know if I'm the biggest dumb ass in the room, I should just shut up.

--J, is the El-P really that good? I don't know if I can take a whole album of his too-many-sylables-for-his-own-good rhyme style over a whole album. I definitely need to listen before I'll buy.
The beats were really good. There were a good number of instrumentals (or at least, the vocals didn't kick in within the first minute). I do think he could cut about 5 syllables out of each line, but I was pleased with what I heard. Of course, it was only a minute of each song, and his songs can get into the 6 minute range, so who knows.

--I got my US Soccer scarf in the mail yesterday. $9 for shipping!!! In the coment section of the order form I compared their shipping charges to a prison shower. They didn't have anything to say to me.
I'm guessing you didn't talk about the joys of soap-on-a-rope.

Originally posted by Ian Lozada
It's been too long since I watched a CKY tape.
There are few things as entertaining as watching some guys hurt or mock themselves, each other, and innocents.

-As is always the case when I get about 3 hours of sleep, my back is killing me. I will be taking a glorious nap when I get home.
-Is that complaining too much?
-Dogs in sweaters...why?
-The guy I'm back here, Jeff, has spoken to his wife twice today. Both calls, as per usual, have consisted of him asking her questions, her getting upset about their impending move, him calming her, and him saying "Don't get married" immediately after the call ended.
-Orlando Perez was traded to Chicago. So, I've decided to write an open letter to all MLS teams:

Dear crap-mongers:

Feel free to attack our left side. Once you get past Convey, it's smooth sailing. Even if your right sided players are so awful that they let McKinley win the ball, he'll still send his "clearance" conveniently to your man's feet.

Enjoy.

Jason Anderson

-I'm really hoping this Quintanilla lives up to his fantastic name. Eliseo Quintanilla...say it with me kids. Eliseo Quintanilla.

[Ian Lozada]

Originally posted by JAnderson14

The bold print and exclamation points make it both informative and exciting.


All it needs is theme music.

[JAnderson14]

-I just thought of more things to say.
-DC United: More Q's Than Youse
-Wait...I thought there was more. Damn sleep deprivation.

[carolinab]

If we still had sig lines, this would be mine:

Originally posted by JAnderson14
-DC United: More Q's Than Youse

[NorthGoalGang]

Originally posted by Ian Lozada


All it needs is theme music.

I was going to co-opt the theme to CNN, with things written in bold to be read by James Earl Jones. Things in italics will be read by Master P.

[Own Goal Hat-Trick]

Originally posted by odg78
My friend just got back from basic training in Oklahoma.

what branch of service?

the WORST i have is, besides basic (which is in san antonio) 3 weeks of training in witichta falls. if im not there, then its a year in monterrey california. rough, i know.

jason, the woes dc may have on the left side sounds great, esp since our new signing, Garcia, also plays on the left...

fun fun fun!

oh, and speaking of drinking and bbqs... i ought to be in dc sometime around the 10th-15th, so wheres tha party at?

today maybe quarry day again. too bad keith is supposedly helping this monster of a girl he calls a girlfriend to move in. funny, but she doesnt know hes breaking up with her yet (which makes it even stranger that he would help her). if he gets done soon, were gonna grab some innertubes, float down the river for a mile or so, hop out, and sneak into the lake/quarry (its surrounded by an apartment complex)... i need more sun anyways, im going for that 'hispanic glow'

[JAnderson14]

Originally posted by Own Goal Hat-Trick
jason, the woes dc may have on the left side sounds great, esp since our new signing, Garcia, also plays on the left...
I've been calling for Perez to start over McKinley for weeks. He's fast (as opposed to being possibly the slowest player in the league not named Valderrama), he's only made one mistake (as opposed to many), and he's relatively young. Now, he's off to Chicago to get injured. Damn.

oh, and speaking of drinking and bbqs... i ought to be in dc sometime around the 10th-15th, so wheres tha party at?
I wish I knew.

i need more sun anyways, im going for that 'hispanic glow'
Vaya con Dios.

-I am so unshaven...ridiculous.
-Mom went to get lunch. I'm not hungry now, so I'm just going to have a chocolate milkshake.
-I'm killing time waiting for a page to load before I post this.
-Milkshake is here. Page has not loaded yet. Damnation.

[JeffGMc]

Originally posted by JAnderson14
I thought you were the guy who wore the pink briefs without pants.

