View Full Version : Surreal Life...3.0
MLSNHTOWN
08 Sep 2004, 04:14 PM
Well I figured this deserves its own thread......
We got a house with.....
1. A New Kid on the Block kid that I can't recall the name of.
2. Charo
3. Flavor Flav
4. Joey on Full House
5. Ryan Starr - American Idol loser
6. Bridgette Nielson - aka Red Sonja
I think that is all......
Highlights thus far.....
1. Ryan Starr is hot.
2. Bridgette Nielson is naked the entire time, apparently completely trashed and may have "Trishelle" esque morals. Which in a Real World episode would be funny. But she is 40+, and rooming with Flavor Flav.
3. A comedian in the house works well because he can make fun of the others.
4. The New Kid pulled a princess routine on the first episode and bogarded a room depsite an agreement to the contrary.
5. Flavor Flav is awesome.
I feel really sorry for Ryan Starr.
CHICO13
08 Sep 2004, 04:25 PM
5. Flavor Flav is awesome.
YA BOYYYYYYY :D
MLSNHTOWN
08 Sep 2004, 05:23 PM
YA BOYYYYYYY :D
Not to mention that he is going to hit it with brigette nielsen which would make the most revolting sexual relationship in the history of television. (ok maybe not, but it has to be up there).
BBBulldog
09 Sep 2004, 01:43 PM
I'm guessing Ryan Starr is about as exciting in bed as real doll without holes.
Flavor Flav rocked :)
Bridgette... uh my eyes :/
yossarian
09 Sep 2004, 06:15 PM
Flavor Flav is the sun...Public Enemy No. 1.
Stogey23
09 Sep 2004, 06:28 PM
Ya momma got golden nipples.
Wash yo butt.
yossarian
09 Sep 2004, 06:44 PM
....you want 3 dollars for what?.....
ferrari77
13 Sep 2004, 01:39 PM
no doubt flav is the funniest on the show and him and bridgette are a revolting relationship to watch but ryan starr is a grade a b*tch. she has a higher opinion og herself than she probably should. whats her claim to fame again.
and charo is funny as heck, no one can understand a word she says.
billreeves
13 Sep 2004, 02:15 PM
and charo is funny as heck, no one can understand a word she says.
In the first episode, she referred to Brigitte Nielsen as a "cressy beech" or something. :D
La China Poblana
13 Sep 2004, 03:23 PM
and charo is funny as heck, no one can understand a word she says.
"Spooning leads to forking..."
Michael K.
13 Sep 2004, 05:40 PM
Who in 1989 could have ever predicted that Flavor Flav would be sharing a house and playing late night pool with a New Kid On The Block?
And I know she's getting a bit up there for it now, but you've got to figure than a potential offspring of a Flavor Flav/Brigitte late-night tryst would have more insanity genes than any kid this side of Frances Bean Cobain.
I love this series, by the way.
Dolemite
13 Sep 2004, 10:07 PM
man this show is hilarious. it also makes you really cringe in your seat cause it's so horrible at the same time. Mr. F and Brigitte are the couple of the century. end of story.
Diablo10
16 Sep 2004, 11:42 AM
No doubt! Flava is the show! He cracks me up. Ryan? Yea, she's hot, but what a wrong pick for the show. I recently came across the show and it looks pretty funny.
monster
16 Sep 2004, 01:00 PM
Must Tivo.
Must.
guamster
16 Sep 2004, 02:00 PM
Must Tivo.
Must.
Yeah, the show is on my DVR weekly programming setting. And if my DVR messes up the initial recording: no problem. VH1 re-broadcasts the show numerous times during the week.
TheSlipperyOne
16 Sep 2004, 02:01 PM
In this week's Entertainment Weekly there's a tiny little interview with Dave Coullier and Jordan Knight where they say they each got a call the day after the show wrapped from Flav & Bridgette who were sharing a hotel room.
JeffS
17 Sep 2004, 01:59 PM
Most reality shows suck. Surreal Life rocks. It's funny as hell. It is a send off that doesn't take itself seriously. It get's grade B or has-been celebs that are weird/ecentric and contrasting, puts them in a house together, and generally has them party. Very stupid, yet very entertaining at the same time.
Yes, Ryan Starr is a b!tch. She is so tightly wound that if you stick lump of coal up her butt out would come a diamond (quoting Ferris Beuller). But her presence is great for the chemistry of the show - it feeds on the tension she causes.
And Flav with Brigitte totally rocks. Those two are hilarious.
Crimen y Castigo
17 Sep 2004, 02:05 PM
In this week's Entertainment Weekly there's a tiny little interview with Dave Coullier and Jordan Knight where they say they each got a call the day after the show wrapped from Flav & Bridgette who were sharing a hotel room.
[Elaine]
Get OUT!
[\Elaine]
Michael K.
26 Sep 2004, 10:31 PM
"He had that European flavor to him, being Mexican."