Suggestion to ESC...

[Hugh DeMann]

Lose the "You succ, A-hole" cheer employed on opponents' goal kicks. It isn't funny, never was, and is 100% ineffective at distracting the keeper.
Some of the ESC stuff is clever and witty ("Blame it on the Bocanegra", "I just met a guy named Faria," etc.) but this one is just crass.

[nyrmetros]

Yea, but we're good at that one. :)

[OriginalAEK]

Or plug your ears during goal kicks.

[11Redknapp15]

Lose the "You succ, A-hole" cheer employed on opponents' goal kicks. It isn't funny, never was, and is 100% ineffective at distracting the keeper.
Some of the ESC stuff is clever and witty ("Blame it on the Bocanegra", "I just met a guy named Faria," etc.) but this one is just crass.


--This is a joke right ?

[copaantl98]

The whole world does something similiar to the "You suck a$$hole". Don't like it, then plug your ears like OriginalAEK says. I like it and got no problem with it. Perhaps you have a better suggestion?

[OriginalAEK]

The whole world does something similiar to the "You suck a$$hole". Don't like it, then plug your ears like OriginalAEK says. I like it and got no problem with it. Perhaps you have a better suggestion?

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[otterulz]

We could just throw bottles at the opposing keeper. I think it's more effective than words.

[nyrmetros]

We could just throw bottles at the opposing keeper. I think it's more effective than words.
or flares......

[Metros Striker10]

That chant is funny. Especially when you can hear it on TV.

[Frieslander]

I'm bored with it myself.

[Brownswan]

Lessee now....

"The goalie kicks his wife, the goalie kicks his wife,
hi-ho-the dairy-o, the goalie kicks his wife."

-- he also kicks his dog, and his cat. But that's harmless compared with:

"The goalie pulls his pork..." or "The goalie flogs his log..."

-- which are more rancid than what we have now. But they might make him laugh, if he heard them.

We could continue the big build-up, and finish with "We are not impressed!"
That's clean enough for TV, but pretty lame if you're down a goal or three -- in which case it at least feels good to call the goalie an a$$hole.

So if it ain't broke don't fix it, and if it is broke, who gives a fv<k? Pardon my Greek.

[NEKSoccer]

What if the goalie doesn't speak English? I'm serious - perhaps during a World Cup qualifier for the U.S., you'll get someone who speaks Spanish or some Eastern European language.

I know this only applies to MLS/Metro games. But I just thought I'd mention it.

[OriginalAEK]

So if it ain't broke don't fix it, and if it is broke, who gives a fv<k? Pardon my Greek.

This type of Greek is ok. Calling the goalie a malaka is also good Greek

[jamison]

I could do with changing that chant as well, though, I think sitting down and having a meeting to decide what we will and will not chant is just about as lame as chanting you suck a-hole at someone.

So, let's hear suggestions. If we get a better song, we change it. Deal?

Also, it takes about 10 seconds to get good at a chant. We got good at "Your bush can't take a licking" after Jon Busch got hurt last game. It's not hard.

[AbercrombieAnde]

Dont take away my favorite chant :(

[metroflip73]

I could do with changing that chant as well, though, I think sitting down and having a meeting to decide what we will and will not chant is just about as lame as chanting you suck a-hole at someone.

So, let's hear suggestions. If we get a better song, we change it. Deal?

Also, it takes about 10 seconds to get good at a chant. We got good at "Your bush can't take a licking" after Jon Busch got hurt last game. It's not hard.

We could use CMon Metro, CMon Let's Go instead. But like usual, most people will sing the first line, then peter out to nothing before the 2nd line's done.

[sccrhound]

Lessee now....

"The goalie kicks his wife, the goalie kicks his wife,
hi-ho-the dairy-o, the goalie kicks his wife."

-- he also kicks his dog, and his cat. But that's harmless compared with:

"The goalie pulls his pork..." or "The goalie flogs his log..."

-- which are more rancid than what we have now. But they might make him laugh, if he heard them.

We could continue the big build-up, and finish with "We are not impressed!"
That's clean enough for TV, but pretty lame if you're down a goal or three -- in which case it at least feels good to call the goalie an a$$hole.

So if it ain't broke don't fix it, and if it is broke, who gives a fv<k? Pardon my Greek.

Or to borrow another one the goalie kicks his husband.

The best one is for Aidin Brown, so sucks when he is out.

One little piggie....Log..how about his twig.

[AbercrombieAnde]

Im really not to familer to the ESC but I have checked out the website. I think what you guys do for the game of soccer and the metrostars is good for the team. I unfortunitly cant make the games bc of the distance so i watch them on MSG. Why isnt the ESC shown durring the game?!?! From all the camera angles it looks like there is only one person at the game. I know this isnt true. If you guys were on tv it would add so much more emotion into the game, for use viewers that cant make the matches.

[nyrmetros]

Im really not to familer to the ESC but I have checked out the website. I think what you guys do for the game of soccer and the metrostars is good for the team. I unfortunitly cant make the games bc of the distance so i watch them on MSG. Why isnt the ESC shown durring the game?!?! From all the camera angles it looks like there is only one person at the game. I know this isnt true. If you guys were on tv it would add so much more emotion into the game, for use viewers that cant make the matches.
I agree, it would be nice to let people know that there are fans of the team who are not kids, soccer moms, and passive adults. MLS suffers from a perception problem, and showing hardcore supporters more often could help show that MLS is not just for the kiddies, however it seems that MSG, ESPN, FSW disagrees.

During the home opener, I beleive the Metrostars recorded the ESC songs and chants, however I have no idea what became of that.... Jamison?

[Bilbao2Brooklyn]

how about
"you suck, cocksucking mother********ingsaladtossinga$$holelicking bukakkeonyourfacelovingshiteatingbreathstinking" a-hole.?