Website about Roy Orbison...

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...wrapped in clingfilm!

It doesn't get much weirder than this:

http://www.michaelkelly.fsnet.co.uk/karl.htm

[Michael K.]

"It always starts the same way. I am in the garden airing my terrapin Jetta when he walks past my gate, that mysterious man in black.

'Hello Roy,' I say. 'What are you doing in Dusseldorf?'

'Attending to certain matters,' he replies.

'Ah,' I say."