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McOwen
14 Oct 2004, 03:26 PM
My Dear Barra brothers,

With the Metrosexuals in town and failure the predominate theme of the week may I proudly present you with my official "Keg Time of Death" pool.

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p.s. I rule :D

NOW GET TO BIDDING!

TO THE WINNER THE SPOILS*... (*UNLESS CHICO GETS THERE FIRST!)

NEXT WEEK: CHAMPAGNE

NattyBo
14 Oct 2004, 03:29 PM
5:00 game, what time does the keg plan on getting there?

Ill say 4:16

McOwen
14 Oct 2004, 03:40 PM
The keg will be there WAY before 4:16 :D

--MAr and I have been arriving EARLY lately... with it being Sunday... a Skins game on (hence low traffic...) I woudl say its a safe bet that we get there around mid to late 2-ish.

NattyBo
14 Oct 2004, 03:42 PM
The keg will be there WAY before 4:16 :D

--MAr and I have been arriving EARLY lately... with it being Sunday... a Skins game on (hence low traffic...) I woudl say its a safe bet that we get there around mid to late 2-ish.
4:16 is my prediction forthe keg tardmo :D


Im planning on showing up around 1 probably, anyone else gonna be that early or what? Should I sleep an extra hour instead? :D

CHICO13
14 Oct 2004, 03:47 PM
Champagne? 10:00pm [makes Mr. Yuck Face]

CHICO13
14 Oct 2004, 04:07 PM
I would also like to add that in lieu of my brother McOwens continued generosity, The CHICO13 will donate a bottle of MANLY Jack Daniels Old #7 Tennessee Sour Mash to the first playoff games "Guess How Fast All the Drunken Barra Members Can Drain Some Almost Cold Beer" game.

Bill-DC
14 Oct 2004, 04:27 PM
4:32 Pm

caliban
14 Oct 2004, 05:30 PM
http://www.cray.com/images/interfaceImages/product_x1_subNavPic.jpgI hacked the mainframe at McOwen, Inc. and found that the keg will run dry at 4:35.

My unholy friend, Morte the Screaming Skull, disagrees, saying it will kick at 4:33. If he wins he wishes to donate the bottle to the lovely ladies from Mawah, Katie and Geri Lee, as he finds that alcohol just goes right through him.

BBBulldog
14 Oct 2004, 05:49 PM
4:30

hope Morte wins :D

scruggs45
14 Oct 2004, 07:52 PM
i am going to vote 4:20...

if i win you can give my prize to chico as im sure i will see him later in the week

it is looking as if i will miss my first home match of the season, but something bigger than football came up...i will be spending sunday afternoon the same way i spent last sunday afternoon, showing support for a friend who lost his mom

i might make it out depending on how everything goes but im not counting on it...either way i hope all of you guys have a great time and ill see you for sure in the playoffs...

NattyBo
14 Oct 2004, 07:55 PM
i am going to vote 4:20...

if i win you can give my prize to chico as im sure i will see him later in the week

it is looking as if i will miss my first home match of the season, but something bigger than football came up...i will be spending sunday afternoon the same way i spent last sunday afternoon, showing support for a friend who lost his mom

i might make it out depending on how everything goes but im not counting on it...either way i hope all of you guys have a great time and ill see you for sure in the playoffs...
Damn Scruggs, sorry to hear you'll be missing the game but Im glad you'll be supporting your friend.



Ill give Eddie Gaven hell for ya :P

MikeLastort2
14 Oct 2004, 08:02 PM
Champagne? 10:00pm [makes Mr. Yuck Face]
Dude, you have a LOT to learn.

Champagne is GOOD stuff.

MikeLastort2
14 Oct 2004, 08:04 PM
i am going to vote 4:20...

if i win you can give my prize to chico as im sure i will see him later in the week

it is looking as if i will miss my first home match of the season, but something bigger than football came up...i will be spending sunday afternoon the same way i spent last sunday afternoon, showing support for a friend who lost his mom

i might make it out depending on how everything goes but im not counting on it...either way i hope all of you guys have a great time and ill see you for sure in the playoffs...
Scruggsy,

I'm sorry to hear about your friend's mom.

MikeLastort2
14 Oct 2004, 08:05 PM
OK, I predict that the keg will kick at 16:41:25

CHICO13
14 Oct 2004, 08:12 PM
Dude, you have a LOT to learn.


[Not a Rookie]I've learned that when I drink champagne my head pounds like a Keith Moon drum solo and death is actually a pretty good alternative[/Not a Rookie]

Must be the bubbles :D

BBBulldog
14 Oct 2004, 08:23 PM
Champagne is GOOD stuff.

apparently one of the rockets hit your head last night :D

MikeLastort2
14 Oct 2004, 08:25 PM
[Not a Rookie]I've learned that when I drink champagne my head pounds like a Keith Moon drum solo and death is actually a pretty good alternative[/Not a Rookie]

Must be the bubbles :D
Oh yeah, champagne hangovers are the worst. But the taste of good champagne is incredible.

MikeLastort2
14 Oct 2004, 08:25 PM
apparently one of the rockets hit your head last night :D
Probably. :)

Funkfoot
14 Oct 2004, 08:53 PM
4:13. Drink, damn you, drink!!

Dave Brother
15 Oct 2004, 12:48 AM
I would also like to add that in lieu of my brother McOwens continued generosity, The CHICO13 will donate a bottle of MANLY Jack Daniels Old #7 Tennessee Sour Mash to the first playoff games "Guess How Fast All the Drunken Barra Members Can Drain Some Almost Cold Beer" game.
Oh SNAP!!! Did you say JACK DANIELS?!??!?!



WOAH YEAH Brother!!!!!!!!! :eek:

I got 4:31 pm