11/5 You ski the K-12 dude, and girls will go sterile just looking at you!

[Wallydrag]

General

Baker on way back for Shels - Ireland Online (http://breakingnews.iol.ie/sport/story.asp?j=123175820&p=yz3y765z6&t=soccer)

Semifinalists come from both extremes in won-loss records - USA Today (http://www.usatoday.com/sports/soccer/mls/2004-11-04-wizards-revolution_x.htm)

Los Angeles Galaxy at Wizards - KC Star (http://www.kansascity.com/mld/kansascity/sports/10103236.htm)

MLS Preview - Washington Post (http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A26371-2004Nov4.html)



Wiz

Wizards ready for another duel - KC Star (http://www.kansascity.com/mld/kansascity/sports/10102337.htm?1c)



Gals

'Little Fish' Ruiz becomes prize catch - LA Times (http://www.latimes.com/sports/soccer/la-sp-galaxy5nov05,1,6717052.story?coll=la-headlines-sports-soccer)

Galaxy off to see Wizards on way to final - Daily Breeze (http://www.dailybreeze.com/sports/articles/1162536.html)

Galaxy faces road demon - Press-Enterprise (http://www.pe.com/sports/soccer/stories/PE_Sports_Local_galaxy_05.a146e.html)

Now, Galaxy has no choice but to win on the road - Pasadena Star News (http://www.pasadenastarnews.com/Stories/0,1413,206~28779~2514728,00.html)



Revs

Cancela regroups after slow start - Boston Herald (http://sports.bostonherald.com/soccer/view.bg?articleid=52669)

Nicol props for hostile enviroment - Boston Herald (http://sports.bostonherald.com/soccer/view.bg?articleid=52668)

Surprising Revolution one win away from final - KC Star (http://www.kansascity.com/mld/kansascity/sports/10103232.htm)

Saving Grace - Boston Globe (http://www.boston.com/sports/golf/articles/2004/11/05/saving_grace/)



'Quakes

Reports: Donovan returning to Europe - San Jose Mercury News (http://www.mercurynews.com/mld/mercurynews/sports/soccer/10106289.htm)

[stinky]

hmmm...

does donovans departure make the quakes, better off dead?

[The Magpie]

hmmm...

does donovans departure make the quakes, better off dead?

Well, it's a damn shame when the league throws away a perfectly good white boy like that.

:D

The Magpie

[stinky]

German Coach to Landon: Go that way, really fast...if something gets in your way . . . turn.

[DoctorD]

Landon doesn't have to speak German. He can speak the universal language.

[Wallydrag]

Tony Amanpour trying to scrounge up the money to buy the 'Quakes: "Two dollars! Two dollars!"

[kingwho]

Landon doesn't have to speak German. He can speak the universal language.


isn't the universal language "love"?

[TAKK]

Will LD's mom send him a bunch of gift wrapped TV dinner's for Christmas over there?


Yeah, stretching it, but I had to get in on the act.

[Brrca Fan redded]

Well, it's a damn shame when the league throws away a perfectly good white boy like that.

:D

The Magpie There are other WBs waiting at the wings to replace Donovan.

[MtMike]

isn't the universal language "love"?

music

[numerista]

Obscene gestures

[Dave Marino-Nachison]

"Language lessons." Inspiring words from a man who knows how to ski.

[Beech]

Tony Amanpour trying to scrounge up the money to buy the 'Quakes: "Two dollars! Two dollars!" Yes, but not if he keeps trying to put his testicles all over them.

[Freddy Garcia Lives]

Do you know what the street value of this mountain is?

[isaac101]

I wonder if Landon will learn what the "street value of this mountain is" when overlooking all of those snowy german peaks.

[Beech]

But does Landon mind if I go out with Beth?

[stinky]

when and if donovan ever returns to mls, i certainly hope he's not truly, a sight to behold. A man, beaten. The once great champ, now a study in moppishness. No longer the victory hungry stallion we've raced so many times before, but a pathetic, washed-up, aged ex-champion.

[isaac101]

I wonder if Landon will learn what the "street value of this mountain is" when overlooking all of those snowy german peaks.

Wow, how did I get beaten to that line?

[jmeissen0]

does this mean that landon's sister is building a rocket ship and can bag any woman on the face of the planet?

[DoctorD]

does this mean that landon's sister is building a rocket ship and can bag any woman on the face of the planet?

No. Freddy Adu plays the part of Landon's brother in the remake.