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McOwen
10 Sep 2004, 04:34 PM
Okay...

So the last thread became a bit sidetracked. Apparently an endless litany of homosexual, steak ************ing jokes is frowned upon by the TOS of our great BS community. While, we may agree or disagree with this, more importantly I think we can all understand it...

(All right, perhaps more realistically 30 to 45% of us can understand it. :D)

--That being said, I would like to offer my most sincere apologies to the entire state of Texas. In particular the 5,000 people that regularly attend Dallas Burn soccer games that we may have offended.

You are not... As we so crudely implied, homophobic cowboys bent on starting your own religious sect allowing you to sleep with very small children.

You are in the end just Dallas BURN fans.

I think this insult works fine enough as it is :D

I will now post this simple picture of DC United's beloved Dema Kovalenko to annoy the crap out of you and Backside Reemers small naive child.
http://www.ibiblio.org/footy/2004/0828_ne_dc_fbk/web_revdc0828-005.jpg

p.s. Now remember children... PLEASE PLAY NICE. Or the big bad Velocity Girl bass player/Uber Mod will be forced to stomp us once again with his sexy a$$ leather boots :D

p.s.s. If you are interested in seeing him in sexy leather boots he can be found in section 310 seat row 5 seat 10. You must also bring him a beer... OR in this case perhaps two...

mcontento
10 Sep 2004, 06:54 PM
I want to go on the record officially that I hate Dallas, and I don't care if it costs me an election.

URwormfood
10 Sep 2004, 08:16 PM
I Would like to add...that I would attend a game...but never go!

Vote for me in 2004!

~~~worm~~~

URwormfood
11 Sep 2004, 07:45 AM
GO HERE:

REAL DEAL (http://www.bigsoccer.com/forum/showthread.php?t=136603)


~~~Worm~~~

McOwen
11 Sep 2004, 11:03 AM
Ah... whats the matter... A thread gets closed and everyone is afraid to talk $hit? :rolleyes:

What ever happened to the Delta House... err... I mean Bigsoccer I used to love. :D


p.s. Dear Dallas...

Despite our Mods intervention we still believe you are a$$hats... and by that statement I do not even mean your enormously stupid "Texas-sized" hats.

p.s.s. Dema also sends his love...

And a leg err... piece of celery.

Thank you and have a nice death... errr... day. :D

Darth Norteņo
11 Sep 2004, 07:08 PM
After the original smack thread, I think my usertext says it all.


If texgator sees this, how does it feel to be owned by a kid?

URwormfood
11 Sep 2004, 07:53 PM
http://publish.hometown.aol.com/urwormfood/myhomepage/smacked.gif


NUFF SAID!!!!

:rolleyes:

~~~Worm~~~

gnat
11 Sep 2004, 09:05 PM
http://publish.hometown.aol.com/urwormfood/myhomepage/smacked.gif


NUFF SAID!!!!

:rolleyes:

~~~Worm~~~

No, you forgot the "by a 15 year old" part :D

Ok, now I feel dirty posting smack after the fact....maybe i'm a closet KC fan. With that thought, I think it's time to go kill myself.... :D

McOwen
11 Sep 2004, 10:33 PM
i think we just proved that those that laugh last laugh best.


Thanks for THREE in many ways ********tards. :D