Favorite Family guy scenes

[budalabutt]

Since its the offseason and Stewie is definately a Fire fan POst your favorite Family Guy quites here.


My first one


Lois Griffin: What's going on?
Stewie Griffin: We're playing house.
Lois Griffin: The boy is all tied up.
Stewie Griffin: Roman Polanski's house.

[budalabutt]

Here are a couple more


Peter Griffin: This party couldn't be better if Jesus was here.
Jesus: For my next miracle, I will turn water... into FUNK!
[set turns into disco]

And because Quagmire rules:

Quagmire: Hello there, cutie! How old are you?
Girl: Sixteen.
Quagmire: Eighteen? You're first!
Girl: MOM!
Quagmire: I like where this is going.

[hitting on a girl waiting in line for a roller coaster]
Glen Quagmire: Hello there! You must be *this* beautiful to ride the Quagmire!

[budalabutt]

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How about some Avatars??

[budalabutt]

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[budalabutt]

How about these??


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[budalabutt]

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[BillQ]

So, Steve, I take it you are bored at work as well today? :)

[budalabutt]

So, Steve, I take it you are bored at work as well today? :)
Yeah I am very bored, though things are really going well today. I will be done in 10 minutes then I can go rock and roll.

[ManiacalClown]

hahaha this thread is struggling :D

[Marchetti]

Ahh...

Family Guy during work... on a soccer board.

nice job.

[Stogey23]

Sorry. I love Family Guy, but it has no place in the Fire forum.

[royalstilton]

"Jackyl...it's a jackyl...a jackyl...jackyl......"

[nicephoras]

Ah!?! Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no.......OH YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[budalabutt]

Stewie: NO Sprinkles!!! God help you if I find sprinkels!!! FOR every sprinkle I find I shall kill you!!!

[ZiggyGalaxy]

For Stewie's 1st birthday party...
Peter:Now Lois, that Cheesy Charlie's is no good.
(Cut to big evil-looking castle)
(Peter walks in)
Waiter:(Has horns and tail)Hi, welcome to Cheesy Charlie's. Heil Hitler!
Peter:Ahhh! Um, I'd like to schedule for a birthday party.
Waiter:Well good, let me tell you about our facilities. We have a great
package that comes with your choice of ice cream:Vanilla, chocolate,
strawberry or people.
Peter:What was that last one?
Waiter:Chocolate.
Peter:Well, what else do you have?
Waiter:Well, as you can see, we have a wide array of entertainment for
your children.
(See children on torture devices, spikes, iroon maidens, razor pendulems)
Waiter:And if you get enough tickets, you earn a prize!
Kid:I have 12 tickets. What can I get?
Clerk:Oh, I'm sorry Bobby, you need 13 tickets to live.
(Kid falls through floor)
Peter:Mister, I'm sorry, but I love and respect my wife too much to have
her son's birthday party here.
Waiter:Well thats too bad, because you'll be staying here anyway!
(Peter gets cuffed to a chair)
Peter:Oh, don't get me angry. You won't like me when I'm angry.
(Turns into Hulk and busts out)
Lois:Peter stop it, your story is getting ridiculous.

[Mad_Bishop]

I'm partial to the scene where Brian is on trial for paternity and the prosecuter is grilling him about his video rentals.

Brian: Those were for Peter! They stopped letting him rent because he taped over all the movies.
(cut to couple watching Citizen Kane)
Orson Wells: Rosebud...
(cut to Peter)
...Was a sled. It was his childhood sled. There. I just saved you two boring, boobless hours

[562nation]

hey it just came onherde on the west coast Cartoon network

[Bob Morocco]

Peter: heffffffff ahhhhhhhh
Peter: heffffffffff ahhh
Peter: heffffffffffffffffff ah
Peter: hefff ahhhhhhhhhhh
Peter: heff ahhhhhhh
Peter: heffffffffffffff ahhhhhhhhhhhh
Peter: hefffffffffffff ahhhhhhhhhhh

[budalabutt]

Bob,


Thats a funny scene. You talking about when he gets hit in the shin right?? LOL classic.

[Dan Loney]

You're asking whether Sesame Street has done an episode where the Count kills someone, and drinks their blood for sustenance.

Yeah.

No, Peter, they've never done that.