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DJPoopypants
14 Sep 2004, 04:11 PM
Such a shame this group isn't getting national attention. I haven't seen Rove refute these claims yet, so I don't know if they're true or not. I'm guessing they're half Kitty Kelley, half Gilligan's Island, half Love Boat.

http://www.pleasurecaptains.com/

Pleasure Boat Captains for Truth has been formed to counter the deliberate misrepresentation of George W. Bush's drinking record. We seek to portray him as he was, and still is: a "lightweight."
We, the men who were served drinks alongside George W. Bush, have partied with real party animals-- on the shores of Lake Tahoe, up and down the Gulf of Mexico, in the harbors of Kennebunkport. We have seen good men down a dozen kamikazes, and then swim once more onto the beach. We have watched the buzzed and brightest of our generation play beer pong until they were bent double, like beggars under sacks. We have known these party animals, and we have partied with them.

And George W. Bush is no party animal.
http://www.pleasurecaptains.com/pleasurelogo.gif

Chicago1871
14 Sep 2004, 04:34 PM
That's awesome. :D Sig'd and rep'd.

Foosinho
14 Sep 2004, 05:49 PM
Check out the Steering Committee on the "about" page. Classic.

BlueMeanie
14 Sep 2004, 05:55 PM
Rep'd as well. Oh ********, that's classic.

I like the book:

http://www.pleasurecaptains.com/unfit.jpg

IntheNet
14 Sep 2004, 09:29 PM
Yes..but let's correct all the apparent liberal lies: we now need=>

CBS Journalists For Truth!
MoveOn.org Lefties For GOP!
Senator Office Staff for Proper Intelligence Meeting Attendance!
Military Metal and Citation Recovery For War Protestors!

and of course...

Swift Boat Veterans For Truth, which set the standard for truth!

IntheNet
Bush/Cheney in 2004

ratdog
14 Sep 2004, 10:48 PM
Yes..but let's correct all the apparent liberal lies: we now need=>

CBS Journalists For Truth!
MoveOn.org Lefties For GOP!
Senator Office Staff for Proper Intelligence Meeting Attendance!
Military Metal and Citation Recovery For War Protestors!

and of course...

Swift Boat Veterans For Truth, which set the standard for truth!

IntheNet
Bush/Cheney in 2004

*sigh*

I remember back when you were actually funny on purpose.

See, you should have said: "I'm waiting for Bang Boat Veterans For Clinton".