Well yeah, but they were more amazed at the fact that I had a trumpet too.
Originally posted by NorthGoalGang
I've been officially scratched from the lineup of volleyball tonight, helping my fiancee move in tomorrow, and volleyball Monday.
I've been scratched from helping Kirche move because... wait for it... I am going to the All Star game.

How awesome is that?

Glad to hear you're feeling better Rob, sorry you're on the bench for weekend activities.

As I mentioned in carolinab v2.0, I'm going photographing today, tell me if you want any particular NYC shots and I'll put them up here. Dealine: 2:00 today.

[JAnderson14]

Originally posted by JeffGMc
I've been scratched from helping Kirche move because... wait for it... I am going to the All Star game.

How awesome is that?
I think "super awesome" is a fair and reasonable description.

-They just made me go carry a bunch of rather phallic pieces of metal in the shop. However, the guy who needed them, probably to start a museum of phallic imagery, was nowhere to be found.
-I'm essentially stealing money today. Honestly. I almost feel shame.
-Almost.

[JAnderson14]

-Mom just told me that next week I'll be on the clock, so I'll only get $9 an hour. Son of a bitch.
-Some guy came through...I don't know who he is. He said "Part time help, eh?" What the ************ am I supposed to say to him. I nodded and smiled politely.

[JeffGMc]

Originally posted by JAnderson14
-Mom just told me that next week I'll be on the clock, so I'll only get $9 an hour. Son of a bitch.
-Some guy came through...I don't know who he is. He said "Part time help, eh?" What the ************ am I supposed to say to him. I nodded and smiled politely.
"No, I'm training to replace you, you're out next week. Oh, they didn't tell you? My whoopsie."

[LizAFC]

Originally posted by JAnderson14

-DC United: More Q's Than Youse


*snicker*

Originally posted by Own Goal Hat-Trick

the WORST i have is, besides basic (which is in san antonio) 3 weeks of training in witichta falls. if im not there, then its a year in monterrey california. rough, i know.

Did you know that the Monterey Bay is officially the least affordable housing market in the nation? Ugh. Oh well, at this point I can't imagine living anywhere else.

Originally posted by JAnderson14

-Some guy came through...I don't know who he is. He said "Part time help, eh?" What the ************ am I supposed to say to him. I nodded and smiled politely.

Good for you.

-I caught up on all my sleep yesterday. I'm feelin' good!
-Very slow day at work again, which is very good.
-Tomorrow is going to a great day.
-My sunglasses have become an essential for me, even on days when the sun is nowhere to be seen (like today). They're like my watch now, I feel naked without 'em.

[JAnderson14]

Originally posted by JeffGMc
"No, I'm training to replace you, you're out next week. Oh, they didn't tell you? My whoopsie."
I asked my mom who the guy was, and she said they call him Fat Willie.

Originally posted by LizAFC
-I caught up on all my sleep yesterday. I'm feelin' good!
You stole from me. Give me back my sleep.

-Is everything I say in here today as strange as it seems to me?

[NorthGoalGang]

Originally posted by JAnderson14
-Some guy came through...I don't know who he is. He said "Part time help, eh?" What the ************ am I supposed to say to him. I nodded and smiled politely.

Tell him either:

1. "Shut your bitch mouth"
-or-
2. "Yup, I'm part-time here. I've got another part-time job porking your wife while you're at work."

[LizAFC]

Originally posted by JAnderson14


You stole from me. Give me back my sleep.

We can share. Sharing is caring.
Originally posted by JAnderson14

-Is everything I say in here today as strange as it seems to me?

Everything you ever say in here is strange.

[Own Goal Hat-Trick]

Originally posted by LizAFC

Did you know that the Monterey Bay is officially the least affordable housing market in the nation? Ugh. Oh well, at this point I can't imagine living anywhere else.


yeah, but the air force takes care of that for me, so im not worried one bit.

this move to dc though, without work, will be interesting... thankfully, im moving at a good time and should be able to snag some serving position or something in some rich ass burb... or... jason, think your mom would give me a job? hehe

i keep saying im going to go out... and i am... gonna play some soccer... just once this cd is burnt... keiths goddamn girlfriend has him all tied up, no quarry...

[JeffGMc]

Originally posted by Own Goal Hat-Trick
keiths goddamn girlfriend has him all tied up, no quarry...
Damn her!