Chants thread

[wcgcapone]

We don't have one of these yet. A bout of early afternoon drinking and listening to Flogging Molly inspired this one for next year if Hanki is still in charge.

To the tune of Delilah:
why, why, why, Stan Kronke?
Why, why, why, Stan Kronke?
So before they come to break down the door
Forgive me Kronke I just couldn't take any more
Forgive me Kronke I just couldn't take any more

[greenie]

not that I expect many to know the song, but it fits. to the tune of "happy drunk" by the Skoidats. profanity watered down so the kiddies can sing along.

be careful what you say
be careful what you do
we don't care about your team
we'll beat you black and blue

cause we're... all Rapids fans,
don't get in our way.
cause we're... gonna tie your club
no matter what you say.

[Jeff]

That makes three people on planet earth that know "Happy Drunk". :)

[Daksims]

Ding Dong! The Witch is dead. Which old Witch? The Wicked Witch!
Ding Dong! The Wicked Witch is dead.
Wake up - sleepy head, rub your eyes, get out of bed.
Wake up, the Wicked Witch is dead. She's gone where the goblins go,
Below - below - below. Yo-ho, let's open up and sing and ring the bells out.
Ding Dong' the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low.
Let them know
The Wicked Witch is dead!

[wcgcapone]

To the tune of My Bonnie (for games against RSL):

My 3 points lie over the mountain, my 3 points lie over the Rockies,
My 3 points lie over the mountain, O bring back my 3 points to me.
Bring back, bring back, O bring back my 3 points to me, to me:
Bring back, bring back, O bring back my 3 points to me.

[Rapids/Arsenal Fan]

To the tune of My Bonnie (for games against RSL):

My 3 points lie over the mountain, my 3 points lie over the Rockies,
My 3 points lie over the mountain, O bring back my 3 points to me.
Bring back, bring back, O bring back my 3 points to me, to me:
Bring back, bring back, O bring back my 3 points to me.

Nice one.

[He's In Fashion]

In a perfect world, we sign a player named David from Dagenham and Redbridge so I can sing...



Head in the clouds

and a mouthful of pie

Head in a blouse

Everbody loves him, I , see, why

Dagenham Dave, Dagenham Dave, oh Dag-en-ham DAVE!

[wcgcapone]

Haha somebody had to do it:

There was something in the air that night
The stars were bright, Fernando
They were shining there for you and me
For liberty, Fernando
Though I never thought that we could lose
There's no regret
If I had to do the same again
I would, my friend, Fernando

[bilfish]

Ahhh, Chants. This is clearly the thread AA uses to figure out who to recruit...

:-)

Lessee... Sung to, ohhh, let's say Jingle Bells.

FC Dallas, FC Dallas
You used to be the Burn
But then you got all cor-por-ate
And that's just out of turn.

Huh, okay, maybe a little less to drink.

LDS, LSD,
Salt Lake here we come,
Oh what fun, it is to trounce,
These cheezy new age bums!

Or perhaps...

LDS, LSD,
Salt Lake here we go,
You're all too new, and cheezy too,
And such a stupid foe

Cheers,

BilFish

[askum33]

A la Eminem's Shady's back (?)

Guess who's back...
Back again...
Chris is back...
Tell a friend...
Chris is back, Chris is back,
To lay smack....

Dunn-nu-nuh... EEEp EEEp EEEp EEEp...
We've created a monster
Now someones gots ta
Score some goals,
What about Zizi?
Nah, he's chopped liver...
Now it's up to he,
Mr. Carr-eee-air-ee.
Dunn-nu-nuh.. EEEp EEEp EEEp EEEp... :D



Couldn't resist.

[RapidStorm]

For when we're crushing Real Salt Lake, to the tune of "For He's a Jolly Good Fellow,"

Ohhhh...when can we play a real team?
Oh, please can we play a real team
Oh, when can we play a real teeeeaam?...
For-Salt-Lake's-just-boys-with-5-wives.

With deliberate pronunciation of "reel" included.

[IllBeats Hooligan]

Hello out there,
ILL BeAts FC has several chants that we sing merrily in sec 127. Everyone who went to a Rapids game last year knows the infamous iLL BeATS banner. Here is the song we love singing at the 35th and 70th min:

Ole can of Burr
me ole can of burr
this burr im holdin'
she sure is golden

ole can of burr
she just keeps pour'n
onnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

( tune of ole man river)

[wcgcapone]

To Sham 69's Oi classic:

If the kids beat United, they will never be divided!
Well if the kids beat United, they will never be divided!
(ad naseum)

[BPBlueSox]

Hello out there,
ILL BeAts FC has several chants that we sing merrily in sec 127. Everyone who went to a Rapids game last year knows the infamous iLL BeATS banner. Here is the song we love singing at the 35th and 70th min:

Ole can of Burr
me ole can of burr
this burr im holdin'
she sure is golden

ole can of burr
she just keeps pour'n
onnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

( tune of ole man river)



hahaha :)

[IllBeats Hooligan]

iLL BeAts here again. Got some more chants for all you but I will post one at a time so everyone can keep up. This one was our new chant for last year:

We will cheer for the RAPIDS
We will drink beer for the RAPIDS
We will break laws for the RAPIDS
cause thats what hooligans do.....

We will cheer for the RAPIDS
We will drink beer for the RAPIDS
We will sing songs for the RAPIDS
cause thats what hoolifans do......
HEY HEY

there ya go

[BPBlueSox]

I liked that one. :D

[IllBeats Hooligan]

here is another one from the chant machine, iLL BeAts :

We are the few
the rapids black and blue
the loud and very rude
we'll stick by through and through

We are the lot
get drunk right on the spot
we'll sing this till we rot
and pray the goals don't stop

yeah, i know what your thinking, this song did used to have beer where "goals" is, but decided to change it because of last seasons goal drought.

[Rapids/Arsenal Fan]

Pedro is magic, he wears a magic hat
And when he saw the Rapids, he said "I'm liking that"
He scores 'em with his left foot, he scores 'em with his right
And when he play Real Salt Lake he scores all fu***ing night

[bilfish]

Boo-jah!!!

B

[BPBlueSox]

Pedro is magic, he wears a magic hat
And when he saw the Rapids, he said "I'm liking that"
He scores 'em with his left foot, he scores 'em with his right
And when he play Real Salt Lake he scores all fu***ing night

We're going to have to keep this one in mind. :D