I think I am going to choke my coach (R)

[Ted Cikowski]

so I just got out of practice and ******** head tells me that I am not starting at my usual striker position next week in the championship game. I score about 3 goals per game and this ************** wants me to play left back. ******** him. and ******** anyone who agrees with him. so i think I might go and choke him tonight at the coffee house that he goes to. I want him to suffer. I don't care if he is my grandpa. ******** him.

[goyoureddevils]

not serious ............ right?

Is there an analogy I'm missing here, or are you really some selfish, self centered little brat who deserves to have his leg broken next time out?

If you care, (assuming this post isn't a joke), so little about your team and so much about yourself that you would not be willing to do what's best to help win then I can tell you no more. Well yes, actually I can tell you more. You should sign up for men's league, here in my city, for the second session of indoor. You should put your screen name on the back of a bright red tee shirt, and you should make sure your medical insurance is good because I would like to inju...... I mean meet you.

[Ted Cikowski]

not serious ............ right?

Is there an analogy I'm missing here, or are you really some selfish, self centered little brat who deserves to have his leg broken next time out?

If you care, (assuming this post isn't a joke), so little about your team and so much about yourself that you would not be willing to do what's best to help win then I can tell you no more. Well yes, actually I can tell you more. You should sign up for men's league, here in my city, for the second session of indoor. You should put your screen name on the back of a bright red tee shirt, and you should make sure your medical insurance is good because I would like to inju...... I mean meet you.


I would completely tear you apart on the field. They call me 'crazy feet' because I score 3 goals then help out at a homeless shelter during halftime and then return to score 3 more goals.

All my teamates agree with me by the way and we are going to his house tonight to burn it down.