View Full Version : Hi. My names Mel, and i'm a troll. I like to slurp milk out of a saucer.
Mel B
09 Dec 2004, 07:28 PM
Cat sitter need in Newcastle. I need a cat sitter in Newcastle that can cope with special needs. Please PM me if you can help.
scudly
09 Dec 2004, 07:32 PM
This is so..confusing on so many levels it's scary.
Mel B
09 Dec 2004, 07:38 PM
This is so..confusing on so many levels it's scary.
I know Im confuseled, I like to join my cat and eat Whiskers and drink cream.
Bluto11
09 Dec 2004, 07:45 PM
Star Wars: Zani Strikes Back
i realize this isn't Zani
Mel B
09 Dec 2004, 07:47 PM
Star Wars: Zani Strikes Back
i realize this isn't Zani
My cats called Gus. Can everyone please say hi to Gus for me. I like kittens.
Eddie26
09 Dec 2004, 07:57 PM
Arsenal board, let me introduce you to Mel_B. Mel_B allow me to introduce you to the Arsenal forum.
Be ready for random posts filled with the words dog's bollox, sonna, fella, taxi and his cat, Gus.
Eddie26
09 Dec 2004, 07:58 PM
Oh and hide your women.
arthur d
09 Dec 2004, 08:07 PM
Its just great they way the defence, well defends, and the attackers, well attack. And the GK's try to save the ball from going in the net. Truley awsome. Rock on people. :D :D :D
Torturing Americans again are we? Remember 4 Weddings and a Funeral, you might end up on the floor with a heart attack.
Mel B
09 Dec 2004, 08:09 PM
Arsenal board, let me introduce you to Mel_B. Mel_B allow me to introduce you to the Arsenal forum.
Be ready for random posts filled with the words dog's bollox, sonna, fella, taxi and his cat, Gus.
I think Im turning into a cat.
antifan
09 Dec 2004, 08:19 PM
Busted :D :D :D
Is that the name of the band whose poster now graces your bedroom door, fella. I see so many musical references in your work. You rap like a lobotomized Mike Skinner aka the Streets, yet you are named after one of the Spice Girls. Rock on, Bruva
Mel B
09 Dec 2004, 08:23 PM
Is that the name of the band whose poster now graces your bedroom door, fella. I see so many musical references in your work. You rap like a lobotomized Mike Skinner aka the Streets, yet you are named after one of the Spice Girls. Rock on, Bruva
I like to dress my cat up in skirts and blouses as I think he has gender issues.
mad theory
09 Dec 2004, 08:29 PM
This guy hasn't been on BS long and he's already ********ing pissing me off.
Mel B
09 Dec 2004, 08:32 PM
This guy hasn't been on BS long and he's already ********ing pissing me off.
When my cat dress's up in skirts and blouses, I often do the same. I like nice flowery skirts.
mad theory
09 Dec 2004, 08:35 PM
Cockney? I'm from north you muppet.
Word of advice? Stay away from our forum.
Gunner Phan
09 Dec 2004, 09:14 PM
Cockney? I'm from north you muppet.
Word of advice? Stay away from our forum.
"Sweep the leg, Johnny. Sweep the leg."
Motterman
09 Dec 2004, 09:21 PM
What you all thought about the big game coming up. How many punts the offence will make to counteract the defense. How many nets will team arsenal get. it will be exciting. Rock on people. :)
Sting is from Newcastle. I think I'll be a fan. :rolleyes:
Eddie26
09 Dec 2004, 10:09 PM
Don't say I didn't warn you...
It'll be ok. I am sure rick will take care of this northern muppet.
Hey Mel...get a JOB!
Neoš
09 Dec 2004, 10:19 PM
I wonder where this thread will go. *Grabs popcorn*
Eddie26
09 Dec 2004, 10:21 PM
I wonder where this thread will go. *Grabs popcorn*
*sits down, "NEO, can you pass the popcorn please?"*
mad theory
09 Dec 2004, 10:23 PM
It'll be ok. I am sure rick will take care of this northern muppet.
Who me?