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tcmahoney
12 Sep 2004, 02:28 PM
.. former college classmate Mark Sidran, a candidate in the Washington State Attorney General's race.

Text below:

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Dear Washington State Democrat,

As much as I hate to interfere in the the election of another state (other than Florida), I feel that I must write in order to urge you to support Mark Sidran for Washington State Attorney General.

I have known Mark since I was accidentally admitted to Harvard in the late 1960's. Mark, who got in on merit and merit alone, was a classmate of mine, and has made something of himself.

As you may know, he has spent the last 28 years as a prosecutor, Seattle City Attorney, and as a practicing lawyer. Mark's experience is what I like to call one of this three E's. The other two E's are integrity and energy.

Wait. Scrap integrity. Although Mark has it in spades, it does not start with an "E." I remember learning that at Harvard. But I digress. Let's get back to his experience.

As City Attorney, Mark took on some of the most egregious corporate polluters in Puget Sound. I could name names, but I may be planning to run for public office in Minnesota someday, and why burn a bridge?

Speaking of Minnesota, I was a good friend of Paul and Sheila Wellstone. Sheila, especially, was an advocate for women and children who were victims of domestic violence. Mark shares this passion. He created Seattle's first domestic violence unit, which became a model for other communities in Washington.

As Attorney General, Mark will continue his fight on behalf of citizens by doubling the size of the state's consumer protection division. Tired of finding out your senior citizen mother has been ripped off by scam artists? Besides telling your mom to be more alert, you can take action by electing Mark.

Oh, now I remember the other two "e's". Endorsements and Electability. Besides me, Mark has been endorsed by every single Democratic county prosecutor in the state. These are people, who unlike me, actually know what the Attorney General does. Bill Gates Sr., former president of the Washington State Bar and father of someone who I'd like to get to know better when I get ready to run for office, has endorsed Mark as well. So have civil rights leaders like Norm and Constance Rice. Others include environmentalists, led by Washington Conservation Voters, the state's largest environmental political group, and a long list of elected officials such as Governor Gary Locke, Congressman Norm Dicks, former Governor Booth Gardner, many civic leaders and leading lawyers. Governor Locke, I have learned, is the only Asian American state governor to make an endorsement in this race. That alone says it all.

I could go on and on with the endorsements. But frankly, no one cares about endorsements. Let's move on to what really matters to Democrats -- electability.

Republicans don't want Mark to be the Democratic nominee because they know he will be the most difficult candidate to beat in a statewide race that isn't fixed by the use of paperless machines. This is the first time in 12 years that the Attorney General's seat has been open and the Republican Party and their special interests are salivating at the chance of putting one of their lackeys in one of the most powerful jobs in your state. Mark is a common sense Democrat with a proven track record and the clear ability to win in November or whenever the Department of Homeland Security allows us to vote.

George W. Bush does not want Mark Sidran to be your next Attorney General. Neither does Deborah Seen, who did not go to college with me.

In conclusion, give your vote, and if possible, your check to Mark Sidran. And if you really want to see more of those endorsements, check out the partial list bloew or visit Mark's website, www.MarkSidran4AG.com. As you can tell from the "4," this is one hip campaign.

Sincerely,
Al Franken

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Now that's the way to write a fundraising letter.

A little background: Sidran was reviled by some in Seattle for his endorsement and enforcement of civility laws -- i.e., laws against public urination and sitting on the sidewalk, plus impounding the vehicles of drivers who had suspended licenses.

However, even in liberal Seattle, there is not much of a constituency for public urination. And not only that, Sidran had the refreshing and very non-Bushian habit of cheerfully walking up to his protesters, shaking hands with them if he could and chatting with them.

He almost won the Seattle mayor's race in 2001 when he and Greg Nickels squared off in the general election after knocking ultra-incompetent incumbent Paul Schell out in the primary. Sidran was actually surging and poised to beat Nickels -- and I was ready to vote for him after contributing to Nickels -- when he made the mistake of getting Schell's endorsement. And that killed his race dead.

When I ran into him working the line of people to get into a Kerry rally in Tacoma, I told Sidran that I would've voted for him if he hadn't gotten the Schell endorsement. He laughed.

Nothing against Senn, who's the former insurance commissioner for this state, but I'm voting for Sidran. We need more pols like him, on both sides of the aisle.

Oh, and Gary Locke is the only Asian-American governor right now. Just in case you didn't figure out the joke.