Official Max Bretos Thread

[mcpish]

You knew it was coming soon, the Official Max Bretos thread!

I know there's a been a lot of max bashing on here, but I like him, especially as host of The Rugby Club and his Maximum Soccer thing is alright.

Any other comments!

[OttawaBear]

Yes. Bring back Dale Barnes!!!!!!!


You knew it was coming soon, the Official Max Bretos thread!

I know there's a been a lot of max bashing on here, but I like him, especially as host of The Rugby Club and his Maximum Soccer thing is alright.

Any other comments!

[OttawaBear]

OH MY GOD!!!!!!

What the hell was that on his head tonight???????

For goodness sake, dump this guy now!



You knew it was coming soon, the Official Max Bretos thread!

I know there's a been a lot of max bashing on here, but I like him, especially as host of The Rugby Club and his Maximum Soccer thing is alright.

Any other comments!

[Nicky Butt]

What's up with the hair?!

[servotron]

I will throw in my 2c: Max is the man! He and Allen Hopkins (and Bozzo) ought to be the only announcers on the whole channel.

[Northside Rovers]

Max Bretos is Your Daddy

[Father Ted]

What's up with the hair?!

Beat me to it. What is up with his hair?

[jammybastard]

looks like a muskrat died on his head.

[Northside Rovers]

The Lightning Rod of American Soccer: http://www.ibiblio.org/footy/2003/0607_la_col_ajm/web_ajm_7684.jpg
From Andy Mead and Yellow card Journalism.

[SportBoy333]

Shame on FSW for taking Max off doing commentary on the French Ligue 1 games. Sean Wheelock just isn't cutting it.

[T Nitty]

Whoa whoa whao! Hold on! This cannot be the official Max Bretos thread!

What was wrong with this one?
max bretos: enough is enough (http://www.bigsoccer.com/forum/showthread.php?t=125928)

Max is el crapo de grando. I wish they would have had a puppet of him in Team America: World Police. It would have been funny seeing his head get blown off. I can't wait till the next USMNT game. I hope it's him and Harkes doing the broadcast again. Harkes doesn't let Max get away with his Bretoisms and destruction of every language.

[AndyMead]

I told Max how to pronounce Kerry Zavagnin's last name before the USA/El Salvador game. He got it right during that game, but he was back to his old mispronounciation last Saturday.

Come on, Max. It's:
Zuh - Vag - Nin
not
Zuh - Van - Yun

http://www.ibiblio.org/footy/2004/1016_kc_la_ajm/web_ajm_5173.jpg

[Nicky Butt]

Max Bretos is Your Daddy


He's your daddy with really bad hair.

[T Nitty]

Max Bretos is Your Daddy

He's obviously not your daddy since that would mean you want to f*** your daddy with your mouth (or perhaps you already have). BTW what do you do in Dallas now that your 96's have been 86'ed? I guess the Mavs still have a chance. :( :D :rolleyes: :confused:

[T Nitty]

Last one for today. I swear.

Maybe he's Bocanegra's daddy?
http://www.ibiblio.org/footy/2004/0711_usa_pol_sab/web_sab_7305.jpghttp://www.ibiblio.org/footy/2003/0607_la_col_ajm/web_ajm_7684.jpg
From Andy Mead and Yellow card Journalism

[Nicky Butt]

Saw Max on the rugby show tonight.
The hair was awful.

[Northside Rovers]

He's obviously not your daddy since that would mean you want to f*** your daddy with your mouth (or perhaps you already have). BTW what do you do in Dallas now that your 96's have been 86'ed? I guess the Mavs still have a chance. :( :D :rolleyes: :confused:

You're kind of an odd guy, aren't you?

[AndyMead]

You're kind of an odd guy, aren't you?

Says the guy with the Cure's lead singer as an avatar. :D

[Northside Rovers]

Says the guy with the Cure's lead singer as an avatar. :D

So says the guy with a pretend lead singer of a pretend band for his avatar.

:D :D

[T Nitty]

You're kind of an odd guy, aren't you?

Yes, I think that's a possibility.